29 December: Wednesday splunktchormer.

This felt like a big load as it came slithering out of my bunghole. Didn't look as big when I took a look. And this one was a sinker. Went right to the bottom. Looks like old firewood. Weird. But cool. Because poo can be cool. 

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28 December: Tuesday flungergoost.

So, I woke up and immediately had to poo. So, this poo might look a little different because it was unloaded in the upstairs bathroom. This poo slid out on my bunghole in about 2/10ths of a second. Just, bluuurp! This poo was kind of ploofy. Cool little food nugget in the top left. This ploof started to disintegrate almost immediately. So I had to take picture fast. But, of course, I got the pic. 

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27 December: Monday wurmjintler.

So, the Christmas weekend is over. I pigged out all weekend. Lots of food, lots of drink. Did I cheat, and eat carbs? Yep, I sure did. Did I drink rum and vodka? Yep, I did. Did I poo? A lot? Yep, I did. Eat, drink and poo--that's what you do over the holidays! This poo was light and loafy. But okay. It works.

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26 December: Sunday grunkchooler.

Big, fat, chunky, glunky poo. Big, fat loaves. Gotta love this kind of poo. This is what happens when you pig out on Christmas day. Christmas day pigout poo. 

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25 December: Christmas porlglunker.

Woke up hungover Christmas day because i drank a lot of rum while watching "Bad Santa" Christmas Eve. I ate a lot Friday, but this day's load wasn't particularly impressive. Just random little chunklets. Ah well. Not a big poo day. 

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24 December: Friday plooftergoint.

Christmas Eve day big, fat poo loaf. They don't get much ploofier then this. Looks to big to have come squirming out of my bunghole. Nice poo pic. These are the ones I really like. Makes it all worth it. You're welcome.

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23 December: Thursday flumptychood.

Woke up Thursday morning and had a nice poo. Kind of dark and chunky. And there's another one.

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22 December: Wednesday splottergumpt.

Another poo that looks like a Chinese character. Other than that, not terribly exciting. 

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20 December: Monday joolblafter.

Dropped some loaflets on Monday. Nice looking poo. And a good poo pic. There you go. 

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19 December: Sunday droogblintzer.

Another hard poo this morning. A stiff stool. I sat down to poo and it was clear it wasn't just going to squirt out the way my poos normally do. So, after some pushing, and some more pushing, out it splopped. Nice looking poo. Good poo pic. You're welcome.

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18 December: Saturday phlabjinnier.

Woke up a little late this morning, and then had to poo. The fart presaged the poo. Then when I sat down, the poo didn't want to come. The poo was shy. The poo was HARD. This was a hard turd. Definitely a little uncomfortable as this bad boy was squeezing out of my bunghole. Luckily it didn't rip any blood vessels coming out because, well, no blood. Always a worry with hard turds and hemorrhoids. There you go, something to be thankful for 

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16 December: Thursday colperstrood.

Felt like a had to poo Thursday, and but was disappointed in the little squirt florts the came out. I thought the turds would be firmer, but they were just little soft serve squorts. Oh well. They can't all be winners, right?

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15 December: Wednesday splobmookin.

Didn't poo Tuesday. Wednesday's poo was a big, gooey loaf. Nice looking poo. Sort of curls in on itself. Nice, smooth color and consistency. Not much else to say. It's poo. That's why we're all here!

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13 December: Monday chorglirtle.

So, another week started working from home. Working at home, pooing at home. Working and pooing, pooing and working. The working never stops. The pooing never stops. It. Never  stops. But that's okay--gives me something to blog about!

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12 December: Sunday slogjinner.

Started off the week with a good poo. 3 sips into my first cup of coffee... And I had to poo. And this poo came trundling out of my ass like it was on a mission. Whatever mission it had was cut short by the flush. The flush to oblivion. Excuse me while I wax poetic. 

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11 December: Saturday splimehoger.

Still feeling the effects of the Tex-Mex meal Thursday night. I decided to post two pictures of today's poo. One with flash, the other without. Generally the flash pictures are better. But in today's poo, you can see more definition in the no-flash pic. It almost looks like two different poos. The flash pic looks a bit different because as I turned the flash on on my phone, the turds shifted a bit. Interesting comparison.

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10 December: Friday fringdoggle.

Are dinner at a Tex-Mex place the night before. Had a bug, fat steak burrito in hot sauce. Really hot sauce. The hot sauce cave back to bite me Friday morning. Really bite me. And the poo is a big fat pile of ooey, gooey goodness. What's more to say?

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9 December: Thursday ploothkimber.

Dropped a big pile 'o poo Thursday. Not really exciting but you can see some food bits: I'm not sure what the orange bits are, but, still fun. Any guesses on what the bits are?

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8 December: Wednesday flialbooge.

Big, fat solid log. These happen occasionally. Always nice to see. Completely submerged, so I had to take the pic at an angle to avoid the flash. But the best pic. Oh well 

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7 December: Tuesday smoikplunner.

So, really really pungent poo Tuesday. I rarely can smell the food I ate the day before in my poo. I had sauteed onions with my t-bone steak Monday and I could definitely smell the onions in my poo on Tuesday. Very pungent, oniony smell. So, kind of cool. Smelling food in my poo. I'll have to eat more pungent food in 2022 to see what happens. And if it happens again, I'll certainly blog about it!

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6 December: Monday chlodgersploot.

So, this is a big, fat load. I could tell when I was squeezing this out it was going to be a big poo. Felt like I was squeezing this out for 10 minutes. Big, juicy logs. Nice, rich, brown color. I must say--this was a satisfying poo. I dropped this load and felt like I had accomplished something. Good way to start off the work week.

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5 December: Sunday flumpkack.

Big gooey load on Sunday. Pale colored poo. Greenish. Plobbish. Wait, the foul deed wins. Sometimes, when I consider, the wild ways present themselves. There you go.

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4 December: Saturday double flubcheezer.

So, I didn't poo yesterday (Friday). And because I pigged out last night, I knew today would be a big poo day. And I wasn't wrong. First poo came during my first cup of coffee. Second poo came after a big lunch of Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich and peppermint milkshake. Yum. So, two big loads. Big poo day. I feel like I got a lot accomplished in the bathroom today. You're welcome.

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2 December: Thursday flopjenyoid.

So, didn't poo on Wednesday. That happens. Wasn't sure if I'd poo on Thursday. But I did. What a poo. Not the biggest. But the prettiest. But maybe the coolest. Looks like a weird, alien worm. I wouldn't have been surprised if this thing came slithering out of the toilet!

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30 November: Tuesday ploobersjortz.

So, Tuesday's poo was a big, soupy mess. It was a big plop. But, there were a couple of little poo pods floating on top. I'm not sure how they were formed, but I thought they were kind of cool, so I decided to showcase them. I had to enlarge them a lot so they are kind of fuzzy. 

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29 November: Monday clobchouncey.

So, day off today, and had a nice poo. It's a clubberly and clunky poo. Sort of bold and blonky. A big fat poo up follow what turned out to be a cheat weekend. 

eNjoy.