31 March: Sunday jommelgorger.

Just a Sunday florf of plobble. Started off as a log, and ended up as a plop. This is more a standard poo for me. As standard as poo can be. Not a spectacular poo, but it's still my poo. Poo is poo. Plobble is phlorph. Them is some special words.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

30 March: Saturday blookerquabbin.

Hadn't crapped since Tuesday, so this is a four day load. Came half way through my first cup of coffee. This one took a while to squeeze out. I had to work it pretty good though my bunghole. Saturdays are turning into "drop a log" day. Big, fat, dark green log 'o poo. Medium consistency, so a LOT of wiping. But the wiping was worth it--good poo pic.

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26 March: Tuesday larbinphlarrel.

Another insubstantial load. I don't get why my colon gets me ready for a serious dump, and then--this. No change in diet, but poos vary wildly. Weird. Poo never ceases to surprise me.

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25 March: Monday plobinsminch.

Well, kind of plorble of plop. This one got my out of bed at 5:30 am. I was expecting a more substantial load. Not an exciting poo but a pretty good poo pic. Light colored, greenish. Meh. But poo is poo. Always.

eNjoy.

24 March: Sunday chobkindorg.

Cool little loaflets. Interesting texture. Bi-colored--always fun. There you go. It's poo!

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

23 March: Saturday holopmornty.

Crapped at work on Wednesday but the picture was terrible. Really--i took pics from several angles with and without flash, but--no joy. Lighting was just not working. Didn't poo Thursday or Friday, so this is a 3 day load. And this is a serious load. Foot and a half long log, maybe. Serious log. Medium consistency son that meant a lot of wiping. A LOT of wiping. Good poo pic. 

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19 March: Tuesday plupkdreener.

This poo got me out of bed at 1am. Stomach was really rumbling and not feeling well and I had significant intestinal discomfort. I thought I might have food poisoning. Got up and plorped this out. Immediately felt better. Crapped twice more that day--not pooagenic. Interesting poo day.

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17 March: Sunday chorklets.

Dropped these chorklets after a breakfast from McDonald's. Been a while since I've had breakfast from McDonald's. Has a breakfast burrito and half a steak, egg and cheese bagel. Not bad. I really like the breakfast burritos. I might get those again tomorrow. Tomorrow's poo will be courtesy of McDonald's. 

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Saturday poo meme.

16 March: Saturday hoomphblurzle.

Dropped this blobble mid morning. Funny about poos...you can be fine one minute, feel the poo coming, think you're fine, that you've got time, and then you're running to the bathroom unbuttoning your pants. Happened this morning. I didn't think I was actually in danger of shitting my pants, but it seemed pretty urgent there for a second. Sometimes poo has a mind of its own.

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14 March: Thursday double morkphlugler.

It's been a while since I posted. Early Tuesday morning the poo got me out of bed. Big bloop of poo soup. Not pooagenic. So the first pic here is a two day load. Big bollop of florp. Sort of tidy and compact. Nice. Surprise second glorple came at about 7 in the evening. I was enjoying a nice, mild evening out on the deck and I felt those familiar stirrings, and then I was running for the bathroom. For a second poo it's definitely a cool poo pic. It works. 

eNjoy.

10 March: Sunday binkjuttner.

Laid down a serious block log of poo this morning. This is a serious log. Didn't feel this big when I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. Really good looking poo and an excellent poo pic. I'll admit it--this was a good one.

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Saturday poo meme.

8 March: Friday poolperchubbuck.

This poo got me out of bed. It was about 5:30 and I was awake but still in bed. And then I got this really uncomfortable intestinal cramping. Happens to me a couple of times a year--I'm in bed, usually asleep when I get these horrible gut cramps. They come in waves and the only thing that provides relief is taking a dump. So here you go. Post cramp dump. Big, fat, really stinky dump load. Hey, it's poo 

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6 March: Wednesday harbluncher.

Work poo, came after my noon workout and lunch. So, I pooed after my post-workout shower. Not optimal, but, hey, "...when you gotta go, you gotta go." Name the movie that's from. Extra credit, name the character who said it. Not an exciting poo pic, (bad overhead fluorescent lighting) but it's work, so there you go. 

eNjoy.

5 March: Tuesday chortlegumby.

Started off as a stumper and ended as a plumper and a plorp. Bi-colored poo--always fun! Good poo pic. There you go!

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4 March: Monday florplegoond.

Dropped this blopper as soon as I woke up. This is a two day load but it looks like more days worth. Interesting poo...long and gloogy. Several different colors which is always fun. Good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

Poo man coming for you...

2 March: Saturday hoovelstormp.

Didn't poo Friday, so this is a two day load. Serious load. Nice, dark, bloogy texture. Started off as a log, finished as a plorp. Good looking poo and a pretty good poo pic. Good stuff.

eNjoy.

29 February: Thursday plebechanker.

So, it's a big pile of leap-day poo. Leap poo. Big slobbery gloop of ooey, gooey glorp. This is a real plop of plorp. Good poo pic. Gloopy and bloopy. 

eNjoy.

28 February: Wednesday plobble

Rare Wednesday work poo. Happened after a lunch of chili. The poo landed on the ledge, so I didn't have to contend with the bad restroom lighting. Good poo pic--kind of gloopy and ploopy. There you go. 

eNjoy.