27 Jan: Tuesday togs.

Working from home again today. After my first cup of coffee, I had to poo. And I pooed some serious logs. Ha! As you well know, my poos tend to be much softer. So logs are a welcome change.

eNjoy.

26 Jan: Monday Flurge.

So, drank a lot of beer and ate a lot of shit this past weekend. And had done pretty good poos. Worked from home today...So I slept later than I normally do. I woke up when it was time to poo. And poo I did. My poos will not be denied. They are...super poos.

eNjoy.

25 Jan: Sunday sludge.

So, I cheated all day Saturday, and, drank a lot of beer. And ate pizza. Pretty standard cheat day poo.

 

eNjoy.

 

 

24 Jan: Saturday Beer glurmph.

So, as is my custom, I fasted Friday until 6PM, and then I drank beer. I drink beer only on Friday evenings and Saturdays. If I drank beer every day, I'd weigh 600 pounds. So I limit my consumption. And this is pretty standard beer poo. Kind of soft, like soft-serve ice cream. The picture isn't as good as it looked on my phone. Oh well.

 

eNjoy.

 

23 Jan: Friday florg.

So, regular Friday....didn't poop until I got to work. So, not fresh, until noon, when I went to the gym.

But, then the problem remains, I've been in underwear that is now not fresh. So I decided to wear the briefs I'd been wearing at work, and after I showered, I'd use the fresh briefs I'd planned to work out in. And it worked. I worked out, showered, washed my ass, and dressed in clothes and fresh briefs. and I was "fresh" when I went back to work.

 

(I normally wear boxer-briefs to work and regular briefs to work out in. Today, I had only briefs--I was out of boxer briefs. Generally I prefer boxer-briefs to walk around in as I find they don't crawl up my ass as much as regular briefs. I don't do regular boxer shorts--at all. They bunch up, and DO NOT provide any kind of support.)

 

eNjoy.

 

21 Jan: Wednesday, this and that.

So, I pooed twice today. No pics. Once was in the gym, just before my workout, and I didn't have my phone. To bad, that poo was a nice big log.  Second time was later in the evening. I had my phone, but the poo was unimpressive. Mostly liquid chunklets.

Sorry to disappoint.

20 Jan: Tuesday back to work schmortz.

So, after a long weekend, it's back to work. I woke up at my normal 5 am and had a cup of coffee and watched the local news. As I headed up to take a shower, I felt the familiar rumbling. As I brushed my teeth, and ran hot water in the shower, I realized the poo was coming. And poo I did. Just before I got in the shower. So I was able to wash my ass. And went to work fresh. Always a good thing.

eNjoy.

19 Jan: Monday day off sphorg.

Had the day off today. Took a nice poo.

eNjoy.

18 Jan: Second Sunday florgy.

Second poo. Ass is getting a little tender...I've crapped and wiped 5 times in the last 36 hours. My ass burned a little...must have eaten something hot yesterday.

eNjoy.

18 Jan: Sunday glurmph.

So, after my poo holiday, I pooed my brains out yesterday, had a full cheat day, and was expecting a good poo this morning. And I got a good poo...after a lot of farting. Twice I got up to poo, only to cut two serious feats...releasing the gas, and relieving the pressure. I pooed about 2 hours after I woke up.

eNjoy.

17 Jan: 3 poo Saturday phlorg

So, I've been out of town on business all week. The last time I crapped before Saturday was the previous Sunday. That's 6 days since having a poo. 6 days! I didn't feel constipated, so I really didn't know what was going on. I did fast a couple of those days, but still--6 days? So, I got home Friday evening, and did what I do on Friday--drink beer. Several beers. I also ate snacks. So I knew Saturday was going to be a poo day. And a big day it was. I pooed 3 times, within 3 hours of waking up. As you can see below, the poo wasn't hard....I wasn't constipated. So, whatever.

eNjoy.

11 Jan: Sunday glurp.

Yesterday was a full cheat day. Nice poo.

I got a comment the other day from somebody starting a new poo blog: www.talesfromtherim.blogspot.com. It just started, he says it won't be as graphic as mine, but it looked pretty funny. Somebody who appreciates a good poo as much as we do. Billy says, check it out.

eNjoy.

10 Jan: Saturday flirg.

So, last night was cheat night. And cheat I did. And this nice poo is the result.

eNjoy.

9 Jan: Friday frilg.

So, Friday, pre fast, and back to the ploop. This was after I got to work, and after I showered, so now I'm not fresh. I work out at lunch, so I'll be fresher after that.

eNjoy.

8 Jan: Thursday blorg.

So, this poo was a little different. For the most part, my poos are soft plops. not today. This was a long, hard, log. Felt like I was shitting for 20 minutes. I really did give birth to this baby. And, I had to pinch it off, because it wasn't ploopping right out. Which of course means I had to wipe for 5 hours to get my as clean. What I don't do to get my bowels clear.

eNjoy.

7 Jan: Wednesday, big steaming ploop.

I hadn't crapped since Monday. So I had a big one brewing. So after dinner Wednesday, while watching a movie on Amazon, I had to poo. Put the movie on pause, and took a big steaming soft serve dump. Looked a little darker than normal...interesting. This is what 2 days of fasting and going low carb will do.

eNjoy.

5 Dec: Monday mylge.

So, I woke up this morning, had cup of coffee, and I had to poo! So...gross story. I'm in the master bathroom, and I poo. I stand up, before I wipe, to take the pic. I put the phone down, and I immediately jumped into the shower. (I turned on the water so it would get hot while pooed. It's all abou the timing.) I repeat...pooed, took the pic, and got into the shower. I forgot to wipe. I realized this when I started to wash my ass. I inspected my soapy fingers, and found poo. Kind of gross. But I was in the shower. I just washed everything off. So...I went to work fresh. Always nice.

eNjoy.

4 Jan: Sunday slurge.

So, Sunday after a full cheat day. Actually, the last several days have been full cheat days. Duo my poos have been fairly consistent. With the beginning of the new year, I'm going to be cutting way back on calories and carbs. We'll see how out affects my poos. Can't wait.

eNjoy.

3 Jan: Saturday splurph.

So, I fasted yesterday, until about 6:30 pm, as is my habit on Friday. I went to the gym, at about 5, and when I got home, I drank beer. I ate lobstercakes and pretzel dogs. And lots of beer always mashes for a good poo. With the new camera you can really see the nooks and crannies of my poo. Thanks Samsung!

eNjoy.

2 Jan: Friday glormph.

So, I was up late last night, and I slept in this morning. Later than I've slept in a long time. As soon as I woke up, I had to poo. Pretty juicy poo too. Drank a lot of beer last night. This really is a beer phlork.

eNjoy.

1 Jan: Thursday, New Year's Day, thulk.

So, this is what poo looks like after a New Year's Eve party. Drank beer and rum and ate a lot of shit. Doesn't look a lot different than normal poo. Still, a pretty nice phlurd.

eNjoy.