Saturday poo meme.

22 February: Saturday froifingjooble.

Not a bad little poo--thick and mealy. Good texture, good, rich, orange color. Crapped again an hour and a half later, after breakfast. And this is after pooing three times the day before. The poo just never stops. Which is his, because, it's another indicator that I'm still alive. And still alive is ALWAYS good. Here's to continued pooing. The mark of life. 

eNjoy.

21 February: Friday chomploible.

Definitely a plop of poo. Crapped twice more Friday. The poo just never, ever stops. I guess as long as I eat, I poo. That's the quote: "I eat, therefore I poo."  Don't need anything more. 

eNjoy.

20 February: Thursday splotgrimmler.

So, sort of a sphlort of poo. Dropped after my first cup of coffee in the morning. Not exciting. But, you know, they can't all be winners. And so it goes. 

eNjoy.

19 February: Wednesday harblegointer.

Wednesday work poo. Not bad for a work poo--I was able to minimize the bag lighting. Pooed before my noon workout, so I showered after my workout, so I was fresh. But I pooed again after lunch, so then I wasn't fresh. It's always a struggle to remain fresh. Oh well. It's poo. 

eNjoy.

18 February: Thursday bloolbergorchun.

Plorp of poo. Not exciting. Not much else to say. It's still poo. 

eNjoy.

17 February: Monday plumphjenior.

Day off today for Presidents Day. I celebratedb the presidents with a poo! What better reason? Poo doesn't stop for holidays. Because it's poo. This was a lot of poo. Felt bigger coming out. But it was soft, so it spread out.  You'd see a lot more serious logs if my poo was firmer. But that's me. Maybe more fiber? 

eNjoy.

16 February: Sunday flointergrimmon.

So, I was drinking coffee Sunday morning and guess what? Yep, my faithful readers know--I had to poo. You knew it. The poo is always in the march. It Just. Never. Stops. The poo. It's relentless. But that's poo. I had to poo again an hour and a half later. Funny, my junk was hanging over the edge if the seat (second poo)--and I couldn't go. I had to pee, and but couldn't because I would have pissed on the floor. So I sat back, unkinked my sphincter and let fly--poo and piss. Felt really good. Mission accomplished.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

15 February: Saturday borpleqwerd.

Didn't take long for this turd to make it's presence known. Two sips of coffee and--blap. Turd City. Running to the john. It was a blopper and a blower. A poot and a blort. A pile and a glorf. Kind of an interesting little plorf. And a pile of ploof. There you go. It's poo! 

eNjoy.

14 February: Valentine's Day schmorgasbloop.

Day off today. And decided to drop a dollop of plorp. Kind of a mealy plorpus of phollup. Not an exciting plorp, but still poo. Poo is poo. Pooed after lunch out: actually pooed at the restaurant but didn't get a pic. It was poo soup anyway. I went in the restaurant because I didn't want to do the mass dash home when the poo hit. Success. 

eNjoy.

13 February: Thursday double Jablonskygould.

Two poo Thursday. One in the morning, one after lunch. Morning poo was better. Second poo was just so-so. But second poos are usually but very pooagenic. But still poo. First poo was pretty good. You decide: you want to see second poos, even though they aren't as pretty? Leave me a comment or send me at email! 

eNjoy.

12 February: Wednesday broimblefluter.

Middle of the week, working from home due to snow, and started off with a nice poo. Didn't take very long after starting my first cup of coffee. It usually doesn't (take long). Not a bad poo pic. Kind of glungy looking. Hey--it's poo. 

eNjoy.

11 February: Tuesday broinchsclabble.

Didn't take long for this poo to make itself known. Maybe 40 minutes after waking and 15 minutes after my first sip of coffee. Not a bad looking poo. Not a plop--well, not a plop at the beginning. Started off as a splork. Ended as a splork. But that's the way poo goes. It is what it is. It's poo. 

eNjoy.

Monday poo meme.

10 February: Monday chorkyunter.

Just a pile of Monday poo. This is just a splort of poo. Ya know? A splort? Kind of mealy and messy. Like poo is wont to be. Poo. It's what comes out of your ass. 

eNjoy.

9 February: Sunday minklechorb.

I crapped multiple times Saturday so I wasn't sure I would crap today. Once again, I shouldn't have worried. There is always "poo in the queue." Multi-colored, always fun. Nice little poolets. There you go--it's poo! 

eNjoy.

8 February: Saturday churnodrood.

This is a serious poo log. This is what I work for. Really good poo pic. That's it. Sometimes you just have to let art "...wash over you." No more words. Out. 

eNjoy.

7 February: Friday horbminchle.

Started off as a log, ended as a ploof. Bi-colored poo. Always fun. Pretty good poo pic. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

6 February: Thursday groinderchhoon.

A big pile of poo. Dark and messy. Poo does tend to be messy. Life like beef stew, no? Let that percolate. There you go. 

eNjoy.

5 February: Wednesday hybletigging.

Work poo! Before lunch! Not exciting, but there is corn. And corn poo is always fun. Pooed again after lunch (and my post-workout shower--so, no longer fresh). Not pooagenic. Ah well. Still poo. 

eNjoy.

4 February: Tuesday hopplamooning.

Just a pile of dorkel sploob. Kind of a dark gloinal of sploog. Not a nice looking poo. Kind of a mess. But it came out of my ass, so it's okay. 

eNjoy.

3 February: Monday pompkojooly.

Even though I'm off today, I started off the work week with a twort. One minute I'm fine, watching TV, and then I'm running to the toilet. The poo comes when it wants to come. Started off with a twertlet, ended with a blorge. There you go. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

2 February: Sunday floffelbortz.

Had to crap Sunday. Came early in the morning, despite three craps the day before. Yep, the poo never stops. Not a particularly impressive poo. Part soft, part florp. But all poo. 

enjoy y.

1 February: Saturday hobstcreilly.

Dropped this poo mid-morning. Definitely splotchy. And blorgy. Crapped twice more Saturday. But--liquid. Soup. As you know, I usually don't post poo soup pics. If you want poo soup pics, let me know. I'm here comments. 

eNjoy.

31 January: Friday moldurplumking.

Dropped this home poo mid-morning. Chunky and frittery. What's that mean? Look at the poo and answer that question. Answer in comments. 

eNjoy.

30 January: Thursday hoblochurncy.

Thursday poo. Not exactly soft, but certainly not a log. Or loglets. Kind of in between. I drop a lot of in-between type loads. That's me: Mr. InBetween. So there. 

eNjoy.

29 January: Wednesday ghindersmilking.

Home poo. Pooed at home. Started off as a little ploop, and ended up a splort. Happens a lot--harder stool at the beginning, plugging up the old bunghole, and then looser stool after. But, it works. This is genuine poo. And poo is always fun. 

eNjoy.

28 January: Tuesday spolchingflynder.

Another blob of plorp. Kind of ooey, gooey, lumpy and phlumpy. Good poo pic. Good effort. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

27 January: Monday molchsponder.

Start of the work week poo. Meh. Kind of lumpy and unexciting. 

eNjoy.