Saturday poo meme.

31 May: Saturday sclamryjunion.

Back home. Pooing at home, always a good thing. Holiday is over. First home poo is definitely beefier. Good poo pic. Tomorrow I start prepping for my colonoscopy scheduled for Monday. Yep, I'm getting scoped Monday. As always, I will publish the results on Monday. Can hardly wait. 

eNjoy.

30 May: Friday frunionglime.

Last morning in the AirBNB. Going home. The poos here on holiday haven't been exciting. But the traffic to this blog is up. By a lot. The number one country visiting my blog? Singapore. Again. Why Singapore? It's happened before, and I don't get it. Yesterday, in second place, was Vietnam. Anybody from Singapore or Vietnam want to explain to me why you're countries are so into be l my blog? You can comment or send me an email. All emails sent to me are confidential.

eNjoy. 

28 May: Wednesday horvalgrunkter.

Still pooing at the AirB&B. Strange toilet, spotty lighting. Sort of hazy, gauzy looking poo. Meh. Sort of green, dark and shadowed. Like it's shy. Wants to stay hidden. That's okay, because I flushed it soon after. Problem solved. 

eNjoy.

27 May: Tuesday ploonjimner.

Taking a mini holiday, so this is AirB&B poo. On the beach. So also best poo. Different toilet. Sort of just okay. Meh. Seemed beefier coming out. But still poo, right? 

eNjoy.

26 May: Monday molchsporter.

Blopping poo to start out the week. What's 'blopping' you ask? I don't know, I just made it up. What do you think it means? Let me know in the comments. Ooey, gooey AND glumpty. Really glumpty. It's poo. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

25 May: Sunday borchinggunkle

Plop of poo. Glorp of poo. Meh. Not exciting. But I'm still pooing. Had to poo again two hours later. Don't know why it can't come out all at once. Because a person gets tired of all of the wiping. Still need to get that bidet. Damn. 

eNjoy.

24 May: Saturday hoogiasplotner.

Big, ooey, gooey load of flortle. I crapped twice more in the morning--completely liquid. This poo was a good start, but the subsequent poos show that my gut isn't entirely back to normal. Still a little unsettled. That's okay, problems happen. Poo is poo. And most poo is "normal." This was lighter colored which meant it was PUNGENT. It's poo. 

eNjoy 

23 May: Friday simpkenfruend.

One sip of coffee and I had to poo. Good looking poo. Working man's poo. Light colored and loaf-like. Big poo load, good poo pic. It works 

eNjoy.

22 May: Thursday splinkendspord.

Dropped this in the morning whilst drinking my first cup of coffee. Pooed, showered and hit the road. Was traveling all day. Only pooed once. Glad I want constantly pulling the car over to poo.  But this was a good poo. A nice little poo. Still poo. Still pooing. Pooing till I die 

eNjoy 

21 May: Wednesday chilbaportston.

Just a splobble of poo. Just a scrappy, cuddly goodle of poo. Again, not exciting. But it came out of my ass, so I'm accepting of it. Hey it's poo. And all poo ends up in the same place. If you think about, it doesn't have a long time to exist. It gets flushed into the system, where it loses form and becomes liquid. So being a poo is a short scenario. Appreciate it while it's here. 

eNjoy.

20 May: Tuesday hoptchspurrier.

Sort of just a splorch of poo. Not exciting.  Just a plorp of poo, with little poo flowers top right. Plorpers. Still poo. Still pooing. 

eNjoy. 

19 May: Monday molkjuntner.

This one felt more substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. I was a little disappointed when I turned around to take the picture. I pooed again a couple of hours later. Meh. It's still poo. And as we know: poo is poo. That's all needs to be. 

eNjoy.

18 May: Sunday brimerspornt.

Slept late this morning, and I had to poo as soon as I woke up. My first cup of coffee was brewing when squeezed this out of my bunghole. Not too bad an effort. Meaty and mealy. Good poo pic. It works.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

17 May: Saturday phoolquatcher.

Very cool poo. Crapped this out right after waking. Very light colored poo. Started off as a skinny log, and then finished as loaves. Interesting consistency. I think this poo is a winner. What do you think? 

eNjoy.

16 May: Friday splachlychord.

Strange looking poo. Bicolored poo is always fun, but these colors are very distinct. Dark and light. Not a normal looking poo, by any stretch. Glad I'm going in for a colonoscopy in two weeks. 

eNjoy.

15 May: Thursday cholputny.

Still pooing, still pooing. Still pooing multiple times a day, but it's not as bad as it was two weeks ago. My ass isn't as sore. This was a little blop of poo. Kind of--glunchy. Better word? Nah, that works. 

eNjoy. 

14 May: Wednesday churgsponion.

Middle of the week poo. A blorp and a log. Not exciting. But they all can't be exciting, right? I mean, I'm not Superman. But still poo. I still do poo. 

eNjoy.

13 May: Tuesday hooblestrangion.

Big fat dump load of poo. This poo got me out of bed, about 7 am. No work today, so I slept late. No alarm to wake me up. No matter, my poo let me know it was time to unload. Yesterday was good--only pooed once. I was surprised by that because I ate a lot. Went to bed with a full belly, and woke up with a full load, ready to go. Big, beefy poo. Good poo pic. This is what colon is capable of. Very proud of my colon. 

eNjoy.

12 May: Monday sclorgetubyons.

Monday morning work poo. Shuffled the schedule a bit and went into the office Monday. Had to crap almost immediately upon getting to my desk. Cute little floating loaflets. Crap lighting, but that's work. They look like little floating between pillows. Shit picture, but it works. 

eNjoy.

11 May: Sunday plorchgrunion.

Normal poo day yesterday... Only pooed once. I think I'm back to normal--it was a harrowing week and a half. Big fat load this morning. Thick and beefy. Reddish, but not too pungent. Normal. If poo can be normal. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

10 May: Saturday proobaflyncher.

Only crapped twice each of the last three days. My bunghole is very happy because it was getting sore from all if the wiping. Still need to get the bidet. This was a substantial load. Beefy and meaty--different than what I've been crapping. Orangish and pungent. Nice looking poo and a good poo pic. 

eNjoy. 

9 May: Friday jaflumkinstorp.

Chunklets in gravy. Well, no gravy. Not a bad effort. Still poo. Still pooing. Forever pooing. Forever poo. 

eNjoy. 

8 May: Thursday choomscudny.

Pooing at home. But pooing it's times a day. I think my gut microbiome is getting back to normal. Thank God. My ass was sore from the wiping. This poo was okay--little floating loglet upper right. Kinda cute. That's all. 

eNjoy.

7 May: Wednesday splobgobblin.

Wednesday poo, but not a work poo. Worked from home. Kind of ...glunchy? Broken up? My ass has had a hard time the last week and a half. Pooing multiple times a day. Getting better. Gastro doc said it was likely a bug. Going in for a colonoscopy in two weeks. I will, of course, let my faithful readers the result of the test. 

eNjoy.

6 May: Tuesday blumpkinjorn.

This poo is bloopy. Ooey and gooey. Dark and blurby. With a blort at the end. Job done.

eNjoy.

5 May: Monday harbglunchner

Guess what? Started off the work week with a poo. Not an exciting poo, but still poo. Kind of gooey and glunchy.

eNjoy. 

4 May: Sunday flotchgummion.

Only crapped twice yesterday. Thank God. Having to poop every time I ate was a big pain in the ass. Dropped this poo right after I woke up, before coffee. This was a hefty load ... Could feel that as it was sliding out of my bunghole. Hopefully the last one of the day. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme

3 May: Saturday brooganjiles.

So feeling a little better. Haven't been crapping a much as I did at the beginning of the week. I dropped this poo right after I woke up. Came before coffee. Pretty substantial load. Beefy. Not a bad looking poo. Makes the test of the week worth it. There you go. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

2 May: Friday froulchambine.

Still pooing multiple times a day. And my bunghole is still sore from the wiping. This one started as a log and finished as a pile. Happens a lot. Oh well. Not a bad poo pic. A little messy, but, hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.

30 April: Wednesday hortleblinchkin.

Wednesday work poo. Bad lightning, but I took the pic at an angle so it's not a bad shot. I had to hurry because I forgot to cover up the auto-flush sensor. I did manage three pictures before it flushed. Not a bad picture. Good contrast. It works. 

eNjoy.

29 April: Tuesday cloopsplootle.

Another pile of poo. Sunday, Monday and Tuesday were hard days on the old bunghole. I pooed 3-4 times a day. It sucked. And my bunghole was sore from the wiping. It seemed like every time I ate something it induced a poo. Take a bite of toast, and my bowel turned to water. Scheduled a visit to the gastro doc. See what he says. 

eNjoy.

28 April: Monday glotchkinsmorg.

Early work week dumper. Not an exciting poo. But still poo. And poo works. That's why you're all here, right? You're not here for the witty banter. So, poo it is. 

eNjoy.