26 February: Sunday horflinget.

Sunday poo. Had to poo after my first sip of coffee. Not a bad looking poo. Rich brown color--would have been better if it had stayed together. But oh well. Sometimes that's just how the turd falls out of your ass. That's the way the poo tumbles. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

25 February: Saturday fleergormley.

So, dropped a glorpy chorm this morning. I'll be carbing up today so I'm hopeful for tomorrow's poo. Let's 🤞. 

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24 February: Friday flurtdormid.

Big, slinky glunker for Friday. Had a day off, so I woke up a little late so I pooed a little late. This was brown and bulbous. And pungent. Poo is poo.

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23 February: Thursday chlorjernkin.

Didn't poo Tuesday--and Wednesday's poo came late in the evening, after work, and was soft and sparse. So, no pic. This poo came about an hour after I woke up. Green and bulbous. And pungent. And just soft enough to require a lot of wiping. Ugh. Shat again later so my asshole was sore from wiping. 

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20 February: Monday chobblegoint.

Got a little tanked up last night. Ate scallops, shrimps and sushi. Good stuff. Woke up this morning, had a cup of coffee and immediately had to poo. And this is the result. Pretty good effort. And my a lot of wiping involved. All in all, a positive toileting experience.

eNjoy.

19 February: Sunday ploodingforfle.

So, yesterday was cheat day. I ate a LOT of carbs. And drank a lot of carbs. The day after cheat day is usually a good poo day. And today didn't disappoint. I woke up late--like 11:30--made a cup of coffee, and immediately had to poo. And this is a hefty poo. And the leading nugget fell to the bottom of the bowl. Bi-colored. Didn't take a lot of wiping. All in all, a very satisfying toilet experience. 

eNjoy.

18 February: Saturday phlobberwunkt.

Didn't poo yesterday, Friday, and I carbed up pretty good last evening. Due to that, I was expecting a decent poo this morning. And my bowel didn't disappoint. This is a big, fat, beefy load. Greenish brown and scrumpy. Beefy. Right in the middle in consistency, so this induced a lot of wiping. That's okay. I poo, I wipe. Another poo cave about an hour later but it was liquid. Big poo day. 

eNjoy.

16 February: Thursday chundplommer.

So, I went into the office Wednesday and stuff not drop off a poo. Once again, no Wednesday work poo. Thursday I was back at home, and dropped a ploop that's looked a lot like Tuesday's ploop. Apl ploop of plorp. A sloop of slorp. Just a plop of poo. That's the key word--it's still poo. 

eNjoy.

14 February: Tuesday flimkjunter.

Big, sloppy Valentine's Day poo plorp. That's how I celebrate V Day. By taking a dump. Just call me a romantic. I'm just that kind of guy. 

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13 February: Monday horphlinker.

Big, fat Monday poo. Big poo log. These are nice to see. Day before Valentine's Day  Almost looks like a cock and balls. 😁 There you go. I've still got it.

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12 February: Sunday blowborber.

Started the week off (and Superbowl Sunday) off with a good poo. And this one is a good'n. Big, fat, beefy, brown turd. And a big chunk of it fell to the bottom of the bowl (you can just barely see it in the background). Guys effort. This is what usually happens after cheat days (yesterday was cheat day)--solid, beefy poos. 

eNjoy.

11 February: Saturday double florpfleener.

Thursday's poo was another sploop so I didn't even take a picture of it. Only one poo pool per week. And I didn't poo Friday. Which meant two poos today in quick succession. Not epic poos, but still poos. Poo is poo. And that's why you're here. For poo. And I aim to provide poo to my fans. For as long as I'm able. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

8 February: Wednesday haaklabrintz.

Finally a work poo. The stars aligned and let me get this work poo pic. You can tell my the lighting. Not super exciting, but hey, that's poo at work. And it's still poo. 

eNjoy.

7 February: Tuesday splobberchoil.

Splat of poo. Just a pool of goo. A goo pool. A sploop jboule. But exciting, but indicative of my poos lately. Very soft. 

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6 February: Monday chulergrount.

Monday dollop. A big dollop of poo. There you go.

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5 February: Sunday flurpchinboark.

Has a cup of coffee this morning and immediately had to poo. The poo just never stops. And this is a pretty good looking poo. And a good poo pic. This is after yesterday when I really carbed it up. Hopefully this week won't be mostly liquid like last week's poo was. Cross your fingers.

eNjoy.

4 February: Saturday spleenerforbchur.

I dropped a heinous poo last night after drinking some off-tasting rum. It was but pooagenic and it was RANK. This morning's poo was RANK as well. Not a big poo. Not an impressive poo. But still poo. I'm carbing up today, so hopefully tomorrow's poo will be better 

eNjoy.

2 February: Thursday plunklefeember.

Poo soup. Poo has been mostly liquid this week. I've included some not-so-stellar poo pics this week because the pickings have been slim. I guess something upset my gut fauna. Hopefully we get back to normal soon.

eNjoy.

1 February: Wednesday qwaysingdunk.

Wednesday work poo. Not a bad poo for a work poo, but you can tell it's from work because of the lighting. It's just okay. And that's okay. Because it's poo.

eNjoy.

31 January: Tuesday plindenjorn.

Thoroughly uninspired poo pic. I actually deleted it. And then went into trash and recovered it. I figure my readers should see the good and bad. So, here it is. Blah. 

eNjoy.

30 January: Monday morphlunger.

Dropped this poo loaf mid-morning. Pretty cool poo pic--it's bi-colored, and that's always fun. Alas, this was the last good poo for a while. So appreciate it.

eNjoy.