31 January: Monday thaumpkortner.

Tried to poo directly before I got into the shower, but, no joy. It wasn't ready to come out. So, I took the shower and I was fresh until about two hours later, when this poo came squiggling out of my bunghole. I definitely felt this come out--it had different thicknesses and was much more bulbous it places--so I could definitely it. Then I was no longer fresh. Meh--not a bad looking poo. 

eNjoy.

30 January: Sunday blunktergroob.

Started off my Saturday routine by dropping this toilet snake in the bowl. Very nice poo. Great poo pic. Long, smooth, orangish-brown and resting perfectly in coils of messy filth. They don't get much better than this 

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29 January: Saturday no pic.

Early Friday and Saturday mornings I woke up at 2 I'm the morning to poo. I didn't want to turn on the lights because I wanted to interrupt my sleep as little as possible. So, I pooed in the dark. So, no pics. Sorry about that. Sometimes I just don't get the shot. Oh well 

27 January: Thursday ploofjaunderon.

Big, glorfy poo. Big chunk of poo. Big loaf of poo. What more can I say? It's poo!

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26 January: Wednesday floudgeiner.

This poo started off as a squirt, and then solidified into a log. Kind of a multiple personality poo. Didn't know quite what it wanted to be. Kind of a cloud in the middle with two little nubbins on the ends. It's poo! And poo is always fun!

eNjoy.

24 January: Monday florbachule.

Little splobbin of a poo. Kind of chunky and grunky. Nice little poo. Good little poo. 

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23 January: Sunday choilclummer.

This poo got me out of bed. Not spectacular, but still, poo. Kind of glunky. And shplunky. I will always come up with new words to describe poo. It just never gets old 

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22 January: Saturday flumchubble.

Didn't poo yesterday. But, I did poo today! Not a bad looking little poo. Kind of bubbly and chubbly. It was a soft, gooey poo. I had to wipe several times to get clean. With TP and a wet wipe. Soft poos can really be a pain in the ass. 😖

eNjoy.

20 January: Thursday cheplobborn.

Dropped this poo about 11 this morning. You can see a little food nugget at the top. Always fun. I'm not sure what it is--i had a bug burrito bowl from Chipotle yesterday, but, it didn't have corn in it. Maybe a bean? Not sure. What do my readers think it is? Let me know in comments.

eNjoy.

19 January: Wednesday ooblaskjinny.

Had a nice poo today. It was kind of globular. Kind of a fun, lumpy poo. Plumpy. A new word. You're welcome. There are so many ways to describe poo. It just never ends. The poo never ends. The poo words never end. I am a poo word explorer. I am Poogellan. 

eNjoy.

18 January: Tuesday blompkinfruze.

This poo came about two hours after my shower. So I was fresh for about two hours. Then poo. Then, no longer fresh. Didn't matter how long I wipe. It whether I use wet naps.  I can never get completely clean after pooing. The only way to get fresh off to shower. That's it. Although, I have never used a bidet. That might do it. The poo was okay. Half sank, half floated. Poo didn't know quite what it wanted to be. Didn't really matter because I flushed it. That's what happens to poo.

eNjoy.

17 January: Monday beemelprood.

So, dropped a poo Sunday. Felt like a big load squeezing out of my bunghole. But it all settled to the bottom, and so doesn't look that big. It's the grand poo pic that could have been. Ahhh, the what-ifs. They'll drive you crazy. 

eNjoy.

16 January: Sunday flonkingwort.

Was drinking vodka last night, so I woke up late this morning. And as soon as I woke up, I had to poo. And what a poo it was. I jumped into the shower right after I pooed, so I didn't have to wash my hands! Always fun! And this is a nice looking poo. Damn nice looking poo. One of my best poo pics. And--you're welcome. This one makes it all worth it. 

eNjoy.

15 January: Saturday ploogenjorst.

So, the last couple of day's poos haven't been impressive. Almost completely liquid. Not much to take a picture of. I'm not sure why sometimes my poo is liquid. Oh well. It means I'm not constipated. And I rarely, if ever, get constipated. But that doesn't make for his blogging. This morning's poo was a little better. Chunky and brown, Gorky and schmorky. It works. It's poo! 

eNjoy.

12 January: Wednesday schlormpsquizzer.

Middle of the week poo. Didn't come until after lunch, which is I little unusual. This poo is kind of chunky and fluffy at the same time. And not a terrific poo pic. But it's still poo. It works. 

eNjoy.

10 January: Monday gloobrinker.

Pooed this morning after a cup of coffee. Felt damn good coming out. Usually feels good coming out. That's why I always look forward to taking a dump. I always know that I'm going to feel better coming out of the bathroom than I did going in. Right? Think about it. 

eNjoy.

9 January: Sunday schplorgemunder.

Woke up this morning and--how guess what? I dropped a poo! The poo never stops. The poo is relentless. My poo is the Terminator. "It absolutely will not stop..." until it comes squirting out of my bunghole. That's my poo. And I'm okay with that.

eNjoy.

8 January: Saturday ploogerboinkin.

Thursday's poo was a mess--watery and not pooagenic. I didn't poo yesterday. And pooed immediately upon waking this morning. And the first poo is a nice looking poo. If I do say so myself. This makes it all worth it. Long, rich, brown poo log. Almost too bad I had to flush it. You're welcome.

Second gloop came after a bacon double cheeseburger from Wendy's. 

eNjoy.

5 January: Wednesday glorpthunklee.

Middle of the work week poo. Poo didn't come until after lunch and wasn't very substantial. This is a close up of the creamy poo pile. It really kind of sucks when you think you have a big poo brewing and it sand it turns out to be a little blorp. Again, poo does whatever it wants 

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3 January: Monday plimbetcrooz.

Two poo day. First poo cave right after I woke up. It was urgent, but I wanted to poo before I showered. I've blogged about before: poo after shower, not fresh. The poo is smaller than it looks--long and skinny. Unfortunately, I pooed again three hours later, so my freshness didn't last. Second poo was just a little splort. Oh well. The poo has a will of it's own.

eNjoy.

2 January: Sunday neeblegournd.

Dropped two poos Sunday. First poo was a pretty standard poo log. Not a bad looking poo. 

Second poo came after a huge burrito salad bowl from Chipotle. Kind of a poo splat. Big salads often induce poo splats. Reminded me of the South Park episode where "Chipotle-away" was featured--that is, the product you had to use after shitting your pants after eating Chipotle. Funny stuff.

eNjoy.

1 January: Saturday gloobnoopury.

New Year's day. Woke up a bit hungover and immediately had to poo. So, I pooed in the upstairs bathroom. My poos don't look as good there. This poo sank to the bottom, and the water was cloudy. Hence, crappy poo pic. But I had to include my New Year's day poo. Couldn't leave it out.

eNjoy.

31 December: Friday shpooblecruk.

New Year's eve day poo. Kind of dark. Kind of curly. Kind of floiby. Kind of jinky. Just waiting for the new year. Here's hoping it's better than the year just concluding.

eNjoy.

30 December: Thursday sploibchunger.

So, kind of a glinchy poo Thursday. Not exciting, not much else to say. Brrrrhhgg.

eNjoy.