28 October: Tuesday bulkenmeesap.

Dropped a florp right after waking.  Interesting color and contrast. The bottom looks marbled with black specks. Branched off that of an orange loaf let. Pungent. Cool looking poo and good poo pic. 

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27 October: Monday double nubberjinget.

Dropped a big blobber right after I woke up. Very cool looking poo. Started as a log, ended up as a pile. Like many of my poos do. Second poo (before lunch) wasn't impressive, but it was more substantial than I thought it was going to be. So, lose/win?

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26 October: Sunday cloobstrunion.

Got out of bed about 9 am this morning. I went to McDonald's for breakfast (drive though lane) and as soon as I hit back home I had to poo. Yesterday and today I pooed once in the morning and and had another squirt poo before lunch. So, based on the giant load I dropped yesterday morning and squirt before lunch, I knew this poo wouldn't be as substantial. Still a pretty hefty load. Beefy, orangish and PUNGENT. Still, a pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

25 October: Saturday choolencripney.

Back at home, crapping in my favorite toilet. Woke up later this morning, and had to poo. That's actually what got me out of bed--I had up poo as soon as I went downstairs. And what a poo this was. Impressive. Big, fat, beefy, solid logs. This is what I work for. This is what my fans want. This is a good poo pic. This poo is a winner. 

eNjoy.

24 October: Friday chumlybroint.

Last partial day at the Airbnb, dropped this at 6:30 am, not long after waking. Had to leave for the airport at 8 am. But still Airbnb poo. And yet another unimpressive poo. Still only pooing (thank God) once a day. It felt more substantial as it was sliding out of my bunghole. So I don't think the picture really is a good representation of the poo. Maybe just a lousy photographer? I couldn't land the poos in this toilet on the edge (like I do at home) so I suspect this poo is like an iceberg--most of it is below the surface. Meh--it's poo.

eNjoy.

23 October: Thursday blopenstyrent.

Still in the Airbnb, so this is still Airbnb poo. Lighting isn't perfect, but I made it work. Because that's what I do for my faithful readers. Poo is just so-so. Still pooing normally, once a day. Doing a lot of walking on holiday. Maybe that helps? Poo is glumpy and unexciting. What are you going to do? 

eNjoy.

22 October: Wednesday molkenjuntney.

Another Airbnb poo. Still pooing normally, once in the morning shortly after waking. Another good looking poo. Beefy and globby. Good lighting. What's not to like. If you don't like this, maybe you're in the wrong blog. Just sayin'...

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21 October: Tuesday plokmontner.

First morning in the Airbnb, nice place. Older home in the historic district. You should be able to tell this is a different toilet. Nice looking poo. My poos have been fairly normal lately. Been pooing once a day, and this is a good looking poo. Beefy and flumpy logs. Cool color, cool lighting. Good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

20 October: Monday chablobbleskeen.

Bloopy poo; traveling to go into mini vacay Monday. The next couple of poos will be Airbnb poo. This poo was kind of gloopy. Not particularly exciting, but still poo. Boring poo is better than no poo. That's my motto. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

19 October: Sunday plorbyitzler.

Another poo that got me out of bed. I'm awake in bed, contemplating getting out of bed and the poo makes the decision for me!  I crapped three times the day before, so I wasn't expecting a substantial poo. I shouldn't have doubted. This poo is a plumpkin! Ended up as a sploot. There you go! Poo speak! 

eNjoy.

18 October: Saturday chunionglooper.

This poo got me out of bed. About 8:30, later than I normally sleep, but I was awake, laying in bed, and I felt the poo coming. The poo just never stops.  This poo was chunky and glunky. But exciting, but still poo!! I say it all the time and it's true! 

eNjoy.

17 October: Friday frunkenbort.

Dropped a splord of poo Friday morning. This is a blunk of mealy splort. Nice looking poo--meaty and florty. There you go, not much else to say. 

eNjoy.

16 October: Thursday choblinbruntz.

Dropped a blorp Thursday morning. Meh. Not exciting, still poo. What say you? 

eNjoy.

15 October: Wednesday gilptingshooner.

Dropped this blorph two sips into my first cup of coffee. Nice looking poo. Started off sold and brown, finished soft and green. Very cool looking poo. But it's poo, and poo never ceases to amaze. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

14 October: Tuesday clunkerwinsped.

This plorp got me out of bed at 2:30 am. I took the dump in the dark, with a flash, which I almost never use on this phone. And it was not an impressive poo. It was a plorp. That's all. 

eNjoy.

13 October: Monday glumpkinsportz.

Just a blob of poo to start our the work week. This is a bulging and bi-colored poo, and bi-colored is always fun. Very cool looking poo and a great poo pic. This is good. This works.

eNjoy.

10 October: Friday glimpetjunion.

Friday early morning poo. I forgot to include this poo in the blog, which of why it's out of order. There you go. I can make mistakes. But this poo wasn't a mistake. This poo's got a lot going on, gotta a lot going for it. Rich and creamy with a little blipkin on top. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

12 October: Sunday choumphubner.

Poo got my up out of bed yesterday and today. I didn't get yesterday's poo, but today's I got. I stumbled downstairs so I could use my familiar toilet. Not a bad looking poo. Definitely glunky. Thick and chunky. Good effort.

eNjoy.

9 October: Thursday frobklountner.

Woke up this morning and immediately pooed. Came out in a blobbit, very quickly. Interesting little ploop. Not exciting, but kinda cool. Cool little turtle's head at the top. Not a bad effort. 

eNjoy.

8 October: Wednesday qwindlepodny.

Woke up early this morning and it didn't take very long for be to poo. Mostly loose, squirting out of my bunghole in fits and starts. Seemed like a lot of time coming out of my ass. But that's okay, we all know how good taking a big dump feels. This poo was definitely squishy and gluey. I checked yesterday's blog page view count and it was 5800! Mostly from India! Any of my readers from India want to chime in and let me know why my blog is suddenly so popular in India? You can leave a comment or email me. 

eNjoy.

7 October: Tuesday spliddlechorn.

Dropped a glumpty early Tuesday morning. Not the log that I dropped the previous day, but still a good effort. Still had a little bit of the bi-colored to the left. Definitely a little pile of glumpty. Fun poo! 

eNjoy.

6 October: Monday chopdrindle.

Beginning of the week, had a nice poo. Pooing is back to normal that disastrous Saturday. Pooing once a day. My bunghole isn't as sore. Things have settled way down, thank God. Again, Saturday was awful. This poo was kind of cool. More or less solid log. Bi-colored, which is always fun. Nice poo pic to start off the week.

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

5 October: Sunday climpetdrunion.

So, yesterday (Saturday) was not a good day for me poo-wise. I woke up at 2 am with intestinal cramping. When that happens I have to have a BM to relieve the pressure. I thought I was good to go to go back to sleep. I was wrong. An hour later I was sprinting to the toilet--I'm lucky I didn't shit the bed. At 10 in the morning, after my 5th poo my ass was SORE. I squirted out another poo at 5 pm and my bunghole was BLEEDING. It was not a good day. This poo came about 30 minutes after waking. Bunghole is still raw. Definitely bloody residue on the TP. Poo was just good enough, considering what I went through yesterday. Have no idea what was wrong. 

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3 October: Friday frobushchintling.

Just a little gloggy of poo. A little sporchin of poo. Very soft, and again, not very exciting. But hey--I'm doing my best, okay. Sometimes I feel like my bunghole is working overtime for my reader's amusement. (Which it kind of is.) Still poo. Still working for the cause. Still pooing. Still blogging. 

eNjoy.

2 October: Thursday plobmooshling.

Just a plob of poo. A plorp of poo. Not exciting. But still poo. Nothing else. Work with it. Hey to know it. THEN let me know your issues. 

eNjoy.

1 October: Wednesday hobchobbler.

This poo came after lunch. Kind of glunky and meaty. Kind of a cool poo pic. Not sure what the yellow bits are, I don't think I ate corn previously. Oh well, it's a mystery. Anybody have any ideas what they are? Leave your guess in the comments. 

eNjoy.

30 September: Tuesday plookenjord.

Pooed late Tuesday --after I got home from work. So this is afternoon poo. And it wasn't urgent, it was a slow developer. So I pooed, but I didn't really have to. And it's a pretty cool looking poo. Bloopy and gloopy. Chunky loaves at the top, and a different colored bloop at the bottom. Not a bad effort.

eNjoy.

29 September: Monday grolpbigner.

Beginning of that work week and I dropped a poo! I gorfed up a splorge. Yep, I did it. I'll admit it. I did it. And I'll do it again. Soon. You know it. That's why my faithful readers keep returning! To see the glunk! 

eNjoy.