30 May: Saturday flusterpormp.

Feasted on beer and pizza last night. Gota fairly good poo this morning. Kind of fuzzy and globular and dumpy. Sort of a forlorn little poo. I rate this poo a 6 

eNjoy.

29 May: Friday glumpchudder.

So, ate corn on the cob Thursday night, so I was expecting corn poo on Friday. But I was disappointed. This is not really corn poo. Maybe one little nugget at the top. Kind of an interesting poo. A deep, rich brown, kind of crinkly and spindly. Not a bad effort. I rate this poo a 6.

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28 May: Thursday chuntgormer.

This poo waited until after lunch! Took its own sweet time, and then came all in a rush. And then it's just two big turd nuggets in poo soup. Another 4 1/2'er.

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27 May: Wednesday klooberpamp.

So, crapped this doot out three sips into my first cup of coffee. Came on, all of a sudden like. Ran to the bathroom, and this blorb came out like a bullet train. Kind of soupy and fuzzy, with one soft log submerged. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

eNjoy.

26 May: Tuesday chuntdrommer.

Took the day off today. And I went for a drive--walkabout. But before I did that, I had a nice poo. And yes, your eyes aren't deceiving you--you can see the corn from the previous day's corn on the cob. Done on the grill. I grilled chicken too. But you can't see the chicken. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

25 May: Second Monday flungle.

Big second Monday turd came later in the day. Kind of fuzzy gorklets. Not bad for a second poo.

eNjoy.

25 May: Monday awendlerube.

Memorial Day poo. Came about two sips into my first cup of coffee. Not an exciting poo. But after yesterday's poo, anyway. Kind of chunky and gloopy. It kind of rotated (rolled) out of its original position as I stood up to take the pic. They do that sometimes. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

24 May: Sunday breeblemorph.

Feasted all day Saturday. And that made for a very pooagenic crap on Sunday. This is a solid poo, so-to-speak. Great color, great form, great texture. You can just see the ooey, gooey goodness. Enough said. I rate this poo an 8 1/2.

eNjoy.

23 May: Saturday chardwiddle.

Regular Saturday morning poo. Fasted and feasted the day before. This poo is kind of chunky and clunky. But a bad effort. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

22 May: Friday ghibfleener.

So, I crapped first thing in the morning. Felt soft coming out. And you can see some red specks in the poo. I got a comment on a previous poo that the red could be blood. I've seen blood in my stool before, and I think these specks are food particles, maybe red peppers. I don't think it's blood. I HOPE it's not blood. Nice looking poo coil. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

21 May: Thursday cholgertrunz.

So, didn't poo Wednesday, so this is a two day load. It felt quite substantial coming out. Took a little push to get it all out. Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats taking a good crap. Well, maybe sex. But having a really good sit-down is a close second. And this one felt good coming out. I rate this glop/log a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

19 May: Tuesday thittlegromp.

Sat down for a big fat poo Tuesday. That's what I do, first thing in the morning. I have a poo. Pooing is what I do. I poo. And then I take a picture. And then I blog. For your enjoyment. I poo, for you. I am your pooing, humble servant. And I'll do it as long as I can tap messages into my phone. I'm relentless. This poo I rate a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

18 May: Monday chuntthorble.

So, starting my 10th week of working from home. And continuing the home/work poo parade. This little pandemic won't stop the poo! Monday's poo was--kind of--blah. Thick brown chunkles in a watery broth. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

16 May: Saturday chlorjintle.

So, finally an interesting poo. I dropped two loads yesterday, so I wasn't sure I would crap this morning. I shouldn't have worried. I took a walk first thing in the morning and had a cup of coffee. And the old rumbling hit me as soon as I sat down. This poo didn't feel bet substantial coming out. It was longer and thinner than it looks in the pic. Nice, coiled, brown snake. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

15 May: Friday chorzmiggle.

End of the week home/work poo. Darker and chunkier. Not exciting. I'm hoping for a fat log sometime soon. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

14 May: Thursday zourjold

Thursday home/work poo. These are flaky little chorglets. They look almost like chicken tenders from McDonald's. Think about that the next time you go to McDonald's. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

13 May: Wednesday framkudzle.

And yet another home/work poo. Not very exciting. My poos at work were better. This one is a little darker and little chunky. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

12 May: Tuesday blumpleyaz.

Early morning home/work poo. Another glob. Meh. It's poo. I rate this a 5.

eNjoy.

11 May: Monday chorbruzzle.

So, beginning of the 9th week working from home because of the pandemic. Could be worse...I might not have a job. Started the week off with a poo glob. Not spectacular. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

10 May: Sunday flurgplimmel.

So, had a nice, big solid dump this morning. Feeling a little hungover from last night. Ate pizza and wings and drank vodka. A lot of vodka. While watching the movie Contagion. Good choice during the pandemic, don't you think? This poo is some serious, chunky logs. Nice color, and bowl filling. Good effort. I rate this poo an 8 1/2.

eNjoy.

9 May: Saturday chugquertle.

Saturday poo. Fasted and feasted on sushi the day before. Unfortunately, this isn't an exciting poo. (Don't worry, Sundays is better!) Maybe sushi doesn't make good poo building material. Ha! 

eNjoy.

8 May: Friday wortzelveem.

End of the week, still quarentined, still working from home. This was a nice, end of the week surprise. Nice, big solid log on the bottom, kind of a plop-log on the top. Sort of a new configuration. I like it! I rate this poo a solid 7.

eNjoy.

7 May: Thursday groinmoggle.

Later week, working from home poo. Finally a nice pooagenic poo. Nice, big sold logs. This poo is hefty! Nice lines. Nice form. I rate this poo an 8.

eNjoy.

6 May: Wednesday flumpjorder.

Mid week, working from home poo. Quarentined.  3 sips into my first cup of coffee. Not an exciting quarentine poo. I'll try and do better. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

4 May: Monday double chuntlergroib.

Starting my 8th week of working from home, although Monday I had off. Crapped the first time about 9 and the second time about two hours later. The first crap felt like a real load coming out. The picture didn't really reflect that. The second poo was a gloop. I rate the first poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

3 May: Sunday globbitdorst.

So, feasted on Saturday, which usually produces an I'm impressive poo on Sunday. This one was just okay. I rate this ropey little log a 7.

eNjoy.

2 May: Saturday flarkbizzle.

Two dumper day! First was a big, fat log. Second poo was a big, fat plop. Two pretty good poo pics. I rate the first poo a 7 1/2. 

eNjoy.