25 October: Sunday glummerchunks.

Sunday poo. Kind of chunky. Kind of mealy. Not nearly as substantial as I would have liked. I just wish I could go back to taking that one colossal dump in the morning. And then that's it. I shit 3 times yesterday. The second two were neglegible little squirts. It sucked. My asshole was sore. Just one and done. I need to start taking imodium. It SOMEthing.  This poo was--okay. I just wanted bigger. I rate this poo a 6.

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24 October: Saturday chinklegraeme.

So when I went in the bathroom to poo, I farted. I mean a big, liquid, shorts shaking fart. So when I day down to shit, there wasn't much there. So I had to sit for a while, eventually pushing out these little scraps. I then shit twice more during the day. Mostly liquid and not worthy of pics. And yep, my bunghole was sore after all of that shitting. I rate this slight poo a 5 1/2.

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23 October: Friday jungenchord.

End of the work week poo. Nice, meaty, beefy loaflets. Dark, rich color. Lots of ooey, gooey goodness.  And you can see lots of food particles in this dork. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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22 October: Thursday clearjinker.

Interesting looking poo. It's bi-colored... something that happens every once in a while. Kind of cool. Cool little multi-colored loaflets. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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21 October: Wednesday chudglimmer.

Kind of a mid-week glop. Not exciting. You can see some corn from the previous day's salad. Meh. I rate this a 4.

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20 October: Tuesday double gloobtutter.

So, the poo woke me up Tuesday morning. That happens to me 3-4 times a year. I wake up with very uncomfortable intestinal cramps.  That get progressively stronger and more painful. They only thing that will stop the cramps is to have a bowel movement. The first pic is the result. Kind of a weird looking dookie. Second poo came a couple of hours after I woke up. I had a lot to unload. 

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19 October: Monday chortleblat.

Starting my 31st week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. Working from home. Pooing at home. This is a nice, meaty turd. Good start for the week. I rate this poo a 6.

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18 October: Sunday chunkloaves.

Dropped a poo right after I woke up. This poo was more solid...I could feel that as I was squeezing it out. It felt like it was coming in little loaves. And sure enough, I was right. Perfect little loaves. Good poo pic. I rate this poo as 7.

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17 October: Saturday scunceminker.

So, had to poo as soon as I woke up. Coffee's brewing, I'm pooing. Well, I use a Keurig machine, so it's not brewing, it's pouring. But you get the picture. I have to give this poo a little nudge. Did a little bunghole jiggle and she squeezed right out. And then sank. This could have been a good pic. Ahh well. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

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16 October: Friday blarkencrimper.

Kind of a greenish poo, with lots of "particles." Food particles of my guess. The other possibility would be particles of intestine. And I don't think that would be good. This is another of my poos that looks like a "chubby" Chinese character. I think this is the Chinese character for "poo." 😁😁 I rate this poo a  5 1/2.

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15 October: Thursday spanzleworm.

So, a big pile of Thursday poo. Kind of a big blob of blork. Another big poo blob with a tail. Meh. 

I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

eNjoy.

14 October: Wednesday chumbuggler.

Pooed on Wednesday. Lately I've been pooing 3-4 times a day. It's annoying. I poo in the morning, right after I wake up. Then I poo again after lunch. Then again, after a snack. And my bunghole gets sore. I guess I need to get more fiber. Something. It's aggravating having to run to the toilet every time I swallow something. Grrrrr. This poo was cool because you can the corn from the previous day's salad! It's always fun to see food in your poo!  I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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13 October: Tuesday swumpdongle.

Early week poo. Kind of a poo blob with a tail. Many of my poos have tails. They start off as a soft log, and then pile into a plop. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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12 October: Monday jungleflort.

30th week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. And again, I'm thankful I can work from home. Many people can't, and many people are out of work. But working from home doesn't mean the poo stops. Even during the pandemic, we still have poo. I rate this poo a 6.

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11 October: Sunday slofuckter.

Had to poo this morning before I took my first sip of coffee. And this is a workmanlike load. A big fluffy, twisted loaf. Not bad at all. I rate this poo a 6.

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10 October: Saturday flugerboinkt.

Finishing the week with a big pile of poo. I didn't even get to start my coffee before I had to poo. I sat down, spread my cheeks, and the poo just fell out. Sometimes I wish I did have to strain--push the poo out. There's no doubt pushing out a big solid log feels good. Oh well. My poo is what it is. Maybe more fiber. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

9 October: Friday glumpersnorg.

Friday poo. Nice, dark, ooey, gooey plop of florp. Big pile of poo. Nothing left to say. I rate this poo a 6.

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8 October: Thursday glinkpobber.

Late week poo. And you can see more food particles. And you can see some corn from the previous day's salad. Corn in poo is always good. Corn: the food you can enjoy twice! I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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7 October: Wednesday clonkerpurg.

Middle of the week work/home poo. Interesting in that you can really see bits of semi-digested food particles. If you really zoom in you can see them. Because of that, I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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6 October: Tuesday choggleclung.

Regular morning poo. Kind of chunky and sploogy. Not a bad looking poo. I rate it a 6.

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5 October: Monday splugtreener.

29th week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. Kind of a big blop of poo. Nice big, creamy, gooey glop of bung. I rate this poo a 5.

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4 October: Sunday slombaxter.

I woke up this morning and had to poo! What a surprise. I sat down to drop the dork, and before I could even open my phone, the turd squirted out. That's the norm--I almost never have to strain. Which is good, I guess. I know a lot of people have to strain. Some people die straining on the toilet. I rate this poo a 5.

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3 October: Saturday quantjigger.

Woke up this morning feeling a little hungover. But that never stops the poo. As usual, this poo just fell right out of my asshole. Not terribly exciting. But it's still poo. Hangover poo. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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2 October: Friday double schlumpbubble.

So, pooed right after I woke up. Then pooed again 30 minutes later. Pooed again after lunch. First poo were cute little loaves. The 3rd poo wasn't pooagenic. 3 poo day. Not a bad effort. And my bunghole wasn't too sorry after all of the wiping. I rate the first poo a 6 1/2.

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1 October: Thursday strimpleflom.

Nice big blob of poo. Nice, creamy texture. If you look just to the left and below center poo, you can see a tiny blob of red. What might that be? Could be blood. Most likely it's a particle of food. I'm not worried about it. I suggest that if you see something like that in your poo that you not worry either. 

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30 September: Wednesday chubblesklit.

Big blob of poo. I like the brown, creamy layers. Pretty cool poo. I rate this poo a 6.

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29 September: Tuesday chungbloinker.

Beginning my 28th week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. <Sigh> I crapped twice Monday. But times in the early morning, when I was trying to sleep. No fun. (No phone, so no pics.) First time was preceded by the intestinal cramping I get at night, 2 or 3 times a year. Always at night. And the only thing that will alleviate the intense discomfort is taking a dump. 

Tuesdays poo came, as usual, right after I woke up. Good, beefy, chunky looking poo. Need I say more? I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.