29 August: Thursday blurgamorg.

Still on beach holiday. Still pooing up a storm. Poos are coming right after I wake up. Sometimes before my first cup of coffee. This poo was a nice, solid, wraparound log.

eNjoy.

28 August: Wednesday chorklets.

Here I am, staying at the beach on holiday. And having some nice poos. But the bathroom I'm using to poo has a very small, steep central reservoir. So three poos fall to the bottom of the bowl. And they're sinkers lately. Wednesday's poo  did have some floaters so they were pretty interesting.

eNjoy.

27 August: Tuesday gluntershcaub.

So, second day at the beach, on "holiday," and I'm pooing up a storm. When I'm in vacation I eat anything I want. I carb it up pretty good. And I drink beer every day. So on vacation, they is no shortage of poo! This day was no exception.

eNjoy.

26 August: Monday beach poo.

Didn't poo Sunday (I guess, I'm not absolutely sure. There was nothing in my camera from Sunday), and I was getting ready to go on vacation. On "holiday" as the rest of the world says it. To the beach! Outer Banks, North Carolina. And this is my first beach poo!

eNjoy.

24 August: Saturday brunklescloober.

Fasted yesterday. Saw a move after work. Are a hot dog and popcorn. Ate BBQ last night. Catfish and rib tips. With bacon wrapped shrimp as an appetizer. And drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka. Then had cupcakes for dessert. And all that resulted in a spectacular poo pic. I got the old familiar rumblings BEFORE I started my first cup of coffee this morning. This giant load took a second and s half to come slithering out. This is a great poo pic. THIS pic is a winner. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

23: August: Friday frablurgump.

So, about 30 minutes after getting to work this morning, guess what happened? I had to poo! Another work poo. I tried framing in different angles to make sure the lighting was not as distracting. It worked--a little bit. Pretty good for a work poo. Kind of a cool looking poo.

eNjoy.

22 August: Thursday gormplepblued.

So I got to work Thursday and realized I did have my ID. Can't get though the door at work without your ID. So I had to drive all the way back home. I had planned on working out in the morning so I hadn't showered yet. So when I got home, I dropped this big fat poo, showered and drove all the way back to work. But I went back to work fresh. And, not to mention, the whole affair did produce a nice poo pic.

eNjoy.

21 August: Wednesday chertleslupher.

So, here we have a mid-week work poo. Dropped about 45 minutes after I got to work. Not a very exciting poo. Looks like a big chicken mcnugget. What do I always say? "They can't all be winners."

eNjoy.

20 August: Tuesday thirgumple.

Rare afternoon work poo. As anybody who follows this blog knows, I usually poo in the mornings. Not Tuesday. This impressive load came after lunch. I guess it was a little shy. And a pretty good poo pic. Good times.

eNjoy.

19 August: Monday bulbousglot.

Beginning of the work week work poo. Kind of a big, soft glob. A big blurb. A glorp. A big gooey ball of plop.

eNjoy.

18 August: Sunday rubbleblurp.

So, three sips into my morning coffee I had to poo. Despite my late poo yesterday. Ah well, the poo, she never stops. But that's why you keep coming, right?

eNjoy.

17 August: Saturday double glomperwurm.

So, feasted on Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets last night. And ate pita and hummus. And drank vodka. Lots of vodka. And watched Avengers: End Game on Blu-ray. Good times. Three sips into my first cup of coffee this morning and I had to poo! What a surprise! Not an exciting poo, but still poo! And that's why you're here!

Second poo came later in the evening. After I worked out. After my shower. Yep, I felt the familiar rumbling WHILE I was in the shower. 10 minutes after I dried off, I had to poo. So, I was fresh for 10 minutes. And then I wasn't.

eNjoy.

16 August: Friday fuhlgerbrind.

So, I crapped as soon I got to work this morning. Pretty standard poo pic. But if you look at the top, you can barely see the remnants of toilet paper that had been sitting in the bowl. Sometimes I'm there first one to use the toilet in the morning, and there's a fine cloud of toilet paper that's been sitting in the bowl all night. Usually I flush it, but I didn't see it this morning. It makes my turd look like it has a gray afro! 

eNjoy.

15 August: Thursday norbinmolp.

Worked out at the gym at work. In the morning before starting work. Then showered and went to my desk. And then had to poo. Yep. The poo waited until after I worked out, and then showered, and THEN it decided it was time. Idiot poo. Idiot colon. Sometimes the timing just doesn't work out.

eNjoy.

14 August: Wednesday jlimmercumper.

Mid week work poo. Bad lighting, but another art poo pic. Nice grainy, well-textured poo pic.

eNjoy.

12 August: Monday bloobervrimp.

So, had a day off Monday, and had a nice morning poo! Kind of an interesting, splurgy mess. Need I say more? I went and had a giant salad at Ruby Tuesday for lunch and then had to promptly crap. Again. Big salads do it to me every time. No pic of the post salad crap though. Was in the restroom of Ruby Tuesday and I didn't have my phone. The one poo pic will have to do.

eNjoy.

11 August: Sunday schlomungster.

So, I ate sushi last night. And seaweed salad. Which was surprisingly good. And it certainly made for an interesting poo. It's darker with interesting striations. Nice pic.

eNjoy.

10 August: Saturday glumperwabble.

So, I didn't poo on Wednesday. Them I shit FOUR TIMES on Thursday (the second poo was actually a pretty good poo but I didn't have my phone with me), including a dumper right before I went to sleep. Then I didn't poo at all on Friday. So, after two sips of coffee this morning, I had to poo. And, it's an interesting poo. A reddish splotch across the middle might be blood. Hmmm. Never a good thing. We'll have to see what develops.

eNjoy.

8 August: Thursday boinkerquint.

Didn't poo yesterday. Woke up a little early this morning and had a cup of coffee. And then the poo came! I sat down, unlimbered, and the poo just came pouring out. A big, ooey, gooey, pooey soft serve plop. And a really cool poo pic. This one's a keeper.

eNjoy.

6 August: Tuesday flurmdoucher.

So, pooed on Monday, but it came out completely liquid. Not a poo pic worthy of this blog. Tuesday's poo was a different story. Nice, big, long, solid log. Good effort, nice poo pic.

eNjoy.

4 August: Sunday spudnucker.

This was a Sunday LOG. I really had to push this bad boy out. And I knew it was going to be a log before I turned around to look. It felt hard coming out. Pointed at the end. Reminds me of the old joke: Why are your turds pointed? So your ass doesn't slap shut! 

eNjoy.

3 August: Saturday chloroblummer

I didn't poo on Friday. So Saturday's poo was a doozy. It felt like 13 pounds of shit fell out of my asshole. A big load. And a pretty cool poo pic.

eNjoy.

1 August: Thursday flimpernorgin.

This poo pic was taken at work. This is another of what I call an "art poo pic." Very clear pic... you can really see the nooks and crannies. Not a huge poo, but certainly a nice pic.

eNjoy.

31 July: Wednesday glubdumper.

Mid week work poo. Not exciting. Kind of "globular." Meh.

eNjoy.