29 October: Sunday plootchingron.

So, I didn't expect to poo Sunday because I pooed the day before. But, I was finishing lunch at a Mexican restaurant, and I got the old, familiar rumblings. And then, suddenly, I really had to poo. Got to the bathroom and they was somebody in the ONE stall. And it looked like somebody was waiting for the stall. I left the bathroom and wondered if I'd have to go back home to poo. It was turning into an emergency situation. I went back into the bathroom and was going to ask the dude waiting if he was waiting for the stall. The stall was empty, and the two guys we're talking--looked like they were friends and the kid was just waiting for his friend. (Why was the dude waiting for his friend IN the bathroom?) I got into the stall and dropped this bloop. And it came out FAST. This poo would not have waited until I got home. Poo stories.

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28 October: Saturday glommerjomny.

Despite the little poo pile I dropped the day before, I had a regular gorgle Saturday morning. A lot bigger poo and more satisfying. And a better poo pic. And that's what you're here for, right? Traffic to the blog is still way down. I still don't know why it yo-yos like that. Still no clue. No matter. Poo is poo, and the poo doesn't stop (although the volume is way down) and as long as I'm still pooing I'll be blogging about it. You're welcome.

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27 October: Friday sploimerxim.

Last poo was Wednesday, at work. This poo came late in the evening, after Friday night drinking, just before bed. Ugh. Didn't feel like a lot of poo coming out. Just a puddle. Not exciting. But still poo. 

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25 October: Wednesday holcumjimny.

So, I hadn't crapped since Saturday. SATURDAY!! This was a FOUR DAY LOAD! I have believe it took my four days to poo and that's all that came out. Ugh. And this was a work poo. I was in the office and about an hour after lunch the poo vibes came on. Didn't take very long after the first rumblings. I ended up crab-walking to the restroom trying not to fart up a storm. And I did end up letting a couple of little farts slip. Ah well. I hope nobody heard them. And after all that time, all I get is a little dollop. With bad, work lighting. Ugh. Not a good poo day.

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21 October: Saturday horpfingwurg.

Didn't poo Friday so this is a two day load. And a big, beefy load it is. This one wasn't too bad squeezing out of my bunghole. It definitely felt beefy coming out. That's okay. Nothing quite like squeezing out a big turd. Really makes you feel better. Taking a really good shit is almost life a religious experience. Ron White once asked "Have you ever taken a dump so big your pants fit better afterward?" Yes. Yes I have. And it was glorious.

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19 October: Thursday plorplechurd.

Didn't poo Wednesday. Thursday's poo came as plop after lunch. Been a while since I've dropped a plop. The plorp piles have been rare since I started on the Wegovy. So, I guess this is okay. A plop is better than a log that rips my ass. Better for my bunghole. Notbnecessarily for the blog--the logs make for better poo pics. But hey--it's still poo. 

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17 October: Tuesday glumpchorder.

Didn't poo Monday so this is a two day load. This is a beefy poo and it really felt that way as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. I really had to work it out. But a hard stool, but a lot of work to get it out. I like this poo .. It's blorky. Solid. Beefy. Need I say more?

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15 October: Sunday goinkslinker.

Dropped a bollop mid Sunday morning. Not a bad looking glonker. Good effort. Satisfying plorp. Pooing every other day now. I guess that's better that every three days. Hopefully I'll keep getting more regular. Regular means more poo pics. And I know that's what my readers want!

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13 October: Friday holpersmelke.

Dropped a couple of poos Friday. Good thing, because that's my weigh in day. I hate weighing in Friday not having shit for three days. Makes me think the weight won't be accurate because I've got three days of feces literally weighing me down. And this wasn't a bad looking poo. Get like a lot of poo as it was slithering out of my bunghole. Good, healthy pie. Poo pie. It's good, because it's poo 

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11 October: Wednesday plerfingjimmd.

Went into the office Wednesday and, after gym and lunch, I had to poo! Pooing two days in a row. And pooing at work! Haven't pooed at work in a long while. So this was a treat. But a bad looking poo and the lighting was okay. It worked! It's poo! 

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10 October: Tuesday phlumchortner.

Didn't poo Sunday or Monday so this is a three day load. First poo back home from holiday. Not a bad poo log. Nicely formed but you can tell it's a softer log, so there was a LOT of wiping to get clean. That's okay because it's poo! Poo sometimes leaves a mess. Poo is poo! 

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7 October: Saturday flumplegruind.

Second to last day of my short holiday in Newport News. Didn't poo Friday. Woke up Saturday morning hungover as hell. Really, really hungover. So hungover that I puked. It's been a while since I've been that hungover. So this is hangover poo. Not impressive as far as poo goes, but still poo. 

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5 October: Thursday horplunching.

Staying in an AirB&B in Newport News VA. Cute little house. Short holiday. So this is a different toilet. Different is good, right? But lighting can be a challenge. Lighting here was okay. Cool little loaflets. Holiday poo is fun! 

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4 October: Wednesday schlockinggroind.

Traveling for a short holiday in Hampton Roads. Stopped at Wendy's and had a chicken sandwich. And that induced a poo. Has to stop at Starbucks to poo. So this is Starbucks poo. And it's bi-colored poo. Always fun. Okay pic even with the bad lighting. Poo is poo.

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3 October: Tuesday plisinkgweal.

Didn't poo Sunday or Monday. Because I've officially diagnosed myself as constipated (thank you Wegovy) I've been taking stool softeners since Saturday. So this is a 3 day load. And the SSs worked because this didn't rip my bunghole as I was squeezing it out. I actually squirted out a few more drungles after I took the pic. Good to finally poo, but, man, this Wegovy has been a ride! Website traffic is still way down. Two weeks ago, I hit 4K page views in a day. All from Singapore. Yesterday I had 83 page views. The Internet giveth and the Internet taketh away.

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30 September: Saturday double hrumphjintler.

Didn't poo Thursday or Friday. And Wednesday's poo was small. So, I haven't been pooping a lot. I weighed in Friday and I was up a pound and a half. But I hadn't shit since Wednesday! I was full of poo! I pooed twice Saturday, and they weren't fun. Hard poos. Ass-rippers. It took a lot of work to get those poos out. And after all of that work, and all of that discomfort, I ended up with very unsatisfactory little nuggets. Ugh. Pooing just hasn't been satisfying lately. So yesterday, I decided that I was officially constipated. First time in my life. So I took a dose of Miralax. A stool softener. I'll let you know how that goes. 

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