29 June: Tuesday splooderjomp.

So, this poo came a little later than normal. And it is indeed a big, fat log. Serious log. This is another poo that stretched out my bunghole. And man did it feel good sliding out. What a great way to start the day! A poo way to start out the day! 

eNjoy.

28 June: Monday chumpleglorp.

Day off today--woke up late. Had a cup of coffee, and then had a nice poo. Sat down, unflexed the ole sphincter, and this load came flumpering out. That's the way it goes. I enjoy the feeling of having a nice poo, but, unfortunately, the feeling doesn't last long. But hey, I'll take what I can get 

eNjoy.

27 June: Sunday flubberdronk.

So, woke up late today because I was drinking last night. Woke up and dropped a big, fat log. This one definitely pushed the limits of my bunghole. I felt this one coming out. Which, as you know, always feels good. Always feels good dropping a load.  Nice to start the day with such a good feeling. Sometimes, life is good. 

eNjoy 

26 June: Saturday plooperkrantz.

This poo made itself known before I got out of bed. About 5:30 am and I could feel the old familiar rumblings. But I ended up walking up because I couldn't get back to sleep. I pooed about half way through my first cup of coffee. Once again, this poo came churning out of my ass. Nice looking poo pic. Nice, clear brown. There you go 

eNjoy.

25 June: Friday spewdrimer.

End of the week, started off with poo. This came a little late, about 9 am. Kind of came on, all of sudden like. Sat down, got my phone ready, and the turd just came blumbering out. I could feel the different thicknesses stretching out my bunghole. Not an unpleasant feeling. Having a nice crap is always satisfying.

eNjoy.

24 June: Thursday spoffergimp.

So, started off the day with a poo! Yep, I know it's hard to believe. But this is a nice looking poo. Good poo, good pic. This is my body getting rid of the shit. Getting the shit done. There you go 

eNjoy.

22 June: Tuesday splinkerpaunch.

Tuesday poo! Came a little later than normal, but who am I to complain, right? It still came! The poo always comes. And that is, indeed, something to be thankful for. 

eNjoy.

21 June: Monday chutwiner.

So, I didn't exactly start off the work week with a nice poo. This poo didn't come until after lunch. Which is unusual for me. Wasn't sure I would poo Monday because I shit 4 times the day before. But there you go. Poo is always surprising me. Which is a good thing. Keeps things interesting. 

eNjoy.

20 June: Sunday double chugglepreem.

So, woke up this morning hungover. Too much rum last night. Way too much rum. So, I feel like ass this morning. About 15 minutes after I woke up, while drinking my first cup of coffee, I had to poo. Nice, long log. Then about an hour later, I had to poo again. My lucky day! Your lucky day as well. Because they're both pretty good poo pics. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

19 June: Saturday churfgimmer.

So, two pics today. Two pics, same poo. Top picture was the first taken. Bottom pic taken about 10 seconds later, after the poo rotated into a different position. They look like different poos. Poo never ceases to amaze me. 

eNjoy.

18 June: Friday clunchdurdle.

So, day off today, in observance of Juneteenth. I celebrated this new holiday with a poo! Which is  how I start off most holidays. The poo stops for no holidays. The march of the poo. The relentless poo. Poo as determination.

eNjoy.

16 June: Wednesday plorchgimby.

So, I dropped an interesting load Wednesday. Kind of moist and glumpy. You can see some food items at the bottom. Not sure what they are. Anybody care to hazard a guess?

eNjoy.

15 June: Tuesday fleegonspork.

Tuesday poo. Nice, long log. This felt particularly good slithering out. 

I sat for a poo. 

I felt comfortable after. 

With poo is relief.

Poo as haiku.

eNjoy.

14 June: Monday chunderblord.

Starting off another week, working from home, with a nice poo. Poo, poo and more poo. There you go. Poo is my life. My life is poo. Poo as life.

eNjoy.

13 June: Sunday clintzpinner.

Woke up late this weekend...and had I nice poo. This one came out in blurps. Nice looking poo. I need say no more.

eNjoy.

12 June: Saturday gloofchuffin.

So, woke up this morning, had a cup of coffee, and guess what? I pooed. And this is a nice poo pic. Deep brown and chunky. Need I say more?

eNjoy.

11 June: Friday glumpchudner.

So, I didn't poo Thursday. That happens sometimes when I'm eating low carb. And I generally try to stay low carb during the week. Generally. So, no poo yesterday. I pooed today after my first cup of coffee. Kind of a big, stumpy pile. Nice dark, rich brown. Harder poo. My kind of poo. 

eNjoy.

9 June: Wednesday splurjimper.

So, it's hump day poo! Middle of the week, and I had a nice poo. Not long after I woke up. Woo hoo! Always good to start the day with a big, fat dump. And this poo is a big, fat dump. A big, gooey splorp. A big, ooey pile of blorb. Nice and gushy 

eNjoy.

8 June: Tuesday stoopinborp.

So, here I am, working and pooing at home. Working and pooing. Pooing and working. 

I did poo today.

Will drop a load tomorrow.

The poo never stops.

Poo as haiku.

eNjoy.

7 June: Monday chlorojimp.

So, starting off another work week at home. Still, working, and pooing, at home. This poo came half way through my first cup of coffee. So, pretty normal. 

I did notice that my blog went over 750K page views recently. Sounds like a lot. Thank you to my viewers. It's because of you I do this. I hope you appreciate the effort. As long as I'm pooing, I'm blogging. 

eNjoy.

6 June: Sunday gnopegrunding.

So, guess what? I started off the week with a nice poo! This load just FELL out of my asshole. As usual. And a pretty cool looking poo. The little nuggin center top twirled and twirled and slowly fell to the bottom of the bowl. Poo as ballet.

eNjoy.

5 June: Saturday spurdlestormp.

So, end of the week. And I started off the day with what? You guessed it! I had a nice poo! You guys really know me by now. I almost always poo first thing in the morning. Which is okay. It sets up a nice, reliable routine. This poo was pretty cool. One chunk tumbled to the bottom as one chunk rolled to the top. Kind of fun to watch. 

eNjoy.

4 June: Friday brungecludporper.

So, end of the week. This is just one big pile o' poo. Big, dark and glumpy. Just came out in a big, fat splort. Dark, ooey gooeyness. Ooey, gooey florferness. It's hideous, and yet, I can't look away. Like many of my poos, this one embodies a frame of reference. Why this poo, here, now. Questions that will likely never be answered. Poo as philosophy.

eNjoy.

3 June: Thursday thurgtussle.

So, getting toward the end of the week. Got up this morning and had a nice poo. Standard poo for me--starts coming out as a log, finishes as a plop. Not much else to say, right? Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

2 June: Wednesday plancykoble.

This poo was a little shy about making an entrance. He required a little...encouragement. A little pushing. And as you can see, he's more solid. More log-like. Which is good. Soft poos are okay, but a nice, solid glog can be very satisfying. And they make for better poo pics. There you go.

eNjoy.

1 June: Tuesday flogchintner.

So, kind of pigged out on Memorial Day, so I was expecting a big load Tuesday. I wouldn't really call this as big load. Kind of a fluffy, fuzzy rope log. Meh. A little different. A little bit if the same. It's poo. No don't complain.

eNjoy 

31 May: Monday chorklehorb.

So, Monday was Memorial Day. And I had a nice poo. Yep, the poo doesn't stop for holidays. It doesn't stop for anything. Nothing. Nothing stops the poo. And nothing will stop me from blogging about the poo. Because I'm just that dedicated. And there you go. 

eNjoy