Blog traffic.

So, it looks like the traffic to the blog has slowed to normal. A week ago I had 4k page views a day. Yesterday I was at 2k views. All of that extra traffic was from Singapore. Today we're currently at 155 page views. So, I still have no idea why Singapore was driving all of that traffic to my blog. A mystery.

27 September: Wednesday glumtychorn.

Didn't poo Monday or Tuesday. Then as I was getting ready to go into the office (5:45 am), I got a very specific cramp that indicated a poo was coming. So I got on the toilet and PUSHED. And PUSHED. This poo was tough. Really tough. I mean I really struggled. I broke our in a sweat. But I finally pushed out the plug of poo. And then I was able to squirt some more out. But I'll have to admit, I was disappointed in the load considering I hadn't shit since Sunday. And this is all a side effect of Wegovy. Thanks Wegovy. I have lost more than 15 pounds since I started, but, jeez. I sure would like to start crapping normally. Ugh. 

eNjoy.

Poo blog traffic.

So, the traffic to this blog is still way up. Averaging 4K page views a day. A day! Metrics still say 97% of those page views are coming from Singapore. And nobody from Singapore has reached out to try and help explain why. And it  seems weird to me. Singapore is a tiny country. How could all of that traffic be coming from Singapore? Or maybe a group of people is using VPNs to access the blog, and they're rerouted from Singapore? Maybe originally from China? I don't know--I'm not a tech guy. Anybody have any suggestions?

24 September: Sunday chicklegroin.

Didn't poo Friday or Saturday, so this is a two day load. And it took some pushing. A lot of pushing. Hard, long log. I'll tell you, my bunghole has been getting a workout lately. Nice looking poo but I would like to poo every day. Like before Wegovy. But hey, that's one of the side effects. And I am still losing 1-2 pounds a week. So, there you go.

eNjoy.

21 September: Thursday hormpjimble.

Didn't poo Wednesday, so this is a two day load. Not quite as long as my spear poo, but still a substantial load. Not pointed at the end like the spear poo--this was rounded, like a club. Club poo. I like it--my first club poo. There you go.

eNjoy.

19 September: Tuesday spear poo!

Didn't poo Sunday or Monday (yesterday). So this is a three day load. And what a load it was! After my second cup of coffee, I got the old familiar rumblings. And I had to push this one out. Really push, and it's clear why. This was the longest, straightest log I think I've ever dropped. Looked to be almost two feet long. Whew! And there was a LOT of wiping! I had to wipe at least 6 tubes, including a wet wipe. So now I'm no longer fresh, but I feel like I accomplished something with that poo! That one was a winner!

eNjoy.

Question for my readers in Singapore.

Traffic to my blog is way up and 98% of that traffic is from Singapore. And I Don't. Know. Why. I'm asking for somebody from Singapore to contact me and try and give an insight as to why I have so much web traffic from Singapore! Anybody! You can leave an anonymous comment (and I will delete it after reading if you wish) or email me directly at billydanner@gmail.com. Please. I'd really like some help with this. 

16 September: Saturday clanchdworkin.

Saturday poo. Home poo. Pile poo. Glorph poo. Same poo. Ooey poo. Gooey poo. Creamy poo. Good poo. Always--poo.

eNjoy.

15 September: Friday phlumperjundy.

Didn't poo Thursday, so this is a two day load. And what a load it was! Came just before lunch, after I'd been driving. Just about home when I let out a big fart, and I knew that a poo was coming. Got on the toilet and had to flex just a smidge to push this load out. A big, gooey, greasy glop/log of poo. There was a lot of wiping included l involved, but that's okay: this load was worth it. Based on my pre-poo stirrings, I thought this might be liquid, but luckily, it wasn't. Worth the two day wait. 👍

eNjoy.

13 September: Wednesday horbleflumby.

Didn't poo Monday or Tuesday. I think. Seems like a long time to go without pooing. But, oh well, that's life on Wegovy. Them I dropped this dollop on Wednesday. A dollop of poo and a sinker splob/loglet in the background. And a lot of wiping. Three dry wipes, one wet wipe. Another dry wipe. Clean. More or less. Only real clean comes from a shower. There you go.

eNjoy.

10 September: Sunday chorptlegeeney.

Crapped twice yesterday--both being pretty hefty loads, so I wasn't sure I'd poop today. But I did. Mid-morning. Not a bad looking florkle. Light, greenish brown with a medium consistency. Kind of ooey and gooey, but not a lot of wiping. Hey, it's poo! 

eNjoy.

9 September: Saturday double hopthwordle.

Didn't poo Friday so this is a two day load. Came about an hour after waking and my first cup of coffee. Nice, solid poo log. You know I don't usually shit logs. Well poo will be poo. I will say, it's nice to (every once in a while) crap a big log. But that's me. Second blorp cage late afternoon. Maybe a big lunch set that in motion. But a big second blorp that isn't liquid if always good. There you go.

Still waiting for word from any of my Singapore readers--please let me know why this blog has so much traffic from Singapore! 

eNjoy.

7 September: Thursday double horchalplood.

So, didn't poo Tuesday or Wednesday. Thursday I dropped two blorchals. Both, as you can see, were a dark, creamy green. There you go. Two days without poo, two big bollops of poo. The poo gods giveth and they take away. 

Still seeing much higher traffic on this blog. And 95% of that traffic is coming from Singapore. And I have no idea why. I'd still like to hear from some of my Singapore readers to find out why this blog is so popular in Singapore right now. You can leave an anonymous comment or send me an email. My email address is: billydanner@gmail.com. Hope to hear from you.

4 September: Labor Day florklebimney.

Back at home, crapping in my regular toilet. Big, soft, pile 'o poo. I guess my body's getting used to the Wegovy. By the way, I'm down about 15 pounds. Nothing to sneeze at. Now going to the 1 mg dose. Can't wait to see what the higher doses do to my poo. As long as they're not ass-rippers like at the beginning. 

eNjoy.

3 September: Sunday moinkunzorx.

Leaving the beach today. But still got to leave a poo in the beach condo. Came about two hours before I left. Kind of globular. Bulbous, after the floating chunklets. Blorbular. Always fun making up new words to describe poo. Because poo is fun! 

eNjoy.

2 September: Saturday horjquondle.

Still on vacay, or holiday at they say in Europe. Last full day on the beach. Came in the morning, so I didn't have to leave the beach to poo.  That would have been no bueno. Little floating chunklets. Thought I might have to poo again after a lunch of fish tacos, but it didn't happen. 

eNjoy.

1 September: Friday sprunchinggleem.

Not a bad looking beach poo. Floating chunklets. Sort of cakey. Cakey? Is that a word? Floating cake flobbits. Not bad vacation poo. 

eNjoy.

Singapore!

Well, my analytics say that 95% of my page views over the last week, almost 11K, came from Singapore. And I have no idea why. Can any of my readers from Singapore tell me why my blog is so popular in Singapore all of a sudden?