Sunday poo meme

27 July: Sunday smarkingjunion.

Woke up and immediately had to poo. Don't pass go. Don't collect $200. And this is a pretty serious poo. Fifth day on antibiotics. Poos have been impressive whilst on antibiotics. Who knows? Maybe it's good to reset the gut microbiome every once in a while? Probably not. This is a serious log, folks. And very light in color. Good poo pic. 

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26 July: Saturday plorfenstoober.

Back at home. Fourth day on antibiotics. Slashed toe is okay....no sign of an infection. Thank God. I've been reading about horrible flesh eating bacterial infections people in Florida and Maryland have been getting from sea water and brackish water. Vibrio vulnificus. Aeromonas hydrophila. So far the antibiotics seem to have firmed up my poos. This is another good one. Brown and beefy. Good poo pic 

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25 July: Friday blumpquidny.

Starting my third day of antibiotics, and watching my poo for changes. And this is a change. Big, beefy loaves. Different color. This poo is definitely a change for me. I'll be on antibiotics for another week. Should be an interesting poo journey. 

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24 July: Thursday plorplechumny.

Still on mini-holiday, staying at an Airbnb. Airbnb poo. Ha! This is a plorp of poo. A plop. A splortle. Ooey, gooey plooey splortness. Interestingly, I began taking (prophylactic) antibiotics the day before because I slashed my toe own on an oyster shell in warm, brackish water. That's going to play havoc with my gut microbiome, so I was curious what my poo would look like. Now we now. 

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23 July: Wednesday spunkinblinch.

First full day of our little holiday, staying at an Airbnb, on the water. Dropped this load not long after waking and taking a stroll on the dock. Big, solid load. Only pooed once yesterday, even after driving after eating a Wendy's lunch. Thought I'd have to detour and stop to poo, but the poo didn't happen.. So, big load today. Felt good as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. There you go 

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22 July: Tuesday jumpkinbroyce.

Going on a mini-holiday today, to the Chesapeake Bay. Spend some time on the water. So this is my last home poo for a couple of days. Not a bad effort. Comma loaflet on the top and a glorp on the bottom. Corn, maybe? Not sure, but it looks like it. Been a while since I've eaten corn though. How long does corn persist in the colon? Wrong answers only, in the comments. 

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21 July: Monday clunksterfossing.

Started off the work week by dropping a dollop. A plurb and a dollop. Pooey and creamy, I guess? Not exciting. But, as I always say, it's still poo. An that's what you're here for, right? 

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Sunday poo meme.

20 July: Sunday clorchemdrumny.

Slept in this morning. After waking I made a cup of coffee. Two sips in, I had to poo. Fairly standard loaflets. Bi-colored, always cool. And PUNGENT. Good way up start off the week. Good stuff.

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19 July: Saturday chonksprundle.

Crapped three times the day before, so I wasn't sure I'd poo today. I shouldn't have worried. Woke up a little later than I normally do, and I had to poo before my first sip of coffee. Good looking poo, and a pretty good poo pic. Definitely chonky. Couple of different colors going here, always fun. 

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18 July: Friday pluffwincter.

Dropped this plorkin an hour after waking. Kind of ..plopty. Get it? I then ate a giant salad at Ruby Tuesday and crapped twice more. First salad in a while--my tummy was churning! And gurgling. This poo was kind of cool. Definitely a plorpers. It works. 

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17 July: Thursday forchplundle.

Splopple of poo. A splortle. A splat. Not exciting. I almost didn't blog about it. But I figured it was still poo. So, here it is. Splat. Good.

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15 July: Tuesday plonchingspunion.

So, nice pile of poo. Yes indeed. And, if you look carefully, you can see corn! Yep, the night before we had corn on the cob. Again. Purchased at a farm stand out in the country. So, country corn poo. Pretty special. Other than that, the poo of kind of--glumpy. But still poo. There you go.

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14 July: Monday horplespoogin.

Pooing at home, enjoying the summer of Bill. Interesting long poo, almost like it's two different poos spliced together. Chunky loaflets on top, and glunchy on the bottom. Pretty cool. And it's poo!

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13 July: Sunday glunkenscribert.

Funky little Sunday poo. Definitely glunky. And a little bit funky. Not the biggest, not the best, but a good effort. Thank you, colon. You never fail to produce the poo. 

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12 July: Saturday double chudnyscormer.

So, back home from holiday, pooing in my regular toilet. First poo dropped shortly after my first sip of coffee. Meh, not exciting. But pungent. Second poo came after my slice of pizza lunch. Second poo was just as unexciting as the first, but just as pungent. Poo is pungent. Poo is poo. 

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10 July: Thursday plumbjumpty.

On a brief holiday and staying in an AirB&B. So this is  AirB&B poo. You can tell because the lighting is off. Pooed give hours before this, but I didn't get the snap. Vacation poo. But usually exciting. But it's poo. Glumpy poo, but still poo. 

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9 July: Wednesday stupchumple.

As you can see, I had corn in the cob last night. Again. And that means corn poo. Again. Good thing, right? Corn poo is always fun. And this is fun poo. Funny and corny? Punny. And Bjorny? I don't know. But a good poo pic. 

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8 July: Tuesday fromplechunion.

Dropped a dollop as soon as I woke up. And you can see leftover corn from Friday's July 4th cookout. Pretty cool. Corn definitely sticks around. But it makes for pretty cool poo pics! 

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7 July: Monday spitzlergrumpet.

So on Monday, I decided to poo! Chunky and slinky poo. Blobbin and gorpy. Not exciting, but they can't all be exciting. But it's still poo. 

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6 July: Sunday bournospollion.

Big, fat Sunday dumpload. Had Qdoba tacos last night, and I had to poo first thing after waking today. Light colored, so very pungent. I still see some residual corn. Nice looking poo and a really good poo pic. 

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Saturday poo meme.

5 July: Saturday murphlechinster.

Day after 4th of July feast. Grilled burgers, potato salad and corn-on-the-cob. Yep. Corn. And this is an excellent example of corn poo. Nothing quite as fun as corn poo. There is leftover corn, so you will be seeing more corn poo in the next couple of days. So buckle up, it's going to be a corny weekend! 

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3 July: Thursday chomsplointly.

Didn't know if I'd poo this day because I crapped 3 times the day before. The last time a liquid squirt right before bed. I shouldn't have worried. This globster came mid-afternoon and was impressive. Bi-colored and globular. Impressive load and a good poo pic. 

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2 July: Wednesday heinkenfrumny.

A mid-week dollop of poo. And you can see corn! Corn from the burrito bowl I had for lunch the day before. Corn poo is always fun! Hello?!

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1 July: Tuesday horpgrinchler.

Dropped a little load on Tuesday. Kind of glorpy and--foamy? I see foam, bottom right. That's a first. Foam. Kinda weird, but kinda cool.

eNjoy.