28 November: Sunday ooflegrimmet.

Big, fat poo log. I pigged out on leftover turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes the day before. Had a huge plate with eggs for breakfast, and a huge plate for lunch. And that made for a huge log. It was medium, gummy consistency so I was wiping for 5 hours to get clean. That's the only downside to a log like this: a lot of wiping. But hey, it's poo!

eNjoy.

27 November: Saturday jumplingsmeet.

Day after the day after Thanksgiving. Dropped a big fat ploop. This is a big, meaty load. Must still be remnants of Thanksgiving dinner. The dinner that keeps on giving. 

eNjoy.

26 November: Friday florghoobin.

So, day after Thanksgiving poo. A lot of poo. Because I ate a lot of food Thanksgiving day. A LOT. Turkey, oyster stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, green beans, oh, and more turkey and stuffing. I was absolutely stuffed. With turkey and stuffing. And that meant a big load Saturday morning. Hey, it's poo!

eNjoy.

24 November: Wednesday chilquotent.

Big, dark, steaming pile of poo. This poo was pungent, probably because most of it was above the water. Just a big, ooey, gooey gloop. Just a big fat, glorby jloop. Ploopy mcdroop. Just a plop. A big, soft serve pile of clompguns. Words don't fail me. Poople. 

eNjoy.

23 November: Tuesday sclumpzonger.

Here it is: poo! Beefy chunklets. Kind of dark. Looks like you can see some food bits. Always fun. Just a good poo pic.

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22 November: Monday chutneygorsk.

So, beginning the Thanksgiving week--with a poo. Actually, that's how I begin most weeks. This was a big fat loaf of a poo. Poo loaf. Thick and meaty. Looks like you can see bits of food in the poo. And that's always fun. You can really tell part of my diet from my poo. What exactly that diet is of hard to say. Anybody care to hazard a guess?

eNjoy.

21 November: Sunday forgeclonner.

Started off the week with a poo! Imagine that! Not an exciting poo, but then, not a big, sloppy mess. Just a midlin' poo. So, there. 

eNjoy.

20 November: Saturday jablunkentoob.

So, I crapped 3 times Saturday. Not surprising considering I didn't crap at all Wednesday, Thursday or Friday. Two of those poos are pictured below. As you know, I've re-started my "slow" carb diet to try and lose weight. When I'm really low carb, I typically don't poo every day. I'm much less regular.

But I don't think I've EVER gone 3 days without pooing. Maybe during my basic military training, when I was going through hell week. Last week I was really stopped up. And at the weigh in yesterday afternoon, I'd only lost .3 pounds. I figure that was at least a pound heavy due to a 3 day load languishing in my bowel. So, there you go. We'll see what happens next week.

First poo this morning was a toilet clogger. Big, fat, heavy log. Medium consistency and gummy. I was wiping for 10 minutes to get clean. Busy time in the bathroom. First poo, good poo pic.

eNjoy.

16 November: Tuesday blorkfinder.

Tuesday poo. Meh. Not exciting. But still poo. The news is that I'm still pooing at home. Still. So all my poos from mid-March 2020 are home poos (outside of vacation poos). It's looking like they're going to want us back in the office, at least part time, after the new year. So, we'll see what happens. For now, home poo is the name of the game.

eNjoy.

15 November: Monday flouqplooner.

Starting off the work week with a nice poo. Drank a lot of vodka the night before, so this is slightly hangover poo. Nice, big fat chunkles. Another of my poos that split between floaters and sinkers. Schizophrenic poo. Yin/yang poo. Always fun.

eNjoy.

14 November: Sunday juicequidle.

Another "normal" poo. As far as poos are normal. At this point, a normal poo is any poo that isn't bloody. Yep, those was scary--look at me, I'm still talking about it. I'm still 98% sure the blood as l was due to hemorrhoids. That's not 💯. I still need to make an appointment with the gastro doc. That's coming. In the meantime, I hope you like my latest creation. 

eNjoy 

13 November: Saturday chibberdoink.

Normal Saturday poo. Big, fat poo log. Cheated last night, drank beer, ate pizza. So, it was nice to have a "normal" poo after a week of not a lot of poo, and the previous week having bloody poo. Is this the poo normal? 

eNjoy.

11 November: Thursday blerndrodder.

So, I crapped 3 times Monday. And then didn't crap Tuesday or Wednesday. Didn't think I'd poo I'm Thursday but, after lunch, the poo finally came. Not a big production. Definitely felt the poo squeeze out, but I didn't have to push--much. And it was a sinker, hence the dim picture. That's okay--it's still poo. And, the best news--no blood 

I still haven't called the gastro doc. Still hesitating. Still hoping it was just hemorrhoids. Yes, I know I'm being a little stupid. But I'm a man. That's what men do 

eNjoy 

8 November: Monday choldingbork.

So, I crapped 3 times Monday. First poo is pictured-- pretty standard poo. And, Moody importantly, no blood. Second two poos came after dinner. I'm not quite sure dinner induced two, small, liquid poos. Dinner was crab stuffed salmon, green beans and cremed spinach. The last poos weren't bloody, although there was the faintest red tinge on my last wipe. 

I haven't made an appointment with the gastro doc yet. That's coming. 

eNjoy.

7 November: Sunday fleekdrummer.

Another day, another bloody poo. And there's more blood here. Seems like a lot more. So, I did some googling yesterday. Research on hemorrhoids. And the consensus seems to be that the blood in my stools is most likely from hemorrhoids. BUT--they also said that if you see blood in your poo, it's a good idea to see a doctor. So that's what I'm going to do. Tomorrow, I'll make an appointment to see my gastro doc. It's just very unnerving seeing blood in my poo. I'll keep you posted.

eNjoy.

6 November: Saturday second blorper.

Pooed again Saturday. The poo was softer, less abusive on my bunghole. No blood. But, a lot of poo. 

eNjoy.

6 November: Saturday cloopsmaterd.

So, as you can see, I dropped another bloody poo this morning. This poo was, again, a hard poo. I had to push. As my readers know, I usually do not have to push. Usually the poo just falls out as soon as I sit down. All I have to do is unflex my bunghole, and--blap. Out comes the poo. When the poo is hard, I guess it tears at the hemorrhoid. Hence, the blood. Normally I only see blood with the second or third poo of the day. The question is, should I see a doctor? The hemorrhoid isn't bothering me otherwise. There's no itching or pain. Although Sunday's third poo was uncomfortable. We'll see. If I keep getting blood in my poo I'll go see a doctor. I'll keep you, gentle reader, posted.

eNjoy.

5 November: Friday bloody quertfloofer.

Didn't poo on Thursday. And Friday's poo was HARD. That's unusual for me. I really had to push. And as you can see, there was blood. Not a lot of blood, but red in poo is never welcome. I'm 99% sure the blood is due to hemorrhoids. I found out I had hemorrhoids at my last colonoscopy. I didn't even know I had them. I have no symptoms, other than occasional bloody poo. There's no pain, no itching. I guess that makes me lucky. My father had hemorrhoids so bad once the only thing he could do for relief was sit in a tub of hot water.

So--bloody poo. Is this the new "normal"? We'll see.

3 November: Wednesday ploogerfilk.

Another regular poo. Very dark. I actually use a filter to lighten it up a bit. Some of my poos are dark brown, and some are light orange. Poo never ceases to amaze me. 

2 November: Tuesday chumpguddler.

Didn't poo on Monday--after Sunday's bloody debacle. Tuesday's poo was fairly normal. Actually it was a pretty good poo. And not a bad poo pic. Blocky and chunky. Glocky and glunky. Poo as poo. Poo as storge. There you go 

eNjoy.

It's been a rough week.

Sunday was hard. First poo was a regular poo. I then had huge burrito bowl for lunch. And that, of course, induced poo. Two poos. And the third poo was--difficult. My bunghole was on fire. And there was blood. I can't be sure how much, but it was obvious. That was NOT a good poo.