Last day of a long weekend. And another really sweet poo pic. I really only get this kind of pic at home. I just wish I could time my poo cycle so that I crap really in the morning, before I go to work, or after I come home from work. Still working on it.
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Second day of a long weekend. Had a nice poo. And got a nice poo pic. This is a really good poo pic. You can clearly see all of the creamy goodness in this pic. Once again, you're welcome.
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So, I missed a couple of days, and then I didn't crap a couple of days. No poo pics. Sorry about that, lads. That's the way it goes. Sometimes you don't get the poo pics you really want. Saturday's load wasn't as substantial as I thought it would be considering I didn't crap for two days prior. I'll try to do better.
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Last day of the long weekend. Celebrated with a nice poo. Another pretty good poo pic. Not really much else to talk about.
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Saturday morning home poo. Started off the long three day holiday weekend with a nice poo. Finally a good pic, because I'm at home.
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End of the week work poo. Lousy picture. Crummy fluorescent lighting glare in the pic. Sorry.
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So, I didn't crap Thursday. So I was expecting a big poo Friday. So I pooed at work, shortly after getting to work. Unfortunately, you can't really tell if it's big or not because it's a lousy picture. Again, I blame the overhead, florescent lighting. The glare really interferes with seeing the poo.
Interestingly, I wiped FOUR times after crapping. And I still, STILL felt that itchy feeling of not getting a good wipe an hour later. So at the gym, during lunch, I wiped before working out, and the was indeed fecal residue. What do I have to do to get a good wipe? Use sandpiper? Spend 30 minutes wiping my ass after crapping? I guess I really do have to reevaluate my wiping process.
If anybody has any suggestions, please feel free to submit them as comments. I'm serious folks. Ugly, nasty or sarcastic comments will be deleted.
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Back to work this day. The pics at work never come out as well because of the overhead, florescent lighting. But this I've isn't too bad.
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Day off today. Pretty good, morning poo. I filtered this pic using my cell phone's photo software. Came out a little browner, a little sharper. It works.
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Nice Sunday poo. Nice picture. In the log at the top, you can see orangeish streaks, representing what I have no idea. Nice poo pic.
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Drank beer the night before. And ate pizza. And that made for a big, stinking, pile of poo. Great picture. Great texture. You can really see the nooks and crannies. Always helpful that the toilet I use at home is shallow in the front, and usually catches the poo and holds it above the water.
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Very early morning poo. Taken before I left for work. Kind of soft and nubbly.
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Two views, two pics, with the filter on my camera phone set to different color schemes. In the first pic, you can see a nugget of corn from the previous day's burrito bowl. Always a treat!
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Worked from home Wednesday. Mid morning took a break too have a nice poo. I used the color filter on the phone camera software to make the poo a little more colourful that it actually was. The original pic was darker, not very exciting.
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So, I'm brushing my teeth before work, and I felt like I could poo. Which is good. So I pooed, wiped, and jumped right into the shower. As I've said several times in this blog, it's always good to shower right after you poo. You can wash your ass, and go to work fresh.
But I got to work, and 30 minutes later, I got that itchy feeling you get when when you don't get a good wipe. So I went to the bathroom and wiped. Sure enough, there was still poo residue. After I wiped AND showered, after pooing. Some seriously tenacious poo residue. Makes me think I have to rethink my poo wiping process. (Because after all, I am a 'process' guy! ;)
Another poo in the afternoon. Busy day for my ass. I used sandpaper to wipe after the second poo, to absolutely make sure I got it all. Kidding. But the sentiment was there.
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Day after the Superbowl. Drank a lot of beer during the game yesterday. And I had a fairly regular poo the next day. So, more beer=normal poo. So, I need to start drinking more beer! Problem solved!
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It's Superbowl Sunday! And I started off the day with nice poo! And today's poo was a nicely formed log. Rich, brown color. Really good poo pic. Again, the Pixel 2 took another great pic. Got those looking for a really good camera on your smart phone, I highly recommend the Pixel 2.
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Big, stinking pile of poo. A big, gooey glorp. Nothing to write home about, but but a bad poo pic. I'm loving the camera on my new Pixel 2 phone.
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So, missed a couple of days' poo pics, and then didn't crap Wednesday and Thursday. Don't know what's up with this not shitting for two days stuff. Usually I'm as regular as clockwork.
Friday's pic was a work poo pic. Another submerged poo turd. And you can see a big hair on the surface of the water. Have no idea where that came from.
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Had the day off today, and had a nice poo! But not a good poo pic. This one came out in three quarters of a second. A big gooey slurp. Mostly loose, and submerged. A ooey, glooey, soupy mess.
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This bad boy came out in a glop. But Sunday poo pile. Not like the log that came out the day before, but not a bad pic. Big steaming poo pile.
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So, I didn't crap Thursday or Friday. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. No turds.i didn't feel backed up. Just no poo. So, Saturday morning rolls around, and I get the old familiar rumbling. And this is what I ended up with. No poo for three days, and up thought it end up with a bigger load. Ah well. N Brenner's can't be choosy, right.
Is is a fairly well formed poo, and it's a pretty good poo pic.
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