26 April: Monday scumpblattle.

This poo took a little time to gestate after I woke up. Didn't come for about an hour after my first sip of coffee. But when it came, it came fast. I hopped to the bathroom, and dropped this big, fat, brown, floating logs. I still don't really understand why my poo sinks sometimes and then sometimes it floats. And sometimes does both! Poo never ceases to amaze me. 

eNjoy.

25 April: Sunday flubberspunk.

So, I feasted yesterday, as I do on Saturdays because that's cheat day! So, I woke up a little late this morning and has a cup of coffee. And guess what? I had to poo! Will wonders never cease? Nice looking poo. Brown and beefy. But much else to say!

eNjoy.

24 April: Saturday chubberpronk.

So, the poo waited until my first sip of coffee, and then--blorp, it's poo time. Literally, it came on during my first sip of coffee. And it was a big, beefy load. A big, fat flop, sitting on the surface. This is good work. There you go.

eNjoy.

23 April: Friday blugschmear.

Big pile of poo. Ooey, gooey poo. Big, fat, splotty splotch of poo. Creamy and chunky. There you go.

eNjoy.

22 April: Thursday blunksquirter.

Kind of an average poo. It started sinking and falling apart immediately, kind of slowly turning and churning. The chunk at the top right of the best piece. Kind of off, doing it's own thing.

eNjoy.

21 April: Wednesday scabberdroph.

Mid work week poo. Kind of out of focus. Yuck. No good. Don't know what happened. The camera on my a Google Pixel has auto-focus. So, I don't know. What did we do before auto-focus anyway?! I remember--we MANUALLY focused. What a pain in the nuts THAT was. So glad we're passed that. Like living in caveman times.

eNjoy.

20 April: Tuesday fruntchompliss.

Interesting poo in that you can see some bits from the previous day's lunch. Always fun. Just a little tease to what I'm actually eating. 

eNjoy.

19 April: Monday gluncherstamp.

So, dropped this poo in a hurry. Was just before I had to go get my second dose of the covid-19 vaccine. So, this is pre-vax poo. Meh. We'll see if the post-vax poo is better looking.

eNjoy.

18 April: Sunday chudflabble.

So, yesterday was cheat day. It was also vodka and rum day. Woke up late this morning, and unsurprisingly, I immediately had to poo. I could feel it coming on when I was still in bed. So I did what I do best: I had a nice poo. And this is a good looking poo. If I do say so myself. There you go. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

17 April: Saturday dimperwitz.

Woke up this, drank some coffee and pooed. This poo is a big, glumpy, dumpy flork. A big fat wad of brown drumph. And just what more do you want from a poo? 

eNjoy.

16 April: Friday flungjorpkins.

Friday. Fast day. Poo day! Had to poo before I started my first cup of coffee. And poo I did. A little dark and glunchy. Glunchy poo. What comes out of my ass never ceases to amaze me. 

eNjoy.

15 April: Thursday flummerjinx.

So, started out the day with a poo. Imagine that. Poo, poo and more poo. The poo just never stops. Luckily I have a toilet into which I deposit them. Ain't modern technology grand? 

eNjoy.

14 April: Wednesday bwagoondledreeb.

So, I woke up this morning and had a cup of coffee. And then had a poo. And then pooed again after lunch. The after lunch poo was--difficult. And not something to look at. It burned. It was hot. There was a lot of blood on the second poo tp. Ahhh well... That happens with the second poo. Ouch.

eNjoy.

13 April: Tuesday chorpgimple.

So, had a nice poo about two hours after I woke up. And a nice poo is a nice poo. What more could you ask for? Right? A good poo, and call it a day. There you go.

eNjoy.

12 April: Monday chudderscort.

Pooed twice Monday. Sometimes that's just how it goes. Pooed once after coffee in the morning, and again after lunch. So, it was a double tap. But my bunghole was a little tender after the second load. And, that happens. The good and the bad, right? 

eNjoy.

11 April: Sunday blumpchingler.

Woke up late today. First thing, first: cup of coffee. Coffee virtually always leads to poo. And that's what happened today. Coffee, then poo. Nice looking poo. Big and chunky, rich and brown. Nice texture. There you go. You're welcome.

10 April: Saturday double jimmerpluntz.

So, I fasted and cheated yesterday. Which of what I do on Friday. So often I don't poo on Friday. And I didn't poo yesterday. But I sure pooed this morning. Pooed after my first couple oh sips of coffee, and then again an hour and a half later. Wouldn't be surprised if I poo again after lunch. I just keep pooing and pooing. And blogging. That's what I do.

eNjoy.

7 April: Wednesday plurveythork.

This poo came mid way though my second cup of coffee. Still--working from home. Still--crapping in the same bathroom. My ass cheeks know that toilet seat like a lover. This poo just fell out of my ass. All I had to was loosen the sphincter hole just a tad and--blaaaaap. It came sloshing out. It came blorping out. Poos like this are easy. There you go.

eNjoy.

6 April: Tuesday chumpwuggle.

This poo was a little hesitant to come out. It needed a little encouragement. Noon came along and still no poo. But I could tell there was a poo brewing. So at 12:10 I decided to go an force things. And I had to push. Not super hard. But I did have to push. But a bad looking poo. And after I say down after taking the pic, I pushed out another little shit squirt. All in all, very satisfying.

eNjoy.

5 April: Monday clubdorble.

Woke up, coffee, poo. Working from home nothing ever exciting happens to me. Sigh. I just keep pooing and blogging. Kind of a cool looking poo, though. Has a stem, and big, gooey blossom at the top. A poo flower. I like it. Here's hoping for more poo flora.

eNjoy.

4 April: Sunday crunchsquddle.

So, I woke up, drank a cup a coffee, send had a nice poo. Like pretty much every other morning. Wake. Coffee. Poo. I should write a book. The title would be "Wake. Coffee. Poo." I think that would be a million seller on Amazon. 

eNjoy.

3 April: Saturday yungblurble.

Woke up late this morning, after feasting on pizza and vodka last night. (Watched Godzilla vs. Kong.) Had a cup of coffee and a nice poo! Yep pics, one of the many body, the other of a little chunk, poo island that broke away. Ha! Those silly little poos!

eNjoy.

2 April: Friday blunkerwince.

Got a cup of coffee and had a nice poo. Great way to start the day. There you go.

eNjoy.