29 Feb: Saturday double wurmpledorf.

So, it's Feb 29, leap year day. I celebrated by having a couple of nice poos. I didn't crap Thursday or Friday. So I had a big load going this morning. I was just coming awake when my bowel reminded me that it was time to shit. And shit I did. The first turd was a big, beautiful coiled up log. It would have have been a better picture but it coiled up and sank to the bottom of the bowl. First poo I rate a 7 1/2. Second poo came about 2 hours later. Not a spectacular poo--just a leftover poolet from the 3 day load I was brewing. 

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26 Feb: Wednesday double gronkmimper.

So, dropped the first poo when I was in the gym at work. That was a good thing because I jumped into the shower right afterward. Unfortunately, the pic isn't in focus because. Second time that's happened in the last couple of weeks. I included it anyway. Second poo came right before I left work. Better picture, but an unspectacular poo. I rate the second poo a 4.

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25 Feb: Tuesday spludgoidle.

Dropped this poo blorkle right after I got to work, about 6:30 am. Not a giant, interesting poo, but, I think, an example of a good poo pic. Good texture and detail. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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24 Feb: Monday jorgledrimp.

So, had the day off Monday. And I had a nice poo. Although not particularly pooagenic. Meh. Kind of chunky and glurgy. I rate this poo a 4.

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23 Feb: Sunday ghoodromoer.

So, didn't poo until about mid day Sunday. Kind of am interesting poo. Kind of an interesting stuff, gooey texture. Interesting definition at the bottom. I rate this poo a 6.

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22 Feb: Saturday twerplungle.

So, feasted on pizza and rum last night. And had some donuts for dessert. So I woke up this morning, had a cup of coffee, and had a nice poo. Not a spectacular poo, but a pretty good poo pic. Brown and gloopy. I rate this poo a 6 1/2. 

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21 Feb: Friday jomperflatz.

I dropped this load right AFTER I got out of the shower. After. Timing doesn't get much worse than that. I guess I could have jumped right back in to give my ass a quick wash, but I didn't have time. I was going to be late for my carpool. So the old bunghole got a wipe with a wetwipe and two more wipes with regular asswipes. And guess what? I got to work and STILL got that itchy feeling you get when you don't get a good wipe. *sigh* interesting little piolet, though. Kind of a curlique. Looks like a big, fat demented sperm. Ha! I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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20 Feb: Thursday schlocksicker.

Dropped this load right after I got to work. Kind of bloopy little pooblots. Not a bad poo pic for a work poo pic. Interesting forms. I give this poo a 6 1/2.

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19 Feb: Wednesday kludgejubber.

Didn't poo Wednesday until after I got home from work in the afternoon. And this is one serious poo log. This poo is a club. And a pretty good poo pic, nice texture and flecking. This was a good poo day. You're welcome. I rate this poo an 8.

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18 Feb: Tuesday djorgnibney.

Pooed twice Tuesday. First poo came early in the morning (disparate little chunks), before I got into the shower, always a good thing. Unfortunately, I had to poo again about an hour after I got to work. So my freshness lasted about 2 hours. And the second poo pic was out of focus, which almost never happens. My Pixel 2 failed me. Ahhh well. 

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17 Feb: Monday crunchblooble.

Off work Monday. Went and had a big cheeseburger for lunch, and then went to the furniture store. And, if course, I had to poo while at the furniture store, because I didn't poo in the morning. This is furniture store poo. Sort of little poo chunks in broth. I rate this poo a  5 1/2.

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16 Feb: Sunday flobberstorb.

Woke up this morning with a headache. Ate chicken wings and a quesadilla last night. Along with vodka. And rum. Hence the headache. The poo pic is kind of dark. Meh. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

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15 Feb: Saturday wirclondle.

So, woke up this morning, drank a cup of coffee and dropped a big poo splat. This was a typical poo splort for me. A big fat, soft poo splotch. Not a big log, but a good poo pic. Nice color and texture. I rate this a 5 1/2.

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14 Feb: Friday Valentine's Day scroimple.

Worked from home Friday. Pooed first thing. Not an exciting poo. Not a particularly good poo pic. What am I going to do? They can't can be winners. I rate this poo a 4.

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13 Feb: Thursday sproiblejord.

Working from home today. Still dealing with the upper respiratory issues, and still pooing! I could feel this poo coming out in chunks. And then all of the chunks sank to the bottom of the bowl. Oh well. I rate this poo a 5. 

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12 Feb: Wednesday vorlkunkle.

Still at home, not feeling well. Upper respiratory something or other (NOT COVID19). But my respiratory problems are not interfering with the poo! The poo always comes. This is as example of a good, but not great, poo pic. Nice picture, but not a particularly exciting poo. Oh well. 

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11 Feb: Tuesday squillingo.

Another day at home, not feeling well. This felt like a big load coming out. Upon inspection, it was a tad disappointing. Probably because so much of it is below what's visible. It's like an iceberg. Still, not a bad poo pic. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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10 Feb: Monday zaplunkin.

So, I was updating the blog, and I noticed that I didn't have a poo pic from Sunday. And I can't really remember taking a poo or getting a pic yesterday. Oh well. I guess I just didn't poo. That happens, but usually not on the weekend. Because I EAT on the weekend. I guess it's just a mystery. Today's poo was a serious log. This thing felt like it was sliding out of me for about 10 minutes. Good poo experience. Unfortunately, the pic is kind of dark. I tried filters and it didn't work. Oh well. But the poo is still good enough to rate a 7.

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8 Feb: Saturday morphglechumming.

Didn't poo on Friday. So, I was a little backed up Saturday morning. And it didn't take long for the poo to announce its arrival, into my third sip of coffee. Good pic, but I was hoping for a better looking poo. I was hoping for a massive load. And this ain't it. Still, a solid effort. I rate this poo a 7.

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6 Feb: Thursday hordflopple.

So, Thursday work poo. This poo came at 9. They've been coming later in the evening. This is kind of a dirty little poo. Don't know quite another way to describe it. I rate this poo a 5 1/2. 

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5 Feb: Wednesday hrasdoimple.

Mid week work poo. Here's an example of a poo pic that was screwed up by fluorescent light reflection. With that reflection, at best this poo is 4. 

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4 Feb: Tuesday chrillborter.

So, an average little work poo. Came later than it normally does, about 9:30. No reflections. So, there's that. But not an exciting poo. I give it a 5 1/2.

3 Feb: Monday drubblejind.

So, started out the work week with a nice poo. Unspectacular, but then, not all poos can be the shit! 😁😁 But, some interesting light reflections. I rate this poo a 5. 

2 Feb: Sunday glorkphuddle.

So, I feasted on Buffalo chicken dip, chips, avocado and more 100 proof Captain Morgan's rum. And, more Krispy Kreme chocolate frosted donuts for dessert. Yum. Woke up a smidge hungover this morning and guess what? I had to poo! 😆😆 This load came out as stubby little logs. Sort of fun. I rate this poo a 6. 

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1 Feb: Second Saturday flachunkle.

Dropped a second poo yesterday. Interesting chorklets. This is fun poo! 

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1 Feb: Saturday flourgluntle.

So, pooed late Thursday, didn't poo Friday, which made for a big dumper this morning. Feasted on pizza and donuts last night. Along with Captain Morgan's 100 proof rum. Yum! Kind of a glorpy looking plorph. Interesting, rich brown. I rate this poo a 6. 

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