29 November: Wednesday plombgomble.

Rare work poo. You can tell by the bad lighting. I was in the office yesterday and I worked out at noon and had a quick Stouffer's frozen dinner afterward. About 30 minutes after I ate, I got some pretty bad abdominal cramping. I felt so bad I was actually considering going home. Then I got the "I've gotta poo" feeling. I dropped this log and I felt much better. Funny how a poo can change your whole outlook on the day.

eNjoy.

26 November: Sunday funchlergoimp.

Dropped this dollep at about 11am while watching TV. Well, I actually went into the bathroom--i didn't crap my pants while watching TV. But I was watching NFL pre-game when the urge arrived. Speaking of crapping my pants, the comedian Jim Jeffries has a couple of really funny bits about crapping his pants. Funny stuff. You can check out his multiple specials on Netflix. 

eNjoy.

25 November: Saturday horbleglimpch.

Didn't poo Friday, so this is a two day, post Thanksgiving Day load. Lots of turkey, mashed potatoes and lobster Mac and cheese in this blorp. And bread and pecan pie. Good good, nice looking poo. And a pretty good poo pic.

eNjoy.

23 November: Thursday plooblechird.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody! It's Thanksgiving here in the US--a strictly American holiday. But, it's a time to give thanks. And I'm giving thanks for the giant log I put down this morning. Hadn't crapped since Monday, so this is a three day load. And this one stretched out the old bunghole. But it was a seriously satisfying crap. And made for a good poo pic. No filters, it was dark green. And yes, that is corn you see in my poo. Always fun. This poo gives in so many ways. Truly a reason to give thanks.

eNjoy.

20 November: Monday glumpjumny.

This was a dump-load of poo. You know, when you're on the toilet, just flexing your bunghole and the poo seems like it will never stop. That was Monday's poo. My pants fit better after this poo load. Not a terribly exciting poo aesthetically, but still a big pile 'o gloop. Poo pics just don't get more real than this.

eNjoy.

18 November: Saturday ooplamgrintz.

Sat down mid morning yesterday and had a nice poo. Regular poo. Nice little chunklets. Looks like a nodule of corn, but I don't think I had corn in the past week. I took two liquid shits after a 5 Guys burger for lunch, but not pooagenic. One crap, and then another 10 minutes later. Hey, it's poo. When you gotta go, you gotta go. 

eNjoy.

17 November: Friday chorpglunker.

Pooed a couple of little nuggets on Tuesday, but I didn't count that as a real poo. Then, were back to the regular routine: Wegovy on Monday, and I don't crap for four days. Then on Friday, an hour and a half after taking stool softener, I dropped this plop load. I guess the stool softener worked. That was a load. A pile 'o poo. Hey--it's poo!

eNjoy.

13 November: Monday chorfgorfle.

Back home Sunday. Saturday night was not a good night. Extreme intestinal issues caused since "leakage" of poo juice whilst I slept. Made a mess in the sheets. Not good. (Never good, but I was in a VRBO house using somebody else's sheets. Did a lot of laundry Sunday morning.) I woke up several times during the night to squirt out more poo juice. Regular poo Monday morning. Traffic to the blog still way down--100 to 200 views a day. I wonder if it's because I'm pooing less. Don't know. But I'll keep blogging!

eNjoy.

11 November: Saturday plobbingoint.

Still on mini-holiday. This poo came at a restaurant after a hearty lunch. Restaurant poo. I almost didn't get the pic because I didn't think it was going to a good poo.  (Which is why you got a post wipe poo--with TP in the pic. Bonus!) But it wasn't a bad poo. So here you go.

eNjoy.

10 November: Friday horchleproodle.

Hadn't crapped since Monday. So this is a four day load. FOUR. DAY.. LOAD.. And I didn't think it was coming. It took a big, fast, bacon cheeseburger (with an egg) to get it going. But when it came it was relentless. We are at a VRBO on a mini holiday, so this is a strange toilet. And it's blue water. This is blue-poo. A first! Fun times. 

eNjoy.

6 November: Monday whooplagrunion.

Pooed on Monday--good considering I pooed on Saturday. Poos have been few and far between lately. Thanks Wegovy! These were some regular poo logs. Nicely formed, floating. And it's bi-colored. Always fun! 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

Felt this way this morning...

4 November: Saturday horblefloocher.

Didn't know if I'd poo today, considering how infrequently I've been pooing lately. But poo I did. And I dropped a pretty significant log. Very satisfying poo. Medium consistency so it required a LOT of wiping. That's okay--this poo was worth it. This is what I strive for. What I work for. Colon working overtime on this shit. And my readers are the beneficiaries. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

2 November: Thursday blumpgunion.

Hadn't pooed since the previous Sunday. So this is a FOUR day load. Four day pile 'o poo. Not exciting. But after not pooing for four days, I was happy with it. Honestly after four days I was expecting more poo. But, poo is poo. That's my motto.

I recently got an email regarding my adsense account. Adsense is how Google places ads in a lot of content on the Internet. Several years ago I allowed adsense to place ads in my blog. You probably noticed. My poo blog doesn't draw enough traffic to actually generate meaningful income. In 7 or 8 years I've received about $75, with another $80 in the bank. This blog ain't paying the rent.

The email I received told me that my adsense account would be suspended because the ads were incorrectly placed and could result in false "click-throughs." Google is telling me I need to make changes and I have no idea how to do that. I've gotten emails like this before. I need to change or add "script" to optimize my ad revenue. And I never have a clue about how to do that. Whatever. You'll probably see ads on my blog disappear come Jan 1. Whatever. Probably for the best. 

eNjoy.