First (relatively) normal crap since Monday. Yep, I've been shitting liquid since Tuesday. Last Wednesday, the day after my (assumed) food poisoning episode, I didn't shit at all. And since that, I only shit liquid. So today was a good day. Whew.
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So, I had raw oysters Monday. Almost three dozen. Tuesday morning I woke up and was fine. I pooed early, but didn't get a pic because it was not exciting. About 9 am, I got a rumbling in my tummy. Didn't feel quite right. Spent the rest of the day shitting. I probably shit 12 times. It was grueling. Toward the end of the day, I was shitting clear liquid. I was shitting piss. More later.
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Second beach poo. Soft poo. Unexceptional. Last poo you'll see for a while. Too bad it wasn't a better poo. More later.
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Got to the beach Saturday, pooed on Sunday. Nice little chunklets. Not a bad first effort, for a first beach poo.
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About to head to the beach Saturday on vacation. Or as folks from Europe works say: holiday. Dropped an interesting little poo before I left.
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Dropped a couple of turds Friday. Oddly enough, the second poo, dropped at home, was better than the first one, dropped early morning, at work. You just never can tell.
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Dropped this poo right after I got to work. Not a bad effort for a work effort.
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Early this morning, this blog went over 200K page views. I'm not sure how long it will take to get to 300K paste views, but I'll keep at this until we so get there.
Thanks.
I didn't 💩 at all on Friday, after 💩ing twice on Thursday. Sometimes it works out that way. But look at the 💩I dropped this morning. A thing of beauty. Truly. Perfectly shaped, long, uniformly colored log. And if you're familiar with this blog, you know I don't normally do 💩s like this. I'm going to start calling the truly impressive 💩s "flurms." Had a nice sound to it.
On another note, my blog will go over 200K page views this weekend. Probably today. It's a milestone. It took my far less time to get to 200K than it did to get to 100K. And I owe it all to my readers. Thank you.
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I actually 💩 twice on Thursday. First time was at the gym, at work, right after I worked out, and before I showered. But I didn't have my phone. And it was A NICE looking 💩. Sometimes it just works out that way. Nice 💩, no phone.
Second 💩 was a second 💩. So not very 💩agenic. What are you going to 💩. No 💩 pics but I had to relate your story.
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💩 pic from work. Not terribly exciting. But, it's still a 💩 pic. And that's why we're all here, right? 👍
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💩 twice on Tuesday. First time at home, right before I got in the shower--always a good thing! But, as I told you in a previous post, even after wiping and showering, I still up ending up with that itchy feeling at work. Had to go to the bathroom and wipe. But that only seems to happen when I shower right after I 💩. Second poo was at work. No shower, so no second wipe. 🙄🙄
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Day off on Monday. And had a nice day off poo. It was at home, in the bathroom in the middle level, so it's a fairly nice pic.
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So, I drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka last night. (Try it. You'll like it.) And had a nice poo this morning. Not a terrifically exciting poo pic, but better than some!
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Very nice, ooey, gooey poo pic. Saturdays usually yield excellent poo pics. And this Saturday was no exception.
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So, late another early morning poo. Dropped this load at home, before I showered. And kind of an interesting poo pic. As I've said before, it's always a good thing to poo BEFORE you shower. So you don't have to walk around with a poopy ass. Of course, it doesn't always work out that way.
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Another work poo pic. But this pic is actually pretty good. I actually dropped this load in the gym, at work, before I worked out. So, I crapped, worked out, showered, and went to work fresh. Always a good thing.
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Actually pooed twice Monday, but I didn't get the pictures. Tuesday's poo was a rare afternoon poo. Not spectacular, but not a bad pic.
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Had a cup of coffee this morning, and sat down for a nice April Fool's day poo. But this poo is no prank. This poo is the real deal. A nice big gloppy, gooey mess.
Then had to poo again in the afternoon after eating a 5 Guy's cheeseburger. Actually, it was a double bacon cheeseburger. I wonder what my poo will look like tomorrow.
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Sat down for a nice beginning of the weekend poo. And not a bad poo pic. Really. Turd was fairly firm,a nice coiling log.
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So I had nice double poo Friday. Double poos, and pretty good pics. I dropped the first poo before I left for work, which means I showered right afterward. And stayed fresh. Until my next poo after lunch. Second poo was soft, but not completely liquid, as most of my second poos are.
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