Thursday, May 30, 2024

30 May: Thursday humplubbit.

So, this is a two day load, and a very cool poo pic. Dropped it about 4 in the afternoon. First, you can still see some corn from my Monday, Memorial Day dinner. That was three days ago. So, it does indeed take several days for the colon to get rid of poo. And it really is a multi-colored poo! Very cool colors.  Great poo pic. This is what I work for!

eNjoy.

Tuesday, May 28, 2024

28 May: Monday hrumphskamoinder.

So, dropped this poo at about 8 am. As you can see, I had corn on the cob yesterday for my Memorial Day supper. It's corn poo! Always fun. Corn clearly visible. Good poo pic. 

eNjoy 

Monday, May 27, 2024

27 May: Monday plorintinglymorch.

Still dropping regular poos lately. Better than going 4 days without crapping. Top nugget in this poo was bi-colored--always always fun. Good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

26 May: Sunday dourchunkle.

Dropped this schloggle before I went out for lunch. Glad I pooed before lunch because it was a big lunch. And sometimes after a big lunch I have to poo quickly. And that's never fun, right? Driving home with a clenched sphincter, hoping you don't shit your pants. That's happened to me more than once. I always made it to the toilet, but it was close a couple of times.

eNjoy.

Sunday, May 26, 2024

Sunday poo meme.

25 May: Saturday chuggerglumple.

Pooing pretty regularly these days. Dropped this pile after lunch. Just flexed the old bunghole a little, and it squirted out. Waited, flexed the sphincter, and blorped out a little more. Nice pile of poo. There you go. 

eNjoy.

Saturday, May 25, 2024

24 May: Friday joofazglune

Dropped this loaf after a big lunch at a restaurant. Big load--some of it isn't visible as it fell to the bottom of the bowl. Nice looking load. Fluffy and plorpy. It's poo!

eNjoy.

23 May: Thursday gludgelspeeming.

Total I pile of poo with a tail. I've been Crapping more regularly lately, Wegovy not-withstanding. And I got notice from the mail order pharmacy I use that they would no longer be able to supply me with Wegovy. Oh well, I'd stopped losing weight and actually started to gain weight. So, even though my insurance company will pay it, I'm not going to bother trying to find it at a brick and mortar pharmacy. So, it looks like my Wegovy days are numbered.

eNjoy.

22 May: Wednesday kunstonplorch.

Just a little spollip of poo. Dark green to dark brown. Interesting little light splotch, middle top right. 

eNjoy.

20 May: Saturday pluncherspirk.

Just a cute little pile of Monday poo. Interesting darker area lower left. Not a bad little poolet. 

eNjoy.

Sunday, May 19, 2024

19 May: Sunday horpschlikend.

Sat down to a regular poo this morning. Not a bad looking poo. My bunghole was still sore from yesterday's wiping (a LOT of wiping)--tp came away a little red. 

Traffic to the blog is still erratic. Thursday had almost 1000 visitors (most from the Netherlands!) Friday I had less than 200 visitors. Still have no idea why the traffic does that. Oh well 

eNjoy.

Saturday, May 18, 2024

Saturday poo meme.

18 May: Saturday splunkenyorb.

This is a four day load. Poo is still hard, so this took some pushing. But worth it--it's a substantial load. And it was sticky and gooey, medium consistency, hence, a lot of wiping. A LOT. I had to flush twice to get rid of all of the TP and wipes. But I finally got my ass clean. 

eNjoy.

14 May: Tuesday plopkingroinch.

Big, groinky poo pile. Big load. Not a bad poo picture. Almost bi-colored--always fun. 

eNjoy 

Monday, May 13, 2024

13 May: Monday plotzfrabbling

So, went to First Watch to eat breakfast this morning. Always good breakfast at First Watch. I was driving home, and I had to poo! And poo I did! I pooed upstairs in the guest bathroom because yesterday's poo in the main floor bathroom stopped up the toilet! Yep. Middling poo load somehow stopped up the toilet. Today's load was a pretty substantial poo load. I feel like I have a lot more to poo, but we'll see. I'm off to Lowe's to get a plunger! 

eNjoy.

12 May: Sunday horchinglommed.

So, hadn't crapped since Tuesday. Stopped the opioid pain relievers Saturday because--I was CONSTIPATED! Was finally able to crap late in the day. It was a lot of work, hacking and pushing to get this out. And it was not very substantial. All in all very disappointing. And not a particularly good poo pic. Sometimes we work and we work and don't get very much to show for it. Ah well 

eNjoy.

Sunday, May 12, 2024

No poo.

I haven't crapped since Tuesday. That's 5 days. I had a minor surgery done, and I've been taking opioids for pain relief. And that has stopped me up. No doubt. Kinda of sucks. Before Wegovy, I was crapping once, twice a day. So it's weird to go 5 days without a poo.

Sunday poo meme.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Name the movie, don't Google it 

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

7 May: Tuesday harplejoinget.

So, I had a nice poo. Good looking poo. Pooed again after lunch. First poo was best. First poos are always best. That should be the tagline for this blog. And so it is. 

eNjoy. 

6 May: Monday glubdumper.

Dropped a big load Monday. And part of it dropped to the bottom of the bowl. But much else to say--really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Saturday, May 4, 2024

Saturday poo meme.

4 May: Saturday pinchlerspoid.

So, I didn't poo Thursday or Friday, so this is at least a three day load. Big fat dump load. Can't remember if pooed Wednesday--if I did, I didn't get the pic. Yesterday was a high-traffic day to the blog--a lot of views from the Netherlands! And once again, I have no idea why. Last week there were a couple of high-traffic days from the Netherlands. It's a mystery. 

eNjoy.

30 April: Tuesday harfchumple.

This two day dump load. Serious load of poo. Pooed again later in the day but it was liquid. Poo is poo, always. 

eNjoy.

28 April: Sunday chunkgludner.

A big, fat chunk of poo. There was a piece of this poo that detached and dropped to to bottom of the bowl. I decided to focus on the big chunk. Chunky poo. Phlunky poo. A hunk 'o chunk of burning poo. Not really burning, but I looked the way that sounded. 

 eNjoy.