Saturday poo meme.

26 October: Saturday pumplechorger.

Dropped this pluggle about 30 minutes after waking. Looking at my phone, drinking coffee and I had to poo! It was on its way.... There's no stopping the poo. Kind of a cool looking poo. And you can see the corn from Thursday's corn salad. Corn poo--always fun! 

eNjoy.

25 October: Friday drampergould.

Didn't poo Thursday, so this is a two day load. Big, fat, beefy log. This one stretched out my bunghole and took some pushing. I drop something like this and I feel like I accomplished something. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

23 October: Wednesday horkplunther.

Wednesday work poo. Came after I worked out at noon and are lunch. Terrible poo pic. That's what I get at work. Lousy poo pics. Bad toilet, awful lighting. I almost didn't post it. But I figure my fans deserve the good, bad and the ugly. 

eNjoy.

22 October: Tuesday Harbinstrumpet.

Didn't poo on Monday so this is a two day load. Kind of a glompy and mealy poo. Soft brown and glorpy. What else can I say? It's poo! 

eNjoy.

20 October: Sunday hoobyunkny.

So, started off the week with a poo! Binge  watching Ali Wong on Netflix (funny as hell) and I had to pause the show to drop this deuce. Kind of a cool looking poo. Like, kind of....glanky. No other word for it. Glanky. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

19 October: Saturday smordblumpkin.

So, regular Saturday morning poo. Woke up w little later than I normally do. Not an exciting poo, but still poo. Crapped again after lunch, but it was mostly poo soup. The poo just never stops. But that's good. That means I have something to blog about. Woo HOO!

eNjoy 

18 October: Friday horphlinkchum.

Didn't poo Thursday so this is a two day load. Crapping in my familiar mid-level toilet. Nothing quite like crapping at home. Pretty cool poo pic. Kind of soft brownish swooshes. The pic almost looks washed out, faded.. But it isn't. Just a good poo pic 

eNjoy.

16 October: Wednesday hamflingston.

Last day in the Airbnb, squeezed this bad boy out of my bunghole about an hour before I checked out. Kind of a pile of ploog. I'm not at all disappointed in these Airbnb pics. But and at all. The place only has one bathroom (older house) so if the lightning was bad I'd have been screwed. But it worked out. Somehow, poo finds a way to prevail. 

eNjoy 

15 October: Tuesday splorpdrunkle.

Didn't poo Monday so this is a two day load. I'm in an Airbnb and you can tell it's not my home toilet... The bowl opening is different. But, pretty cool poo. Ooey and gooey and--glorgy. Hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.

13 October: Sunday plarchgumpty

Had a nice poo starting off the week getting ready for a mini-holiday. The next couple of poos will be AirB&B poos. We'll see. This poo is just--okay. 

eNjoy. 

Saturday 💩 meme.

I keep this blog apolitical, but when I saw this I couldn't resist.

12 October: Saturday chubglumpkin.

Had to poo about an hour after I woke up. Wasn't urgent, but definitely let me know it was time to poo. Not a super exciting poo, but still poo. Just a little dollop of poo. A pollop. There you go ..I just made up a new word! You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

11 October: Friday frimpfluffle.

Had the day off and went out to eat at a restaurant with friends. Finished the meal and got those fabulous stirrings. I decided to poo at the restaurant vice trying to make to poo at home. I'm glad I did--that would have been a very uncomfortable ride home. You can tell this is not a home poo because of the lightning. I'm glad I went to the restroom when I did because when I left the stall people were waiting to shit. All in all, a successful bathroom foray. 

eNjoy.

10 October: Thursday plumperbrinx.

Another cock shaped poo. Big, rich, brown/orange blumpet. Another good poo pic. A couple of real winners in a row. Poo never ceases to amaze. 

eNjoy.

9 October: Wednesday klopgruncher.

Didn't poo Tuesday so this is a two day load. Big load. Big fat rich brown load. Looks almost like a cock and balls. Good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

7 October: Monday plobbinblook.

Starting off the work week with a nice home poo. Came after lunch and just a pile of poo. Meh--kind of a soft pile of gloog. Not exciting, but still poo. 

eNjoy 

6 October: Sunday pumpkinskeed.

Just a pile of Sunday plorp. Ooey and gooey. Not spectacular, but not a bad looking poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

5 October: Saturday double judneysploom.

I crapped FOUR TIMES Saturday. Ugh. First time felt much more substantial than it looks, mostly because it was dense and sank. Second poo came 45 minutes later and was much beefier. I crapped  two more times, but they were mostly liquid. I don't know why my body does that--decides that it must immediately expel anything in my colon. It's like everything in my gut turns to liquid and must leak out. The fourth poo came while I was on my daily walk and I almost didn't make it. Almost. I was clenching pretty tightly those last 50 feet. But I made it. Barely. Poo can drive a person crazy. 

eNjoy.

4 October: Friday plumptingdratch.

Hadn't pooed since Tuesday so this is a 3 day load. Big, fat, lumpy load. Dark green and glorpy. This was a load. Here's to poo! It Just. Never. Stops. 

eNjoy.

1 October: Tuesday choolgrimpet.

Dropped this doll up after lunch. And what a poo it was. This felt like a whopper when I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Big, long log. Good looking poo. Bi-colored--always fun. This one has a lot going for it. This one's a winner. 

eNjoy.

30 September: Monday plinchentblurm.

I had Monday off, but I still had to poo. The poo just never stops. Even if you stop eating, you don't stop pooing. Poo is more than just undigested food. It's anything the body doesn't want or need. This is not a bad looking poo. Went out to eat for lunch, had Italian food, had lasagna. Delicious. Was shopping later, and thought I had to poo. But it was just a fart. That's the way it goes. 

eNjoy.