26 July: Sunday morphingroind.

This poo was interesting. Cool, little block globules. My poo doesn't often take this shape. And just for the uniqueness of it, I rate this poo a 7.

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25 July: Saturday clorkjergin.

Feasted on pizza and beer Friday night. And pooed Saturday morning, sure as clockwork. Not an exciting poo, but hey, it's poo! The darker, reddish brown is kind of cool. I rate this poo a 6.

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24 July: Friday glunkshaupen.

Another work from home poo. Still working from home. Still pooing at home. Good looking poo, though. Long and luscious. I rate this poo a 7.

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23 Jul: Thursday glorfinchib.

Big pile of Thursday poo. Ooey and gooey. Goopy. Soft and bloopy. Not really exciting, but it has a sort of presence. Sort of a careful elegance. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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22 Jul: Wednesday chuffgloggin.

Wasn't sure I'd poo Wednesday because I crapped for the second time late Tuesday, but sure enough, the poo came at the regular time. Not impressive. Kind of a gloop. A blorp. But hey, what do I always say? They can't all be winners. I rate this poo a 4.

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21 Jul: Tuesday double jourtskiffle.

Work/home poo. Pooed in the morning, and then had to poo again later in the afternoon. I walked upstairs and didn't feel quite right. Walked downstairs and realized I had to poo. Again. Both pretty nice poos. Rich, reddish-brown color. Second poo was creamier. All in all, a good poo day.

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20 Jul: Monday frumpglumper.

First day back from the mountains, and starting my 19th week working from home because of the pandemic. Still working, still pooing. Fully submerged poo, so mostly in focus. (Sometimes when the poo is only partially submerged, part of the poo is in focus, and part of it is not.) Not a bad poo pic. I rate this poo a 7.

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18 Jul: Saturday flumberhrommet.

Last day in the cabin in the woods. Really enjoying the mini vscay. And pooping up a storm. Had snacks and potato skins last night. Produced a nice looking poo. Vacation poo. I rate this poo a 7.

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17 Jul: Friday flubgrummet.

Corn!

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16 Jul: Thursday krunkbludder.

On vacation, as we say in the US, in a cabin in the woods. The toilet (and toilet seat) is small for my large, American ass. So, the poo seemed large, but it's compacted by the little toilet well. So, not an impressive poo pic. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

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15 Jul: Wednesday morblechunk.

Day of today, start of a  4 day mini-vacation. Dropped this incredible turd before my morning walk. This is what I strive for. Felt like a big, fat snake coming out of my ass. Turns out it was a perfectly formed green snake! Nice, nice looking poo. I give this poo a solid 8 1/2.

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14 Jul: Tuesday gramperchird.

This poo just came sliding out in one long worm. Felt like it would never stop. Upon closer inspection, it was greenish, with feathery little tufts on the ends. Kinda cool. I rate this poo a solid 6. 

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13 Jul: Monday munchborling.

Starting my 18th week of working from home due to the pandemic. And still pooing. And pooing. And pooing. This poo was not exciting and I will discuss it no further. I rate it a 4 1/2.

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12 Jul: Sunday chordenglump.

So, feasted on Saturday. Drank beer. Are pizza. And then guess what? I pooed on Sunday. Not a bad looking poo. Another poo that looks like a Chinese character. Maybe it's the Chinese character for poo! I rate this poo a 6.

(Later in the day, after a big lunch of gyro meat and rice, I went for a walk. Then had to turn around and do the "hold your sphincter" shuffle all the way home. Sometimes after lunch my insides turn to liquid. I almost didn't make it. I considered crapping in the woods on the way back. I JUST made it.)

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11 Jul: Saturday glifferjounce.

Pretty standard Saturday poo. Kind of middling. Nice color, though. Nice, rich, creamy brown. Ooey and gooey. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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11 Jul: Saturday slatchergrune.

So, nice, big fat Saturday poo. This poo DID just slop out. I sat down, spread my cheeks, and out the poo slid. In a big glop. As go many of my poos, this one started off more or less solid, and ended up in a ploop. Nice color, nice texture. I can live with it. I rate this poo a 6.

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10 Jul: Friday frunkplooger.

End of the work week. Still pooing at home. This poo didn't just slop out--i actually had to push this bad boy out. And we got a pretty good poo pic. Some nicely formed chorklets. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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9 Jul: Thursday crudphlocker.

This poo came even before my regular first morning cup of coffee. It felt more liquid, but I was pleasantly surprised at the fine looking poo that turned up. This bolus was brown and beefy, finishing with a big, fat bonce at the top. Good poo pic, good effort. I rate this poo a 7 1/2.

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8 Jul: Wednesday froulerkamf.

So, pooed mid week. Again, only pooed once this day. This poo sank to the bottom but I still managed to get a pretty good picture. Sometimes it works out like that. Interesting paint stroke of a poo. Nice color and texture. I rate this poo a 7.

eNjoy.

7 Jul: Tuesday flongchubber.

Only crapped once Tuesday and this is it. Kind of a "meh" poo. Not exciting. Irregular little chorglets. I rate this poo a 5.

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6 Jul: Monday pause.

So, Monday was the start of my 17th week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. I crapped 5 times the Sunday before. 5 times. The last 3 were small poo squirts. Monday's crap was completely liquid, but thank God I only crapped once. My bunghole gets sore from all of that wiping. I don't understand why it's like that--I'll won't crap one day, the next day I crap 5 times. Annoying.

5 Jul: Sunday cludnubber.

So, this was the first of FIVE poos Sunday. The last three were just squirt soup. Only pooagenic load was the first. Nice close up of a big, fat poo log. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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4 Jul: Saturday Independence Day flopmoggle.

Today's the day we Americans celebrate our independence day. I started off the celebration with a nice poo. Not spectacular, but not a dud either. Nice little chunkles in broth. 😁

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3 Jul: Friday cloobmusting.

End of the work week ploop (although I had the day off because it's a federal holiday). Nice, rich brown color, and you can see the leftover corn on the cob I had in Thursday's salad. Always fun! I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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2 Jul: Thursday zipbungle.

Big, green, pile o' poo. Nuff said. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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1 Jul: Wednesday thrigglejimmy.

Mid week poo. Not good, not bad. But not good. Just a squiggly pile. I rate this a 5.

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30 Jun: Tuesday jibgorgle.

Tuesday home/work poo. Not exciting. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

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29 Jun: Monday gluncherporb.

Work/home poo. Starting my 16th week of working from home because of the pandemic. Good poo pic--nice, beefy, coiled up log. Nice texture and rich, brown color. I rate this poo a 7 1/2.

eNjoy.

28 Jun: Sunday chuncedumple.

Interesting, bi-color Sunday poo. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.