30 July: Wednesday scrump.

So, pretty standard post commute, pre work dump. After a dump like this, I NEVER feel fresh. Might as well wipe my ass with dirt. Nice picture though. Almost looks like fried chicken, doesn't it?  Sometimes my phone takes good pics, sometimes out doesn't.

eNjoy.

29 July: Tuesday gloomp.

And here we have a regular mid week poo. Looks a little chunky.

eNjoy.

28 July: 4 poo Monday.

I crapped 4 times yesterday. Twice before 7 am, once 5 minutes after I got on the treadmill. That I obviously didn't get a pic of because I don't take my phone to the gym. Kind of annoying to feel like you constantly have to crap. Wake up, take two sips of coffee--I have to shit. Eat lunch, have to shit. Was like that all day. Grrrrr. 

eNjoy.

27 July: 2 gloop Sunday.

So, pretty standard post cheat day ploops. Nothing special. Had roast pig last night...And a lot of beer. Didn't seem to effect my poo much. 

eNjoy.

26 July: More Saturday chunklets.

Well, second poo of the day. I was expecting it before noon. And it happened. Glad I crapped again before I went running. Running when you have to crap is no fun. It pretty much means you have to stop running. Or risk crapping in your pants. Which is never fun. I know. I've crapped my pants.

eNjoy.

26 July: Saturday fluffy chunklets.

This was this morning...after a cheat evening mast night. I drank beer and ate crab. Yum. I'm hoping for another crap later this morning.

eNjoy.

25 July: Friday blop and turdlets.

So, yesterday, I crapped 3 times...but all 3 were completely liquid. I'm not sure why. Nothing really to take a picture of. Today was a little better. Took the nice morning crap you see below. I hope the red isn't blood. :(  Mid morning I took another crap...the pic at the bottom. What I call turdlets. Luckily they were both before I went to work out at lunch. So I showered after the workout, and was completely fresh. As I've previously mentioned, I don't feel fresh after I crap. Not until I shower. I'm going to have to look into getting a bidet. I've never used one, but it can't help but feel that I'd feel fresher using one after a crap.

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23 July: 2 gloop Wednesday.

So...I get to work, and immediately have to crap...pretty standard after two cups of coffee. So the top poo is he fittest poo. It's beneath the water, and when that happens, my smartphone camera can't focus well. So it's a bit fuzzy.

Second poo came mid-morning. Kind of surprising as the first poo was pretty substantial. Must have been the Chinese food I had last night. Gotta love that shrimp toast.

eNjoy.

22 July: Tuesday second poo!

So...went out and got Moe's for lunch. Big meal. And pushed out a second poo. More of a baby poo...not fully formed.  But still a poo. And any poo is a good poo.

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22 July: Tuesday poo, two views.

So...I'm working from home today, so had time for a nice leisurely poo after coffee. When I saw it, it looked dark green. I decided to take pics with the flash on and off. The pic at the bottom is with the flash on, and looks closer to what the poo actually looked like. The top picture looks redder, probably because the light is coming from light bulb over the vanity. 

eNjoy.

21 July: Monday bloop.

So...the pick below is my first bloop of the day. Dropped it before I left home! Unusual....so went to work, immediately worked out and showered up. So I was able to start the day fresh! Second bloop was after lunch at Uno's...more poo soup than anything else. Two poo day.

eNjoy.

20 July: Sunday Chicken wing glorp.

So....yesterday was a full cheat day. I drank a lot if beer, and ate donuts and chicken wings and anything else I wanted to eat. Oh...I ate a big, fat juicy cupcake. That's what I do on cheat day--I GORGE. And that usually means pretty impressive poos. And the poo below is pretty impressive.

eNjoy.

19 July: Saturday Apple fritter turd.

So...nice beefy post cheat night turdlets. Nice effort, if I do say so myself. Had crab legs and beer last night. And a HUGE apple fritter for dessert.

eNjoy.

18 July: Friday pre workout turd.

So...I woke up too late to take a shower before going to my carpool meeting place. So, I decided to change my routine and work out in the morning, before I started work. There is a gym in my building, so working out at work is possible. And before I worked out, I shat the turd you see below. Which is good. I shit, worked out, and THEN showered. So I went work completely fresh.

And it is quite a nice turd.

eNjoy.

17 July:Thursday plop.

And here we have a typical morning ploop. I get to work, and after two cups of coffee, I have to crap.   Not sure why these plops are so soft. But I did get a good picture. You can zoom in get a lot of detail.

eNjoy.

16 July: Wednesday plorp.

So....typical ploop. Not a good picture because the turds aren't on the surface. And the flash is kind of bright. Oh we'll.

eNjoy.

15 July: Tuesday bacon scallop turdlets.

So...I didn't cheat last night, but I did have snacks, along with a goodly helping of rum. The snacks consisted of carrots and hummus, cucumbers and bacon-wrapped scallops (which I love). Oh...and some bread cheese. If you haven't that...try it. Fry it briefly in a hot pan, or microwave it and it's delicious. And it all made for some nice looking turds.

eNjoy.

13 July: Burger and beer poo nuggetlets.

So, I've been out if town for the last 4 days. Yesterday was a full cheat day. Beers, burgers, wings and pizza. It was delicious. And made for a good poo.

eNjoy.

12 July: Saturday roast pig poo!

So, I cheated last night and drank beer at a party. The party was catered by a winner of the Food network show Chopped. And the main course was roast pig. Whole roast pig. They set up a smoker in the front yard and smoked the whole first pig all day. It was delicious. I do love my swine...especially when it's right off the bone.

eNjoy.

8 July: Tuesday ploof.

So...this one felt like it came out with a plop. I thought it was going to be a plop. But turned out to be sort of a fluffy turd log.  Could have been better, but it is what it is. 

eNjoy.

7 July: Monday moop, meatball, crab poo.

So, yesterday was a "regular," non cheat day. The idea is to keep carbs to a minimum. So, no beer, no pasta, etc. I had a bowl of chili for lunch, and crab legs and meatballs for dinner. Oh....and carrots and hummus. Good stuff. I had a couple of glasses of wine while watching the Walking Dead. So what you see below is crab poo. Or hummus poo. You decide.

eNjoy.

6 July: Sunday 3 poo soup.

So, I had a bowl of chili today mid afternoon and that led to the I"s familiar rumblings. And that resulted in the poo soup below. Not very exciting...but I'm committed to bringing YOU, my fans, my poo.

eNjoy.

6 July: Bonus second Sunday poo!

I guess I ate more pretzel dogs than I thought I did....

6 July: Sunday Pretzel dog poo.

So, the first thing I do after waking is crap. I hadn't even had coffee yet. And this the result. Regular cheat day fare yesterday, including several beers and pretzel dogs, resulted in a pretty substantial poo. 

I'm getting a Vitamix blender soon and I will be imbibing lots of green smoothies. Can't wait to see what it does to my poo!

eNjoy!

5 July: Saturday loggettes.

So, yesterday was the 4th of July, America's Independence Day. We Americans celebrate this holiday with gusto. It was a cheat meal for me, so I drank beer and ate brats hot off the grill. Delicious. And that made for a nice poo this morning. 

eNjoy.

4 July: Independence Day poo.

So, I didn't crap yesterday. I thought I had one brewing after lunch, but it never came. We saw a movie yesterday, Deliver us from Evil--a bit too long, but pretty spooky. 

So I woke up this morning and had a cup of coffee. And the poo urge came almost immediately. So I crapped and the result is below. Started solid and ended as a plop. Oh we'll.

eNjoy.

2 July: Wednesday ploop.

Took this poo right after I got to work. Felt like I had a big one being..so this plop was a bit disappointing.

eNjoy.