29 Dec: Sunday floogprantle.

So, I drank beer and cider last night. And ate catfish fingers and chicken tenders from a local BBQ joint. Good stuff. And woke up to a big, fat poo pile this morning. Really, right after I took my first sip of coffee, I had to shit. And shit I did. Good poo pic. Nice, rich, ooey, gooey poo pile. I rate this poo an 8.

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28 Dec: Saturday sclomperjummin.

So, feasted on pizza last night, after fasting all day. So, I had to poo right after I made my coffee. And this is a big, giant dumper of a poo. This late 2019 poo is a winner. Hopefully it portends good poos for the new year. I rate this poo an 8 1/2.

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27 Dec: Friday flourgloit.

Another really slow, post Christmas holiday work day. Another slow day at the office. Which meant nobody was there, which meant a nice, quiet, relaxed dumper. This ploop came out in a big plop. An ooey, gooey poo plooper. 

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26 Dec: Thursday klorbungle.

Work day, day after Christmas. The office was empty. And sure enough, 30 minutes after I got to work, I had to poo. The day before, Christmas day, I feasted, so this poo was big. I mean, a big gooping glopper. A big, brown, dumping dopper. An ooey gooey, fluffy flopper. 

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25 Dec: Christmas day schlaborple.

I woke up Christmas day, for a cup of coffee and has a nice poo! I ate chili last night for Christmas Eve dinner, and then had some eggnog. And that made for one of my cool, bicolored poo. I rate this poo a 7 1/2.

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24 Dec: Tuesday forkergint.

Day off today, the day before Christmas. The sips into my coffee, I had to poo. And I dropped a nice heathy load, as you can tell from the pic. This is a solid poo pic. Nice, ooey, gooey consistency. I rate this poo a 9. You're welcome.

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23 Dec: Monday prunchglooble.

Day off today. And started it off with a nice door. This load came in three quick bloops. But it was mostly soft and sinking. Not in the same league as the weekend poos. I rate this poo a 4.

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22 Dec: Sunday funklepoot.

So, I had to poo this morning before my first sip of coffee. Nice, big, fat loaf. Very nice poo. And it was poo with almost perfect consistency, as there was almost no residue on the wipe. I rate this poo an 8 1/2.

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21 Dec: Saturday klindermox.

So, dropped this load as soon as I woke up, before I started to drink coffee. Beautiful big, perfectly formed, golden loaf. They just don't get much better than this. I rate this poo a 9.

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20 Dec: Friday floerganmunk.

So, I ended up taking a second giant dump Wednesday evening. So, than means Thursday was a poo free day. But I did get a nice fat poo log Friday morning. This turd had a nice, textured look. Solid poo. I rate it a solid 7 1/2.

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18 Dec: Wednesday hmphervorg.

Do, mid week work poo. Sort of glumpy looking. Not much what to say. I rate this poo a 5.

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17 Dec: Tuesday gaxblimper.

Mid morning work poo. So, this is different in that it's an action shot. I forgot to cover the auto flush sensor on the toilet, so when I got up to take the pic, the toilet started to flush. I was able to take one picture as the flush started. You can tell because the water at the top and the right is starting to wrinkle. No rating as it's not a regular pic.

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16 Dec: Monday florblemumper.

Day off today. And I started off the day with a nice poo! This turd felt like a lot coming out of my bunghole. Interesting color. And funny how the light works. Two pictures of the same poo showed two completely different colors, after I clicked the filter on my phone. I generally choose the lighter pics color for the blog. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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15 Dec: Sunday sloathpopple.

So, yesterday was feast day. I ate McDonald's for breakfast, drank a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte, and ate chicken wings and onion rings for dinner. And as soon as I took a sip of coffee I had ploop this plop out. A big, fat, poo patty. Meh. Not exciting. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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14 Dec: Saturday clungerfroat.

Big, fat poo splat. Nice, light, creamy brown. Not much else to say. I feasted sausage and mushroom pizza and vodka last night. Not to mention sausage meatballs. Good stuff. I rate this poo a 6. 

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13 Dec: Friday double glaufoil.

So, end of the week. First poo came right after I woke up. And this poo is a winner. Nice, long, solidly formed log. And a good pic. I rate the first poo a solid 8. The second poo came later in the evening, before I started drinking in ernest. Not a good poo pic, but hey, they can't all be winners. I rate the second poo a 4.

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12 Dec: Thursday wasplincher.

Interesting work poo. Kind of fuzzy, grainy little chunklets. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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11 Dec: Wednesday double sclumaerble.

First poo came right after I woke up, before I showered. It took a little pushing. And it ended up an interesting poo pic. It isn't as big as it looks in the pic--it's kind of a little log. But a good pic. I rate it a 7 1/2. The second poo came about two hours after I got to work. Not as good a poo pic, but still poo! I rate it a 5. 

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10 Dec: Tuesday thurvlibble.

Work poo. And a nice, solid log. Unfortunately the lighting is horrible, which turned a potentially excellent poo pic into a mediocre one. I rate this poo at a 5 1/2. 

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9 Dec: Monday glaforfle.

Two work poo day. First came as soon as I got to work. Second came about half an hour before I left work. And the second poo wasn't soft, as my second poos usually are. First poo is a 6 1/2. Second is a 5 1/2.

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8 Dec: Sunday blubberstirp.

So, Sunday morning poo. Ate California Pizza Kitchen last night. Along with Taco Bell in the morning. And a pretty good poo this morning. Not a bad effort. Came two sips into my first cup of coffee. And came sliding right out. Like most other days. I rate this poo a solid 8. 

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7 Dec: Saturday clumyurble.

Regular Saturday morning poo. Feasted as usual Friday night, and that usually makes for good Saturday poo. And today didn't disappoint. Nice looking poo. Nice, dark brown, creamy texture. I rate this poo an 8. 

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6 Dec: Friday splunkfundle.

Dropped this load before right before  I got into the shower, getting ready to go to work. That's always fun because I don't have to wash my hands. But get this: I wiped with a wet wipe, wiped again with toilet paper, and then got into the shower and washed my ass. And I STILL ended up with that itchy, incomplete wipe feeling about an hour after I got to work. I had to wipe again. I don't know why that happens. I'm getting older, maybe my anal sphincter is starting to relax and ooze small amounts of soft stool. I can't figure out why I end up with that itchy, incomplete wipe feeling so often. Sigh. In going to start using wet wipes every time I wipe to see in that makes a difference. Good looking poo pic though. Sort of glumpy and solid looking. I rate it a 7. 

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5 Dec: Thursday broimpinztel.

This poo woke me up at 3:45 AM!! Out of a sound sleep. It just decided it was time to come out. What an asshole. I took the dump and the pic in complete darkness because I wanted to go back to sleep and I was afraid a light would wake me up more. I shouldn't have bothered because I couldn't get back to sleep after the dump. So I had no idea what this poo was going to look like. Kind of a plop. Not impressive. Oh well. I rate this a 4. 

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4 Dec: Wednesday vorkbonder.

So, I went back to the fancy hotel Wednesday, but dropped this load at home before I went in the morning. Interesting pic in that most of the poo was submerged except for a little nub. That's where I angled the flash so you can't see the spot of light. Sometimes it just works out that way.

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3 Dec: Tuesday plubberdork.

So, I held the poo in Tuesday morning. Work Tuesday was at a conference at a really big, fancy hotel.l with very nice restrooms. This is fancy hotel poo. And it not a bad looking poo. I rate it  7. What say you?

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2 Dec: Monday klortchpul.

Another early morning poo, again on my day off! Will the poo not let me rest? It just comes whenever the hell it wants to. Very inconsiderate. At least it's a pretty good poo pic. I rate this poo a 6. 

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1 Dec: Sunday plorkinspump.

So, started off the week with an early morning poo. This poo woke me up, on my day off! And it came out as phulmp. Not an impressive poo. I rate this a 3 1/2. 

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30 Nov: Saturday sloberjickle.

So, I feasted yet again yesterday on turkey and stuffing. Working from home, I actually made a delicious toasted turkey, stuffing and cranberry sandwich. Yum. Ate crab and cheese dip with tortilla chips in the evening. And as always, drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka for liquid refreshment.  And this morning's poo was truly special. A really nice looking turd. Floaty and magnificent. I need to eat turkey and stuffing more often. I rate this poo an 8 1/2. 

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29 Nov: Friday flumpolger.

So, yesterday was Thanksgiving and I feasted. Turkey and oyster stuffing and all of the trimmings. That's what we Americans do on Thanksgiving, we eat. And I ate. And drank. (Although after the huge meal, I absolutely could not catch a buzz. But oh well.) The turkey was fried and delicious. The stuffing and sweet potatoes were delicious. And the poo all of that food contributed to is pictured below. Post Thanksgiving day binge poo. Not a bad poo pic. I rate it an 8.

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28 Nov: Thanksgiving day fluffermoink.

Started off the big feast day (off) with a big fat poo plop. Take a look at all of that ooey, gooey goodness. The poo is a nice, tidy, uniform deep brown. Nice consistency, nice fluffiness! I rate this poo a solid 8. What say you?

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27 Nov: Wednesday agglomper.

Mid week work poo, day before Thanksgiving. This poo took just a little bit of a push. And then sank to the bottom of the bowl. This was a substantial poo, but you can't really tell. I think I might try sitting closer to the edge so the poo plops on the ledge instead of sinking into the bowl. I'll keep you posted. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

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26 Nov: Tuesday gloopcorming.

Tuesday work poo. Kind of interesting with the light reflections. Kind of multi-colored poo. Not bad. I rate this solid 6.

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25 Nov: Monday wringleporper.

Started off the Thanksgiving holiday week at work with a nice poo! This one I actually had to push out. Normally they just slide right out with no prompting required. This one was a little shy--had to be coaxed. Not a bad looking little poo. Another curlicue. I rate this a 6 1/2.

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24 Nov: Sunday proibbleyunter.

Yesterday was cheat day, so on those days I typically eat anything I want. I drank beer while watching college football and ate a Popeye's Chicken sandwich. You know, the one people have been standing in line for? The sandwich that prompted a stabbing death in Maryland! It was a good sandwich, buy not all that good. Not worth getting stabbed over. It did help produce this ooey, gooey poo pie. I rate it a 5 1/2. 

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23 Nov: Saturday stubbuppling.

Ate pizza and wings Friday night and drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka--my favorite Friday meal. And that usually produces a pretty robust poo Saturday morning. This poo was not what I would call robust. But better than the poos from the beginning of the week. A nice rich brown and lots of plump firmness. I give this solid 6 1/2.

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22 Nov: Friday yoodlescimbid.

End of the week. And I pooed at work! Imagine! Almost never a day without poo! The poo just keeps coming and coming. This was not a bad poo. Interesting pic. Wasn't sure what to expect as it babe out all in a rush. Kind of a poo curlicue. 

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21 Nov: Thursday glommuppins.

Getting toward the end of the work week. These little ploobles look like fuzzy little commas. Fair to middling poo. I rate it a 5 1/2.

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20 Nov: Wednesday claybrummle.

Mid week work glumple. Solid poo, a little bulkier, and a little chunkier. Not a bad effort. I rate this a solid 6 1/2. What say you?

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19 Nov: Tuesday dorginfarz.

Morning work poo. Kind of little potato like lumpkins, sitting on the bottom. I rate this poo a 5. What say you?

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18 Nov: Monday morglejimple.

Started off the work week with an impressive, fuzzy little gorple. Urgh. Sorry. I rate this a 3 at best 

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17 Nov: Sunday gloafmogle.

So, I pooed before I took my first sip of coffee. This poo was just impatient to come out. So I obliged and seelt it free. Not spectacular. Kind of big and brown and "loafish." Ah well. I give it a 6.

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16 Nov: Saturday glurmdumple.

So, I feasted on a cheesesteak sandwich with fries and fried mushrooms. Also drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka. Yum. And that made for a nice looking poo this morning. This is A LOT poo. Felt like everything but the kitchen sink came out of my bunghole. And it's a great poo pic. A nice, uniform deep brown. You can really see the ooey, gooey goodness. I give this poo a solid 8. What say you?

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15 Nov: Friday klugglemoke.

Morning work poo came 30 minutes after I got to work. Interesting poo in that just a little tiny part was above water, and that's where I made sure the flash was directly over, so I didn't get a flash reflection. What I don't do to get you the good poo pics! I'm always working hard to make sure you get the best poo. I rate this poo a sold 6 1/2. What say you?

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14 Nov: Thursday goblavian.

I crapped 3 times Wednesday, so Thursday's poo didn't come until the afternoon. And kind of an interesting looking poo. For a work poo. The angle is a little different, but the pic of sharp, so you can really see the texture of the poo. Looks a little crinkly to me. I rate it a solid 6. What say you?

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13 Nov: Wednesday plorblewusp.

So I shat this out about an hour after I got to work. Not exciting. Maybe a little fuzzy? Not much else to say. I rate it a 4. 

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12 Nov: Tuesday tumplopper.

Early morning poo. Came before I showered--always a good thing. Kind of darker and gloopier. I rate it a 5. What say you?

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