Sunday poo meme.

30 December: Saturday whoofjummer.

Blorped this out after downing a Jimmy John's 8 inch Italian sub. It's been almost two weeks since my last Wegovy injection. Poos are much more regular and much looser. You can see a tiny red mark toward the middle of the pic--looks like a backward capital "L." I'm pretty sure that's blood. TP came away bloody. Never something you want to see in your poo. If it continues in the new year, I'm going to see the gastro doc. We'll see 

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29 December: Friday brinkluntner.

Been more than a week and a half since I've done Wegovy and poo is normalizing. Sort of. I don't really have normal poo. But the Wegovy definitely tends to stop me up. Will re-start the Wegovy ok Monday. I also think I'm going to try a dry January, so looking forward to see how that affects my poo. This poo was definitely a more normal loaf poolets. Kind of cool. 

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28 December: Thursday gorflumpling.

Dropped this ballop of poo after lunch. Not a bad bolus. Ooey, gooey, creamy and steamy. Like soft serve poo creme. Really good poo pic. You're welcome.

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26 December: Tuesday harchplunsy.

Didn't poo yesterday, Christmas Day, but did eat lots of Christmas lasagna! Yum. And ate some apple pie and drank rum. Tuesday's poo came about 9 am, while I was watching the new Ricky Gervais special on Netflix. Poo started off hard, and ended up in a gloop. Not too bad. No blood. Good poo. Good day. 

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Christmas poo meme.

Remember Mr. Hankey from South Park?

24 December: Sunday flordalgumper.

Another pool of poo. That's been the routine lately--i don't poo for four days, and then I crap liquid over the weekend. At least I'm not shitting blood, so there's that. Unremarkable poo pool. Poo is poo. Nothing else to say. 

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23 December: Saturday glorglefroobst.

Dropped this blorble after I ate a big gyro for lunch. As you can see, it was almost completely liquid. Poo soup, as it were. With some chunkies at the top. Haven't seen blood in a while. That's good. Don't want to finish 2023 with a bloody bunghole. Cheers.

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Saturday poo meme.

22 December: Friday glumpyblurd.

Crapped twice Thursday so Friday's poo was a surprise. And it was a regular poo. Didn't hurt. Didn't rip my ass. No blood. Just a blorp. Blorps are good. So there you go. 

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21 December: Thursday ploopgrunko.

First poo since Sunday, so this was a four day load. It was a minor ass ripper--but not as bad as the previous Saturday, but still a bit uncomfortable. Maybe my bunghole is still a little sore from Saturday. But no blood that I could see. I crapped again in the afternoon and it was a plop. And, no blood. No blood if good. As I said before, crapping blood is no fun. Even though I know it's probably hemorrhoids, it's still very disconcerting to see blood in the toilet bowl.

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17 December: Sunday sporblegorn.

After bloody Saturday, this poo was calm.. No blood that I could see. Just a plop. An ooey, gooey splobble of blorp. That's good, because shitting blood is no fun 

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16 December: Saturday glumpingdrooge.

The good, the bad and the bloody. Here it is. Hadn't pooed until Thursday. Saturday morning's poo was hard. Literally, an ass ripper. This was like passing a tree branch through my bunghole. And the wet wipe came away bloody. I dropped another blorp after lunch. Ang there was blood in the bowl. I decided to include that pic because, well it's what came out of my ass. That's real. I'm 99% sure that the blood is from an internal hemorrhoid that was aggravated by the first hard log. That's it. The good, the bad and bloody. Sometimes poo isn't pretty 

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14 December: Thursday holchemflood.

My last crap was Sunday so this is a four day load. Doesn't SEEM like a four day load. Still crapping every four days or so. There was definitely a hard plug at the beginning of this poo  I had to push though. So my bunghole definitely got a stretch. That's okay--keeps things lively. Not a bad poo pic but sort of, indistinct? Right word? Meh.

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10 December: Sunday plimchegroint.

Didn't poo Saturday, so this is a two day load. And it was an assbuster. This poo was a struggle to get out. Really stretched out the ol bunghole. Funny because Friday's poo slid out with virtually no prompting. I sat down, unflexed my bunghole and--SPLOORRPP. But this was a much better poo pic...because I dropped it at home. Home poo pics are always much better poo pics. 

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8 December: Friday plookjinty.

Hadn't pooed since Monday, so this is a five day load. Went out to eat for lunch and had a nice filet mignon. Started to feel a rumble of poo when I was still at the restaurant, but there was no TP in the restroom. I decided to head to my ENT for an appointment directly after lunch. About 10 minutes out, I really had to poo. I just BARELY made it to the bathroom in the office. And I blorped this out. Not a good poo pic. But I decided to include it for the story. 

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4 December: Monday plopgumpler.

This was a LOAD. Definitely stretched my bunghole. As you can see, there are several layers of poo here. At the bottom of the bowl you can see the first part of the poo. I normally edit that part out, but I wanted you too see the depth of this poo. And here you go. Multiple levels of gooey, gooey poo. Winner. 

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2 December: Saturday hoorflundle.

So, last pooed Wednesday, so this is a 3 day load. Wasn't sure it would happen, but I was watching football after a lunch of Chick-fil-A and sure enough, I got the old familiar rumblings. Ended up running to the bathroom and and blowing this blop out of my ass. Kind of a cool poo pic. Sort of blorby. What else can I call it? There you go--it's poo!

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