30 September: Google Blogger changes.

So, I got an email from Google. There's a change to their ad policy. You probably noticed that I have ads on my blog. And you've probably ignored them, just like I do when I'm reading a blog. Well, Google has decided to restrict advertising on blogs that are considered "extreme." Blogs with sexual, or graphic content. And they consider human feces graphic. So, I assume that most, if not all of the ads would be pulled from my blog.

I get it. I can see why some advertisers wouldn't agree with their ads on my blog. So, you might see many fewer ads on my blog going forward. Whatever. It doesn't really matter to me. I did the math: my blog earns about 35¢ a month from ad revenue. That ain't payin' the mortgage. That's okay. I was never in this for money. I'm in it to share my poo with people who want to see it. And that's a very niche audience. And that's okay. Poo is poo. I just wanted to give my readers some context when it came to the ads on my blog.

As always, eNjoy.

29 September: Sunday quornswaggle.

Busy poo day Sunday. I crapped FOUR TIMES. First one in the morning as soon as I got up. Fairly normal poo for me. Then went for Oktoberfest brunch with friends. Then drove down to the Virginia state fair. About an hour away. Had to stop off at Taco Bell to poo on the way down (because of the big brunch). Ended up crapping twice while at the fair. After rides. Both times at the fair I saw blood on the toilet paper. That happens when I crap a lot in one day. My gastro doc says it's hemorrhoids. It happens. But it's always a little nervewracking to see blood coming out of my ass. Obviously, only the first poo was pooagenic enough for this blog. But a busy poo day.

eNjoy.

28 September: Saturday double whompingglue

So, didn't poo on Thursday. I did poo Friday. Twice. No pics. First time was in the gym, in the morning, and I didn't have my phone. Too bad because it was a big load. Second time was after lunch. That poo was only so-so, so I didn't get the pic. I wish I had. So-so poo pic is better than no poo pic, right? And then I didn't poo on Friday. So I had a big load ready to go Saturday morning. Pooed as soon as I woke up. As the coffee was brewing. Nice big load. Second poo was floating chunklets. Big poo day.

eNjoy.

25 September: Wednesday double vimpertoing.

Didn't poo Tuesday. That meant a lot of poo Wednesday. Pooed twice: once as soon as I got to work, the second poo came after a big lunch. And the second one was fairly pooagenic! Win, win! And I got the pics!

eNjoy.

23 September: Monday gloobersquinkle.

Started off the week with a nice, big, fat poo glop. Nice way to start the work week. Unfortunately, as you'll see, the rest of the week was... inconsistent.

eNjoy.

22 September: Sunday vulpertilge.

So, I had to poo this morning, BEFORE I took my first sip of coffee. Soon as I got up--poo. I drank beer, ate French fries and a chicken cheesesteak sandwich, and as always on the weekend, drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka. Yum. That made for a big poo this morning. I included two pics. One with flash, one without. The pic without the flash is arguably a better pic.

eNjoy.

21 September: Saturday vrimpleklien.

Pooed about three sips into my first morning coffee. Had sushi last night. With coffee cake for dessert. Oh, and lots of vodka. Always vodka on Friday night. Interesting poo. A little darker and gurgly. I think it's a keeper.

eNjoy.

20 September: Friday plooberfrenkle.

So, I took a shower as soon as I woke up, getting ready for work. 15 minutes later, I'm getting ready to walk out the door, I had to poo. So I pooed, 15 minutes after I showered. After. If the dumb poo had come 15 minutes earlier, I could have been fresh ALL DAY. Stupid colon. Dumb, stupid colon. And it was an ugly, gloopy poo. Sometimes you just can't win for losing.

eNjoy.

19 September: Thursday duxlefurn.

So I pooed twice the day before, wasn't sure if I'd poo on Thursday. I shouldn't have worried. It took a while, but the poo eventually came. After lunch. The big fat kofta sandwich I had pushed it out. And it's a nice looking poo. Nice form, nice texture, nice girth. I'm doing better!

eNjoy.

18 September: Wednesday double thurbgymple.

Pooed once in the morning. Not a pretty poo. Took another dump later to the afternoon. This was a more comely dump. With two views of the second dump. It was a busy poo day.

eNjoy.

17 September: Tuesday stobbledeek.

Early morning work poo. Kind of cool. Two views, one poo. Just trying to change things up. Getting better.

eNjoy.

16 September: Monday chunkleroob.

Monday work poo chunklets. Floating blorblets. Uninspired. I'll do better.

eNjoy.

15 September: Sunday stromperyulge.

Went to a party last night and ate a big pile of BBQ beef brisket. Yum! One of my absolute favorite foods. And this was good brisket. So I ate A BUNCH of it. Along with a pile of BBQ pork. And, I washed it down with draft Stella Artois and a smidge of Jack Daniels. Yum. That all made for kind of gloopy poo pile. This poo came out in a quick, coughing splort. Hey, it's poo.

eNjoy.

14 September: Saturday blumpitvrug.

Beginning of the weekend poo! Feasted on pizza and wings. And drank vodka of course. And ate donuts and a big creamy eclair for dessert. Yum. That made for big, creamy poo pile.

eNjoy.

13 September: Friday flurbleblump.

End of the work week pile poo. Just a big pile of poo plop. Just a big stack of ooey, gooey goodness.

eNjoy.

12 September zimpleyounk.

Mid week work poo. Better than Wednesday's poo. But then again, anything would be better than Wednesday's poo. I'm trying, I'm really trying. I'm doing special colon exercises, trying to drink less water.... I'm kidding. I don't have any control over what comes out of my bunghole. I'd like to shit big, beautiful logs. There's something very satisfying in that. But I poo what I poo.

eNjoy.

11 September: Wednesday flubbelglunk.

Lousy poo pic. Awful. I'm sorry. I almost didn't publish.

eNjoy.

10 September: Tuesday tadalcloper. Annette

Another work poo, much better poo pic than Monday's. This is actually a pretty good poo pic.

eNjoy.

9 September: Monday moklewrung.

Started off the work week with a thoroughly unexciting poo. Ah well. Try to...

... eNjoy.

Apologies for not responding to comments sooner

For some reason, the Blogger app on my phone won't let me enter comments on my own blog. I couldn't add comments on my iPad either.  I also tried through the website, and I still couldn't add a comment on my phone. So I went down to my old desktop computer and fired that bad boy up. And, voila, I can add comments.

I will respond to all comments that have questions. I take this blog seriously, and I know some people are really concerned about their poo.

If you have a question, or want me to comment on something, I will do so. It just seems like I'll to go down to the old desktop to do it.

Regards,
Billy

8 September: Sunday spudnucker.

Feasted on snacks last night watching Texas play LSU. Not the outcome I wanted, but oh well, that's college football. Also drank beer yesterday after my workout. All that made for a pretty awesome poo this morning. This one came BEFORE my first sip of coffee. This is one of the good ones. This one is a keeper. Well, I didn't actually keep it. I flushed it. But you know what I mean.

eNjoy.

7 September: Saturday humplinsk.

Finally, a home poo. Came about 10 minutes into my first sip of coffee. Ate heavy snacks last night and drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka. Pretty standard Friday night. This was a loose poo, but still a better pic than the previous week's work poo pics.

eNjoy.

6 September: Friday smarmplerubling.

End of the week work poo. There was a small little part of the poo that was above the water, so that's where I focused. A small spot of light on the water indicates where the flash is and I center that over any poo above water so the flash doesn't show in the pic. Just a little bit of background of how I frame my pictures. In case you're thinking of starting your own poo blog!

eNjoy.

5 September: Thursday glorpleclimb.

So, this work poo came about 20 minutes after getting to work. Not exciting. A little darker, a little gurgly. A little bumbly. A little drumpity glumpity.

eNjoy.

4 September: Wednesday worglejimny.

So, another work poo. Crummy lighting. I think this would have have been a nice looking poo at home. Oh well. Back to my regular schedule, dropping the load about 0730. Not much else to say.

eNjoy.

3: September: Tuesday sumperdump.

So back at work, so that means, work poo. And that means work lighting. Sigh. Not too much to be done about that. Not a spectacular poo, but it's still poo.

eNjoy.

2 September: Monday Labor Day whorphinzank.

Back it home, day off because of Labor Day. Woke up, and guess what? I had to poo! First thing in the morning. Vacation, or at home--the poo never stops. I poo, and I poo and I poo. But I guess that's good, because how else would I get poo pics for this blog?

eNjoy.

1 September: Sunday vurgleknump.

Last day at the beach. Sad day. Had to be out of the condo by 10. Pooed right after I woke up, about 7. Shit a big, solid brick. I'm not sure what that means. It means "goodbye beach." Goodbye beach poo.

eNjoy.

31 August: Saturday floggums.

Last full day at the beach. So this poo is kind of sad. I had flushed the toilet before I sat down so water was still flowing into the bowl, creating a rotation. Which caused the poo to rotate, and made it hard to get the pic. But eventually those globbers floated into just the right position. What I don't go through to get the best poo pics for my readers.

eNjoy.

30 August: Friday florginch.

So, still at the beach and still pooing. Poo rocks! This one is a tender little, arty little poo. You can see the fine texture at the top of the dome.

eNjoy.