30 October: Sunday plormingjunt.

This wasn't quite the ass-ripper that previous two days' poo were. But the beginning of the poo was harder, and again, bi-colored. You can tell the bulk of the poo is softer and you can see the corn from last night's nachos. I included two views: one main view and a close up of the hard (submerged) beginning (with a different filter). You can see harder, darker little nuglets around a harder, lighter colored center. Weird. Poo never ceases to amaze me. 

eNjoy.

29 October: Saturday glirdchodtker.

Another ass-ripper. For some reason, yesterday's and today's poo were hard at the beginning, really stretching my ass. You can see in today's poo, what followed was softer.  And the beginning, hard part is bi-colored (submerged, at the top). I don't know if that's significant. At least I got a pretty good poo pic for the effort 

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28 October: Friday umplumgurnd.

This poo ripped my ass coming out. This was a HARD poo. As anybody who reads this blog can attest, my poos are almost universally soft. I almost never have to push them out: a quick "unflex" of the old sphincter and they just come tumbling out. (I don't think I've ever been constipated.) I had to seriously push this out and it ground through my bunghole like sand paper. It was almost painful. And I turn around to see what just ripped through my ass and the only thing there was this little blobbit. One below and smaller little floating blorb. All in all, a very unsatisfying. Ugh.

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27 October: Thursday spleemchurkin.

Didn't poo at all Tuesday or Wednesday. A warning of things to come? Crapped shortly after I woke up Thursday morning. Kind of a weird poo. Weird color and texture. Not as big as I expected considering it was a 3 day load. The following days were not easy. Weird poo days.

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24 October: Monday clabspabortner.

Started the work week off with a nice poo. Just a so-so poo, but a pretty good poo pic.

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23 October: Sunday dumpload.

Big, fat dumpoad of poo. Saturday was cheat day, and that usually means a big, fat load on Sunday. And this morning's poo didn't disappoint. All kinds of things going on in this poo. I could elaborate, but I'm let my readers devine all of the great things going on in this poo.  Great poo pic. You're welcome.

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22 October: Saturday double chorkglunter.

So, I didn't poo Thursday and Friday's poo was just a little squirt. I didn't think I was going to poo on Friday but I got urge in the afternoon and all that came out was a little bloop. 

Saturday's first poo was a blorp and a log. Significant poo considering I hadn't pooed for two days. The second blorp came about two hours later. Wasn't as big as it looks. Anyway, the first poo was a winner. 

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19 October: Wednesday clobjortner.

This is a work poo! I go into the office on Wednesdays. But the past couple of Wednesdays I hadn't pooed. This time I pooed. After lunch and the gym. Not an exciting poo but that's standard for work. Getting back to normal I guess. Hmph.

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18 October: Tuesday glorchubster.

Another work from home poo. Another really good poo pic. Really. No flash. Just glorious, ooey, gooey goodness. I'll stop there.

eNjoy.

17 October: Monday splinkingquirt.

Day off Monday. Dropped a nice, relaxed dumper around 9 am. Really good poo picture. Nice contrast, cool texture. Almost like you can reach out and grab it!

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16 October: Sunday fulchidner.

Yesterday was a full cheat day. Hence today's big, fat poo. Never fails: carbs=POO. Big, ooey, gooey poo loads. And I'm good with that. I drop a poo like that and I feel like I've accomplished something. Something off my to-do list. 👍

eNjoy.

15 October: Saturday chabloimchky.

So, I cheated and carbed up Friday night.. And that produced Saturday morning's ploop. A big, fat poo pile. Great poo pic. So, what have we learned, kids? Carbs=big, fat poo pile. I've said the before. My weekend poos are always better because that's when I eat carbs. That's your lesson for today. 

eNjoy.

14 October: Friday scintlerjorn.

This one woke me up at 3 am. Sucks, being awakened by severe intestinal spasms. Happens 2 or 3 times a year. The only relief comes by dropping a deuce. I tried to go back to bed, but my gut was still rumbling so I got up. Had a cup of coffee and 2 hours later dropped a completely liquid ploop. Something I ate? Something I didn't eat? Ugh. Not fun.

eNjoy.

13 October: Thursday fleemgabur.

Back at home. In my home bathroom. Better light, better poo pics. This, however, is not an exciting poo. Good poo pic of an unexciting poo. Is that an oxymoron?

eNjoy.

12 October: Wednesday splobglubber.

Last day on holiday. Last day at the beach. But not the last day of poo. Dropped this sploible about 30 minutes before I vacated my AirB&B. Like I left them a little departure present. That's just how I roll.😁

eNjoy.

11 October: Tuesday chorchslinket.

Still in holiday, still pooing. As I've said before, the poo just never stops. Even on holiday. The body keeps churning and burning. And pooing. At the beach. 

eNjoy.

10 October: Monday flubberstork.

Taking a short little beach holiday. So this is a different bathroom--lighting isn't good. So, not an exciting poo. But still, it's beach poo.

eNjoy.

9 October: Sunday double klunkerblorn.

I pooed on Saturday, but it was very soft and not pooagenic. Both of today's poos were soft and not pooagenic, but I have to post right? If I posted only logs I'd only be posting once every two weeks. 

Traffic to my blog is down. Between 100 and 300 people a day. That kind of sucks. Six months ago it was between 500 and 900 people a day. At this rate it's going to take forEVER to get to a million. I'm not in this just for the traffic, but it is nice when it's clear that more people are seeing my poo pics.

eNjoy.

7 October: Friday frughophner.

Friday plop. My poos have been really soft lately. Maybe more fiber in my diet? Maybe more fruits and veggies? I don't know. Poo is poo. But I do think it's time for a serious poo log.

eNjoy.

6 October: Thursday schlubguttner.

Didn't poo Wednesday--again, the poo has been shy on the day I have to go into the office. So, once again, no office poo. So this is a two day load. Big, soft plop. The poo isn't very exciting, but this is a great poo pic. You can see every nook and cranny. Great pic.

eNjoy.

4 October: Tuesday chorplunter.

Tuesday plop of plorp. An ooey, gooey glop of glorp. A pile of ploop. A glooper of gloop. But much else to say, so I'll shut up.

eNjoy.

3 October: Monday flimkavor.

Dropped a big, fat poo load to start the with week. Big, beefy load. Nice, rich brown. Sometimes poo is just cool. That is all.

eNjoy.

2 October: Sunday flumpkinkorn.

These chortlets cave after lunch. Makes sense considering I crapped twice the day before. These chunklets are pretty cool. Floating little jords of glorm. Nuff said.

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1 October: Saturday double oinsterpleeb.

Dropped this blorp about an hour after waking. I got the urge after a cup of coffee and just as I was about to eat my cheat day breakfast tamale. Another soft plop of plorp. I knew as it was brewing that it would be soft ploop. But, it is what it is. And it's poo. 

Second dollop babe not afternoon. Bonus poo!

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30 September: Friday klomperstorn.

So, technically I didn't poo on Friday. I fell asleep on the couch and woke up early Saturday morning. But I count it as Friday poo because it's before I officially went to bed. This plooper felt like it came out in several large wads. Like balls of poo. And it was completely soft. Just a ploop of poo. Interesting, grainy texture. There you go 

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29 September: Thursday florvaldo

Didn't poo Wednesday--and that's the one day of the week I go into the office. So, only one actual office poo in the last two and a half years. Good for you, because the home poo pics have always been better. So, you're welcome. This poo was a green plot. Soft. My poos have been pretty loose lately. But hey, I don't control that. So get over it. 

eNjoy.

27 September: Tuesday splummerjump.

Work from home poo. Darker than Monday's poo. Poo is always changing colors. Poo is like a chameleon. Except not really. That's silly, right? But it's my blog, so I can say anything I want to say. Ha.

eNjoy.

26 September: Monday florjkrinder.

Beginning of the week pale poolets. Kind of a cute little poo. Obviously floaters. Kind of fun. Hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.