29 January: Sunday schlortfurter.

Didn't know if I'd crap today because I crapped THREE times yesterday. Grrr. My ass was sore. I shouldn't have worried. I ate a lot yesterday, so there was plenty of material for today's poo. Big, fat, stinking (and I do mean stinking) pile of poo. As I've said several times, the poo just never stops. There you go.

eNjoy.

1,000,000 pageviews.

Just a quick note: 3 or 4 days ago this blog went over a million pageviews. July 24, 2011 I started a poo blog. This poo blog. After 11 1/2 years, I'm still blogging, and you guys are still reading. And looking. 

Thanks for that. Here's to the next million views. 

28 January: Saturday gloomsyerfrinch.

Strange week for poo. I didn't poo Tuesday. Went to work Wednesday and went out to lunch. After eating one crab fritter, I had to poo. Completely liquid. Like turning on a faucet. So, no work poo pic. Then I didn't poo Thursday or Friday. Saturday I woke a little late and immediately had to poo. Big, dark and stinky. And gummy. Real gummy. I had to wipe 6 times. And 30 minutes one HUGE fart. And then I had to poo again. When it rains, it pours. I wouldn't be surprised if I pooed again later in the day.

eNjoy.

23 January: Monday ploochintforder.

A big, fat plooch of poo. Gooey and floochy. A pile 'o poo. Not much else to say. Not a bad poo pic.

eNjoy.

22 January: Sunday flooverplommit.

Big fat, brown Sunday dumper. Fat, mealy glorf. And PUNGENT. Yesterday was cheat day so I carbed up.. Drank beer and had a big fat chicken sandwich, with mashed potatoes and mac-n-cheese for lunch. Yum. So the first thing I did upon waking was take a dump. And here you go 

eNjoy.

21 January: Saturday flumpitchord.

Didn't poo Friday. Dropped a big plord first thing this morning upon waking up. Just a ploop of plord. A pile of poo. And a pretty good poo pic. Knobby and glumpy. I think this one's a winner.

eNjoy.

19 January: Thursday choolglimpet.

Didn't poo on Wednesday, when I was at work. So, no work poo. Didn't poo Thursday until well after lunch. And when I went, I went big. I big, fat splobbit of poo. Dark brown, gooey and creamy. This was a three flusher. Big time glorb. Not pretty, but it's poo. 

eNjoy.

17 January: Tuesday chunglorter.

Dropped this poo after lunch. Thoroughly unimpressive. Like the loads from earlier in the blog. I forgot to lean forward so my junk was hanging over the rim so I dropped this right in the water. Let's move on.

eNjoy.

16 January: Monday fortlejerry.

Had Monday off for MLK day. Woke up pretty hungover from Sunday night--watched Black Adam on HBO and drank a lot of vodka. Along with eating sushi. Trust me--vodka and sushi go together. Not a bad poo pic--kind of gloopy and sploppy. Kind of a middlin' brown. Creamy and sloppy. What else can I say?

eNjoy.

15 January: Sunday glumpsterflorn.

Just a big, gooey pile of Sunday poo. But a bad effort after carbing up on Saturday. Still happy with the pics my new Pixel phone is taking. Here's hoping they just get better and better 

eNjoy 

14 January: Saturday jimpquarer.

Didn't poo yesterday, so I was expecting a big load that. Meh. Not so big. Came after noon, before lunch. Softer and creamy looking. Light colored, with an even consistency. Middlin' poo. I'm carbing up big time today, so tomorrow's poo should be massive. We'll see. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

This. I've discussed this before. Very rarely, I've had to shit right after I get out of the shower. And it makes me want to shower all over again.

12 January: Thursday flopshlunts.

This poo was redolent of the huge bowl of chili I had the previous day. It was reddish, very close to the chili's color and very pungent. It didn't smell like chili, but it did smell. This poo almost looks like chili. Just without the beans. Chilpoo. There you go. 

eNjoy.

11 January: Wednesday plorfintspeen.

First work poo in a while. This one came after lunch. Work poo usually means not very good poo pics. And this one disappointed--like most work poo pics. Just not a good poo pic. And I almost didn't get it. I forgot to cover up the flush sensor, so I stood up and got one picture before the toilet auto-flushed. Just barely. And this is what I got. Just a little blorp  Shitty lighting. Yuck.

eNjoy.

10 January: Tuesday schlumpterjorn.

Pile of poo bluttle. Just a big splurt of goo. Poo goo. Poo splortz. 

eNjoy.

9 January: Monday flurbmorting.

Dropped a big nobble of glorf Monday. A giant poo log. Kind of knobby and glorpy. Nice looking poo. Kind of--blobular. I like it. Blorpular. Blorple poo. 

eNjoy.

8 January: Sunday slubblegointner.

Dropped a nice poo today.  Very cool poo pic. The poo of the color of the pretzel pieces I was eating last night. And I ate a lot of pretzels. Really, exactly the same color. Cool how your poo can look like the food you ate. Poo is cool. Poo is fun.

eNjoy.

7 January: Saturday gloobchortner.

Didn't poo Friday, so I was expecting a big load Saturday. It was a medium load. Kind of a big dollop of plorp. A big blodder of bulp. Just okay. But it's poo, so it's still cool. 

eNjoy 

5 January: Thursday choolquancer.

Another late evening poo. Cycle is still reversed. Big ploop pool of plorf. This one came after a huge burrito bowl with greens, chicken and chorizo for dinner. Big salads will usually inspire a poo. That's my lesson for the day: feeling constipated? Eat a big salad. It'll get your poo going!

eNjoy 

4 January: Wednesday ploppingjord.

Middle of the week of poo. I did go into the office, but this is a home poo because it didn't come until 9 pm. Again. My cycle has been reversed. That's okay. A little different is always good. This was a pretty standard looking poo. Meh. It's poo.

eNjoy.

3 January: Tuesday double gankorbunt.

Started off the day with a little green poo squirt. I thought I had to drop a regular load, but I was disappointed in this little blorp. Second poo came at 9 pm, before bed. One of the strangest looking poos I've ever documented. Looks like a crab, right? And you can definitely see the giant bowl of chili I had for lunch. Always fun when you can see your food in your poo. 

eNjoy.

2 January: Monday joolphlunkent.

Just a pile of New Year's Day poo. Just a pllock of poo. Not exciting, but still poo. And so far, I like the pictures that my new phone is taking. 

eNjoy.

1 January: Sunday floofdarpching.

New Year's Day poo. Feasted and drank the day before. Feasted a lot. Made for a big, beefy, and again, pungent poo. Stinky. Beefy and stinky. Stinky and beefy. What more could you ask from poo? 

eNjoy.

31 December: Saturday clumpchoinder.

Big pile of new year's eve day poo. This was a big, stinky dumper. Brown and mealy. Pungent. Your basic poo. Not much else to say. 

eNjoy.

30 December: Friday flobberkloob.

Big hunk of churning poo. Just a big hunk of poo. Chunky and meaty. Cool colors. Fibrous top right. When I posted previous pictures with fibrous parts people said I had a candida infection. I don't think that's correct, because I had no other symptoms. But, whatever. It's poo.

eNjoy.

29 December: Thursday chornglesplat.

Just a splat of poo. It's just a ploop of poo, and I almost didn't include in the blog. And then I thought, "What the heck, who am I to force l deprive my fans of this pic?" So, here you go. 

eNjoy.

28 December: Wednesday clooperjarmin.

Gooey, make ploop of plop. Just a pile of poo. 

By the way, I got a new phone for Christmas. It's a Google pixel 7. Pretty nice. I'm hoping for better pictures because the camera is supposed to be better.. So far, I haven't seen a lot of difference. 

eNjoy.