My Daily Poo: February 2014

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

18 Feb: Post holiday plop.

Sigh. It's back to work after a long weekend. Time for another poo. I don't expect another one until tomorrow.

eNjoy.

17 Feb: President's Day plop!

And here we have a nice, soft log. You can even see a red pepper I had in yesterday's salad! Poo is always fun!

eNjoy!

16 Feb: Sunday plurd.

Well, after feasting Friday night and all of Saturday, I expected two poos yesterday, but I was disappointed. Only one poo. Sigh. But here is a nice, regular post cheat day plop.

eNjoy.

15 Feb: Saturday plorp.

So, I fasted yesterday, as I normally do during the day on Friday, and didn't poo. But today, I crapped almost immediately after waking. Nice plop after beer and pizza last night.

eNjoy.

13 Feb: Second snow day plop.

I was so excited by the snow...I had to pop r again!

eNjoy.

13 Feb: Thursday poo.

It snowed today. A LOT. I celebrated by taking a nice poo.

eNjoy.

12 Feb: Wednesday floodle.

Nice softish curlicue. No biggie. Just poo.

eNjoy.

11 Feb: Tuesday log.

There you have it...a nice solid STRAIGHT, pointed log. A turd as it should be.

eNjoy.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

For those who really like to look at pictures of poo--and if you're here, you do!

http://sharemyshit.com/

be careful--definitely NSFW, and there some gratuitous porn pics posted. The creator called it "the Instagram for shit." Ha!

This is how I defeat...

...the auto flush feature of the toilets at work. You can see a double light sensor on the picture below. When that senses a change in the light, like somebody getting up from a sitting position, the toilet automatically flushes. And because of that I missed out on some really good poo pics.

The solution was to simply cover up the sensor with a post-it note, as demonstrated in the pic at the bottom. Problem solved. I get up, take the pic, remove the post it note, and I leave.

HA! Technology ain't so smart.

10 Feb: Monday double mud bunnies.

So...I woke up this morning and immediately had to poo. (Picture below.) Which is a little strange, because it usually doesn't happen until I get to work. But this morning--first thing. Braaap! That's good, because it's always good to poo BEFORE you shower--that way you wash your ass AFTER you poop.

Little did I know--I was going to poop again. Yep, a rare double Monday poo. (That's the picture on the bottom.) Usually my first poos of the day are more turd-like and the second poos are the plops. Not today. The first poo was the plop, and the second was the better formed turd.

Always interesting what comes out of my ass.

eNjoy.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

9 Feb: Sunday Home poo loaf.

So....it's good to be home. I woke up, had a cup of coffee, and then had a nice poo on my own crapper. Very comfortable. And quite a nice poo loaf. Haven't seen this kind of poo for a while.

eNjoy.

8 Feb: Out of town Saturday poo.

So....I'm still out of town. Much better poo, but the light was a different so I got some obnoxious glare. Sorry about that.

eNjoy.

6 Feb: Poo soup anyone?

So....I'm out of town on business. The poo wasn't very impressive. But I got a shot of the stall I was in. Think you can guess where it is?

eNjoy.

5 Feb: Thursday flurm.

So...I'm out of town on business.

And this is a different looking poo. I got real close up.....you really get some good texture here. A lot of brown, a little yellow, a little red....and a little dark. Interesting combination.

eNjoy.

4 Feb: Wednesday double plorp.

So...pretty standard day....with two poos. First one looks like a pretzel. Second one is just a plop.

eNjoy.

Monday, February 3, 2014

3 Feb: Second Monday plorp!

So...I guess I ate and drank more carbs yesterday than I thought. Because as you can see below, I had a pretty significant poo still in me. When I do a lot of carbs, I take a lot of craps.

eNjoy.