My Daily Poo: April 2025

Sunday, April 27, 2025

27 April: Sunday double grunchblunion.

Big poo day. Crapped 4 times (at the time this is posted). First two were pooagenic. Second poos were liquid...induced by eating. Sucked. Bloody toilet paper. It was a raw day. Ass was raw. Poo pics were...pics. Live with it.

eNjoy.

Saturday, April 26, 2025

Saturday poo meme.

26 April: Saturday bloadusgroink.

Another big dump load. Big, beefy and PUNGENT. Another really pungent poo. And this poo has some interesting coloring. It's reddish toward the top. Good looking poo and a really good poo pic. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

25 April: Friday horblumchintz.

One of several poos Friday. None were very good. This is just a poo like, but still the best of the lot. Been doing a lot of wiping lately aso the ass is a little sore. Might go bidet shopping today. We'll see.

eNjoy.

24 April: Thursday double dump load.

Big day for poo. And these were two of the poos. Been pooing a LOT lately. 3, 4 times a day. Which means a lot of wiping. Which means a sore ass. Which means I need to get that bidet. Both loads were BEEFY. And pungent. Very pungent. But hey, it's poo. They're pungent sometimes.

eNjoy.

23 April: Wednesday hobgrumpholt.

Work poo. Terrible lighting. Standard for work. Best we can get in the restroom at work. But, it's still poo. We do what we can.

eNjoy.

22 April: Tuesday chomplesprunion.

This was a beefy poo. Came a little later in the morning. But the poo speaks for itself. What do you have to say for yourself, poo? You can leave a remark in comments. Go ahead: I dare you.

eNjoy.

21 April: Monday molchingspride.

Not an impressive poo. Kind of gloogy. Came right after I woke up. But it's still poo. Poo is poo. And I'm a poo blogger. There you go.

eNjoy.

Sunday, April 20, 2025

20 April: Sunday plurgebinket.

Crapped this while I was drinking coffee. Then crapped 45 minutes later, after breakfast. I crapped 4 times yesterday. It's getting to the point where every meal induces a poo. And that's a literal pain in the ass. Man that bidet can't get here soon enough.

eNjoy.

Saturday, April 19, 2025

Saturday poo meme.

19 April: Saturday pliddlesporgen.

Crapped this out right after waking, two sips into my first cup of coffee. Cool looking poo. Chunky and gloomy at the same time. It works. Interesting how the color changes in and out of the water. Good pic. This works. Go forth and poo!

eNjoy.

17 April: Thursday hobgromper.

Funny looking little poo. Looks like it's shooting us the finger. Impudent little poo. Probably knows it's about to be flushed. That's okay. Poo gets flushed. That's its job. Go bravely, little poo.

eNjoy.

16 April: Wednesday harbingsprundle.

Wednesday poo that's not work poo. Yes, I went into the office Wednesday, but I pooed before I went to work. Yep. I was lucky enough to poo before I got in the shower. So, I didn't have to wash my hands after pooing! Always fun! And I went into the office fresh. A lot going on with this poo. Many layers, many textures. I see corn on the left! One kernal. Corn poo, always fun!

eNjoy.

15 April: Thursday chunklegrumny.

Still pooing. Always pooing. Forever pooing. The pooing Just. Never. Stops.

eNjoy.

Tuesday, April 15, 2025

14 April: Monday prabbleschmitz.

Had the day off today, so I started it off with a poo! This poo came about 10 am, so it was a little shy. Not a bad looking poo. Gotta lot of shades of brown going on here. Maybe a new name for the blog? No, I like "My Daily Poo." But I going to keep "Shades of Brown" in my kitbag. Have it ready to go.

eNjoy.

Sunday, April 13, 2025

13 April: Sunday sclibentchoober.

Starting off the week with a poo. This was a load, and I felt like a load when I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. This was a beefy poo. Meaty. Substantial. Good poo pic. Sometimes it works

eNjoy.

Saturday, April 12, 2025

Saturday poo meme.

12 April: Saturday choggledugent.

This poo more or less got me about of bed at 7 am. It wasn't urgent, but the rumbling told me I wasn't going back to sleep. And I pooed two sips into my first cup of coffee. Not a bad effort--sort of a mini-load. Definitely orangish and pungent. Had to leave the fan on for a couple of minutes up clear the air.

eNjoy.

11 April: Friday frolhuven.

Working again from home. This was a load. This was a blorp. And this was bi-colored--always fun! This was kind of a cool looking poo. Good poo pic. Good effort. I'll stick with it

eNjoy.

10 April: Thursday sploigonchenry.

Back working and pooing at home. The poo never stops. I think I've mentioned that before. This came 30 minutes after waking. It's kinda of chunky. And blorky. Interesting poo pic. There you go

eNjoy.

9 April: Wednesday chigtrunyon.

Work poo! Not exciting, bad lightning and not a particularly good poo pic. But still poo, right? If you expand the picture, you can see some interesting crevasses, nooks and crannies. Poo always finds a way to amaze.

eNjoy.

8 April: Tuesday clooberspintner.

Dropped another gloog Tuesday morning. Kind of greenish and mealy. Not a bad looking poo pic. Still miss the bidet. Haven't pulled the trigger yet on a bidet for my house. I'll keep you informed.

7 April: Monday choolbrajugger.

So I started the work week with--get this--a poo! Dropped it about an hour after waking. Kind of a gloigle of a poo. Good poo pic. Orangish with nice contrast. Could do worse.

eNjoy.

Saturday, April 5, 2025

Saturday poo meme.

5 April: Saturday glormanchoad.

Dropped this splort after my first cup of coffee. Not a bad effort. Chunky and blorky. Good, deep, rich brown color. Good poo pic and a good looking poo. There we go.

eNjoy.

4 April: Friday spluntergoimen.

Final day of a short work week. Pooing at home, still looking to get a bidet. This poo was definitely creamy and gloimy. Don't know that word? That's because I made it up. I do that a lot in this blog. Because it's fun. And it's poo. And there are a million ways b to describe poo. And it's me.

eNjoy.

3 April: Thursday drajoinkenbleem.

Pooing back at home. Still missing the bidet. This was a sploot--not exciting. Kind of dark and sploogy. Kind of a rippled, spiral pattern. Still poo, so it works

eNjoy.

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

2 April: Wednesday plooningscrimper.

First full day back at home, pooping in my regular toilet. I miss the bidet, but it's good to be home. First poo back home is a DUMPLOAD. This poo got me out of bed this morning. This is the end result of eating too many breakfast tacos and drinking too much beer. I had a great time. And my colon thanked me with a huge turd log.

eNjoy.

1 April: Tuesday chibblefrumpt.

Last day at the relative's house. Last day using the bidet. Thinking about getting a bidet for my house. Thinking hard. This poo came right after I woke. Interesting poo splorter. Kind of circular in pattern? Kind of...splooshy. Do you have a better word? Then suggest it as a comment or send me a message.

eNjoy.

31 March: Monday holpingfrindler.

Monday, still at the relative's house. Still pooping in the bidet. Still enjoying it. The ploop is a plop. More of a splat. Or a ploop. Or a sploof. As far as poo piles go, it's pretty interesting. Zoom in and see what you see!

eNjoy.

30 March: Sunday morchquizzling.

Still at the relative's house, and continuing to use the bidet. I found that you have to move around to get full coverage. When you get the jet intensity right, and you move around to ensure full coverage, it cleans completely. There's even a dryer, so you don't have to wipe. (The second picture is the control module for the bidet.) Win/win. The poo was not impressive. Kind of interesting with the film on top of the water. It's still poo

eNjoy.

28 March: Friday spluntingbeez.

First full day at the relative's house, so this is a different toilet. A toilet with a bidet! First time I'd ever used a bidet. It was... Interesting. First time I used it, I still had some residual poo leftover. But still, the whole concept of the bidet has potential. More later. The poo was... squiggly?

eNjoy