Sunday poo meme.

30 November: Sunday hopbimney.

Crapped this after my first sip of coffee. One minute I'm fine, the next I'm running to the bathroom. As you can see, this was a looong poo, with a couple of little satellite poos to the right. Big, meaty log. Good poo pic. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

29 November: Saturday chanklezorm.

Dropped this soon after waking. This was a load. I've been eating a LOT lately--a lot of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and apple pie. So this poo is a result of that eating. This was post-Thanksgiving poo I was expecting Friday. Couple of different colors, always fun. Big, meaty chunkles. Good poo pic. This works.

eNjoy.

28 November: Friday booklebrumpton.

Dropped this florble after lunch. I was expecting a bigger poo considering how much food I are for Thanksgiving the day before. Just a little dollop, eh? A little poodle of poo. Kind of cute, right? 

eNjoy. 

Thanksgiving Day poo meme.

27 November: Thursday McPlobblecorpse.

Thanksgiving Day pre-poo. Dropped this mid-day, before the big Thanksgiving meal. I knew this would be substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Long, pointy turds. And you can still see the corn from the chicken bowl I had a couple of days before. Corn poo is always fun! 

eNjoy. 

26 November: Wednesday chummeldunion.

Had a poo before my doctor's appointment. A couple of flobs and a couple of globules (that are a slightly different color). Interesting looking poo. It felt more substantial as I squeezed it out. But still a cool poo. 

eNjoy.

25 November: Tuesday chibforstling.

Squeezed this out first thing in the morning. Definitely a splooch. Different colors and consistencies. And you can see corn from the previous night's chicken and rice bowl. Corn poo is always fun! 

eNjoy.

24 November: Monday molchingsprood.

Dropped this blorch immediately upon waking. This was a big load. Definitely chunky and glunky. Interesting how it's harder at the top, and plooier at the bottom. But that's how my poo goes--harder at the beginning and softer toward the end. Cool poo pic. 

eNjoy.

23 November: Sunday bermensplivet.

I woke up at about 9:30 this morning and immediately had to poo. Before coffee, before anything else. Do not pass Go, go right into the bathroom. As I started to squeeze this out of my bunghole, I knew it was going to be a significant poo. And here you go. Big, fat poo log. A lot better than the splats I've been publishing lately. And this was a hard poo, so, not a lot of wiping. This is about as good as my poo gets. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

22 November: Saturday qwincelbormer.

Poos are getting back to normal. I hope. Another beefier poo. Chunkier. Medium consistency, so a lot of wiping was involved. But a bad looking poo--in an Airbnb, so this is Airbnb poo. Not bad to finish out the week. 

eNjoy.

21 November: Friday snikefloncher.

Poo is getting back to semi-normal? I don't know. This poo is definitely chunkier. Beefier. Gloogier. Not top 10, but certainly better that the previous 4 splats. We're getting better. 

eNjoy.

20 November: Thursday hyperwimble.

Another mess. Splat of splort number 4. My asshole had definitely been serving soft-serve lately. 

eNjoy.

19 November: Wednesday phombtroggle.

Another Plop. Splat of splort number 3. Darker. More mysterious. A little messier. 

eNjoy.

18 November: Tuesday oomchougle.

Another splat of splort. Number 2. You can see a little corn. What do I say about corn poo?

eNjoy.

17 November: Monday splooglehorst.

Just a splat of splort. Number 1. There will be more.

eNjoy. 

Saturday poo meme.

15 November: Saturday porchenchibex.

This poo guy me out of bed, about 8:30 am. I thought it was going to be bigger because of the minimal poo day the day before. You can still see a nugget of corn! Man that corn hangs out for a while! Not a bad looking poo, to include the ghost poo top rear.

eNjoy.

14 November: Friday spunchlygruben.

Wanted to poo before I went out for lunch Friday, so I pushed out a poo. Didn't really have to poo, but I wanted to make a little run for lunch, so I hacked away until I got a squirt. Meh. Smallish. But you can still see some residual corn! And corn poo is always fun! There you go! 

eNjoy.

13 November: Thursday plorkenstunion.

Dropped a load soon after waking and, as you can see, I ate corn the night before. It's corn poo! And corn poo is always fun. Corn is the food you get to enjoy twice! Otherwise, not an exciting poo. Sort of a pile and a dollop. 

eNjoy.

12 November: Wednesday clooghorfter.

Just a splobble of poo. Squishy and mealy.  Not exciting, but still poo. 

eNjoy.

11 November: Tuesday plochitbloint.

Didn't poo the day before, so, three sips into my coffee, I had to poo. And I knew it was going to be a doozy. This is a serious dump-load. Took a little flexing to squeeze it out of my bunghole. I'll tell you what, you take a dump like this, you feel like you've accomplished something. Good poo pic. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

9 November: Sunday spimerkloutch.

Went out for a walk late afternoon and I hadn't pooed yet. That was a mistake. I had to cut my walk my walk short and crab walk home to avoid shitting my pants. I made it. Barely. Dropped this beefy load right after I got home. A lot of wiping. I had to go to the other bathroom because I ran out of TP! 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

8 November: Saturday chaatleveems.

Didn't poo the day before. I feel like I had one brewing, but I never pushed it and it never became urgent. So this is a two day load. And what a load it is. Serious log. Uniform in consistency and color. Nice looking poo. I do like dropping these logs once in a while. 

 

eNjoy.

6 November: Thursday peenmagorber.

Not a particularly good poo. Unexciting. Started off as gloob, ended up as a pooshake. Not sure what the green chunky is top right. Piece of green pepper? I don't remember what I ate. No matter. Not a poo guy the ages.

eNjoy. 

5 November: Wednesday glorblechimpty.

Another splortle of poo. This poo is a little chunkier than poos I dropped earlier in the week. But not a bad looking poo. This poo is definitely glunchy. I see a slight color difference between the harder poo on bottom and softer poo on top. Poo never ceases to amaze.

eNjoy

4 November: Tuesday spleekingdrewn.

Another plop of poo. Not exciting, not a particularly good poo pic. But still poo. It works. Poo always works. 

eNjoy.

3 November: Monday molchentsperber.

Starting off the week with a splorg. Looks like a human internal organ. Poo comes in all shapes and sizes. So don't worry if you're not shitting logs. Logs are normal, for subs l some people and not others.

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

1 November: Saturday flumpjobber.

Dropped this blorgan shortly after waking. Interesting looking poo. Another poo picture that looks a little out of focus at the bottom. Aside from that, there's a lot going on with this poo. I'll let my readers decide how up describe it. What say you?

eNjoy.

31 October: Friday gorchpruyer.

Halloween day poo. A lot going on with poo. A little out of focus toward the bottom. Bi-colored poo, as little orangish, a little pungent. A little chunky, a little glinchy. 

eNjoy.

30 October: Thursday gunchlyspreemer.

Big, fat pile of orange poo. And PUNGENT. Just a splobble of poo. Meh....it takes all kinds right? It's poo!

eNjoy.

29 October: Wednesday bloinkspintner.

Mid-week poo. Kind of a cool poo. Chunky and gloimy. A little different. Different is good. And poo is poo. 

eNjoy.