29 May: Monday glumnyphorrid.

Pooing up a storm at home. Didn't think I'd poo Monday because I crapped three times Sunday. I had to crap after eating a terrible hamburger at Fuddruckers. That third crap cut short a hike because I felt it coming. I need to remember but to eat a big meal before I go out and a bathroom might not be convenient. Lesson for today.

eNjoy.

28 May: Sunday double jimnycloind.

Back at home, crapping my brains out. First poo came before I had my first sip of coffee. Second poo about an hour later. Both poos were medium consistency and required a lot of wiping. Ugh. Thinking about getting a bidet. Seriously. I spend WAAAY too much time wiping my ass. Going to Home Depot today. I'll report on my progress. 

eNjoy.

27 May: Saturday jubalhorker.

Back home. Pooing in my regular crapper, and that's a relief. Normal looking poo--as normal as poo can look. This poo is glumpy. Brown and blooby. But a much better poo pic. I'm back--you're welcome. 

eNjoy.

26 May: Friday kadunklejord.

Last day in the AirB&B. Last day on the strange toilet. This is a blop of poo. A blorp. A plorb. Just a little glumper of mountain poo. Last day in the mountains. Back to regular poos. There you go.

eNjoy.

25 May: Thursday chumpstleboint.

Still in the AirB&B house. So, still crapping in a strange toilet. This poo was loafy and brown. Loafy. And brown. There you go.

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24 May: Wednesday humpblumple.

Staying at an AirB&B inn Shenandoah Virginia. So, this is a strange toilet. The lighting isn't as good. Not terrible, but not terrific. Bi-colored poo--always fun. 

eNjoy.

22 May: Monday jortneyblord.

Monday's poo was pretty hefty. And beefy. Hefty and beefy. Beefy any hefty. Grunchy and gronchy. The adjectives Just. Never. Stop. Because... It's poo. 

eNjoy 

21 May: Sunday horrelfloam.

Just a dollop of poo. Kind of orangish. Good pic, but not an exciting poo. Meh. Not in the mood to write witty copy.

eNjoy.

20 May: Saturday jorlycurn.

Saturday poo.... pungent. Kind of glorky and sticky. Multi-colored spindles of gloo. Designer shades of greenish gloob. Squirted out in two parts. The second part was a nice surprise. Thought I was done, and then, second poo. Nice day, nice poo.

eNjoy.

19 May: Friday chunigbroin.

Friday poo. Dropped this bad boy mid-day. Another plop. A lot of plops lately. Not that I mind-poo is poo. But I'd like to drop a big log more than once a week. Does soft poo mean my poos are better hydrated? I'm not sure--but I'm pretty sure I'm dehydrated most of the time. Don't know why my poos are mostly soft. We'll probably never know. One of life's mysteries. 

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18 May: Thursday bradlechoopin.

Plop of poo, with a coda top right. A goop of ploop. Just a gooly blorp. But a particularly interesting poo, but it's still poo. So there you go.

eNjoy.

17 May: Wednesday horfbluttle.

This is a rare work poo. Went into the office, and pooed after lunch. And it's a terrible poo pic. Awful. This is what I get at work. Shit poo pics. That's all I need to say 

eNjoy.

16 May: Tuesday plumplehumpty.

This poo was slow brewing. It wasn't an immediate need to poo. I could have waited another hour or more. But I didn't. Why put off pooing what you can poo now? Pretty good looking poo. Dark and not too pungent. Good poo pic. There you go.

eNjoy.

15 May: Monday garblingjoon.

Monday poo day, poo day Monday. Day off today so I'm not working. But I'm still pooing. The poo just never stops. Because it's poo. Poo is poo. And that's okay with me 

eNjoy.

14 May: Sunday plibleyornt.

Woke up about 9 am this morning and I immediately had to poo. And poo I did. This is typical for a post-cheat day Sunday morning poo. I big, fat poo log. Nice looking poo. This is what I work for. And I sure hope that you, my readers, appreciate the effort. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

13 May: Saturday cholbystroimp.

Just a big plop of Saturday poo. Yesterday's poo was green, today's is brown. Both were pungent. Poo is pungent. I'm always surprised at the different smells that emanate from my bunghole. It's like--what could possibly come next? Always a surprise. Always fun. That's poo!

eNjoy.

12 May: Friday chooblefrights.

Dropped a pile of poo in the morning. Dark, green and ploofy. And pungent. Really pungent. And you know what I always say: pungent poo is fun. Poo in general is fun. But there's just something cool about turning around to take a picture of my poo and that waft of stink comes floating up. Makes all of this worth the effort 

eNjoy.

11 May: Thursday borlingdadger.

Just another Thursday poo. Poo Thursday. An unremarkable poo. Kind of slorky. Yep, these adjectives just come to me. Like magic. Maybe that's my true superpower. Coming up with names and descriptions for poo. I'll have to study on that...

eNjoy.

10 May: Wednesday horfenploodle.

I did go into the office Wednesday but I didn't poo there. I pooed at home, after dinner. Have no idea why. But it was worth the wait because this is a nice looking poo. Rich brown and beefy. Nice looking poo loaf. A loaf of poo. There you go.

eNjoy.

9 May: Tuesday globbitspornio.

Globbits of poo. Splobbits of poo. Poo splorbs. Glorbs of poo. Not globs. Glorbs. My poo doesn't come in globs. Well, sometimes it does. But these are glorbs. You learned something today. 😁

eNjoy.

8 May: Monday chibleblortz.

Started off the work week, at home, with a glunchy poo. Still working from home four days a week. Still a work/home poo. Interesting texture--kind of--striated? Isv that right? Whatever--it works. There you have it 

eNjoy.

7 May: Sunday glintysperd.

A big, beefy poo to start out the week. Perfectly glompy. Perfectly plompy. Glompy AND plompy--doesn't get much better than that.

eNjoy.

6 May,: Saturday coronation day wapspuntler.

Watching the coronation of King Charles III when I had to poo. This is a big fat royal flumpgluttle. I paused the picture whilst I pooed so I wouldn't miss anything. And I didn't! And, as usual, when I was watching the crowds at the coronation, I imagined all of the people who desperately needed to take a shit because they were in a public crowd with no public toilet available. Do you think anybody actually crapped their pants? I didn't, because I was 10 feet away from a bathroom. 😁😁

eNjoy.

5 May: Friday flunderploomb.

Ended the work week the way I started it, with a poo. This was a gloopy poo. A ploopy poo. A plooey gloop. A gloop of a poo. A ploop of a slorp. Just a pile 'o poo. Hey, what else can you ask for?

eNjoy.

4 May: Thursday ploinchgrender.

Big, fat glob of greenish poo. Don't know why my poos are sometimes green. It's a mystery. I don't think I had a salad the day before, so, hmmmm? Sometimes poo just doesn't want to give up its secrets. And that's poo.

eNjoy.

3 May: Wednesday glumpledump.

Wednesday poo. But, I was working from home. Didn't go into the office. And this is obviously home poo. Work poos never look this good. And, as always, it's poo. There you go.

eNjoy.

1 May: Monday flufflechroint.

Monday work from home poo. Just a big dollop of poo. A lighter brown and very pungent. And that's poo. 

eNjoy.