27 January: Saturday splinkingflimt.

Watching MST3K this morning and had to sit down for a nice poo. And as far as poo goes, this is a nice looking poo. Ooey, gooey soft and bluey. Really good poo pic. And it came out of MY ass. Sometimes the old bunghole takes care of business. There you go. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

26 January: Friday flobchobble.

Haven't pooed since Monday which means this is a 4 day load. That's pretty much the way it is if now. I take the Wegovy on Monday and I don't crap until Friday. And that's after taking a laxative. Ah well. That means significantly less poo pics. My 2023 total count was way down. But, I have been losing weight. I'm down at least 25 pounds. Part of that is I haven't had any alcohol since New Year's Eve. I think I'm going to make the whole month without alcohol. Yay. 

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22 January: Monday horkinflaus.

Hadn't crapped since Friday. Dropped this blorble about an hour after waking. As you can see, it's another gooey, sticky, gummy florkble. These are the craps that leave long lasting skid marks in the bowl. Really. These are the poos that keep on giving! 

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Saturday poo meme.

19 January: Friday double gloperboord.

Hadn't shit since Sunday--thanks Wegovy! So I took a laxative Thursday night. That's risky,, considering I hadn't shit in four days, but something had to be done. I just had to hope I didn't shit the bed. I woke up at 3:30am and had to shit. And shit I did. It was soft, gooey, gloopy and sticky. And I shit again four hours later. Similar shit consistency. Soft and sticky. Both poos are presented for your viewing pleasure.

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Monday poo meme.

A little late for Christmas but ..

14 January: Sunday cobblefruing.

Plop of poo, came after lunch. Kind of squishy and glishy. Blubbly and glubbly. Not exciting, but a good poo pic. No blood. Always a good thing. Nothing else to say, so I'm shut up. 

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13 January: Saturday double hoobtruntzler.

Didn't poo on Friday, and this poo started stirring about 5:45 in the morning. Dropped it about 8 am. Substantial load. Really good poo pic. Still doing dry January. Not sure how it's affecting my poo. If it all. We'll see what it looks like on day 31. 

Second poo came after a chicken salad sub sandwich. You can clearly see blood. Which has been happening lately. Especially second poos. I'm 98% sure that's due to hemorrhoids, but, it's never fun seeing blood in your poo. Might have to schedule that appointment with the gastro doc.

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11 January: Thursday chicklewrunking.

Dropped this big log before lunch. Serious piece of poo, if I do say so myself. This one stretched out my bunghole a bit. But not too bad. No blood. Good for the new year. Hear we go. 

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10 January: Wednesday plompleboister.

Rare work poo. Terrible pic. Awful lighting. I almost didn't post it. But cropped it off to show a couple of nuggets. Hey, it's still poo. 

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7 January: Sunday holmerscootch.

Had a blorp on Sunday. An ooey, gooey plorpus. After lunch. Been pooping pert regular lately. Kind of a cool poo and a good poo pic. 

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6 January: Saturday wampyjorn.

Plop of poo after a Jimmy John's Philly cheesesteak. Just a plop. Sometimes they're only plops. Remember what Willie said in Bad Santa? "They can't all be winners kid." One of my favorite movie lines. 

Happy New Year!

eNjoy.

5 January: Friday splorchercrude

This poo started out as a log, and finished as a plorp. Happens to me a lot. That's okay--keeps things lively. Keeps things interesting. Not a bad poo pic--kinda cool. No blood, always good. Happy New Year!

eNjoy.

4 January: Thursday clorpintdoad.

Sort of a ploppy ploop. A glorpy gloop. A thorpy thollop. A bloggy glop. A smorpy smollop. What more need be said? 

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1 January: New Year's Day prultgnicky.

Started off the year with a nice florple. Normal looking poo, no blood. Dropped another load later in the day but it was mostly liquid. No blood in either poo. This was a nice looking poo and a pretty good poo pic. Good way to start off the year. 

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31 December: Sunday plunchguntner.

Plop of poo. Pre-wipe, no blood. TP was bloody. Street the wipe, I noticed the blood. You can see it in the second picture. (Sigh) I might be going to see the gastro doc in the new year. I'm pretty sure it's just hemorrhoids, but, better safe than sorry, right?

eNjoy.