30 April: Sunday plooghorfle.

So, I crapped 4 times EARLY Saturday morning--of wake up, have to crap and RUN to the toilet. Completely liquid. It sucked. And my bunghole was KILLING me. Really sore. Every once in a while this happens and I have no idea why. Something upset my gut fauna. So, no regular poo pic for Saturday. I had to poo as soon as I woke up this morning. And a hefty poo it was. Nice to see after my squirtfest early Saturday morning. Poo if poo. Sometimes it drives you crazy, but it always comes back. 

eNjoy.

28 April: Friday sploogegreadon.

Big pile of Friday poo. Big, gloppy poo. Poo glop. This poo looks smooth and shiny. Bloppy and gliny. Just a shiny plop of goo. Goo poo. Poo goo. Poo is goo and goo is good. Hey, it's poo.

eNjoy.

27 April: Thursday double hoobersploink.

Two poo day. Regular morning poo then another poo two and a half hours later. Deep brown and bulbous. No other way to describe it. Similar consistency. Kind of puffy and bloofy. A lot of wiping. Times 2. Kind of sucked. But hey--gotta get clean, right. There you go. Poo and wipe. That's the routine. It Just. Never. Changes.

eNjoy.

26 April: Wednesday glirchpsotter.

Strange poo pic. Yes, this is a work poo pic. I went into the office. Went to the gym at noon. Got onto the treadmill to warm up--and I had to poo. Went into the locker room and pooed. This was a harder poo--i had to push it out. Kind of submerged. Terrible lighting. Good thing is that I went back out to the gym to work out, then got to shower and was fresh to go back to work. Not a great poo pic, but still poo. It's always about the poo.

eNjoy.

25 April: Tuesday humphjittler.

Big blob of brown poo. Brown poo goo. Moo Goo Gai Poo. Moo poo goo poo. Poo. 

eNjoy.

24 April: Monday globgingtrood.

Monday poo. Work from home poo. It's been more more than three years since I started working at home because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Oh how time flies. This poo is quite nifty. Brown and glunchy. I think it works. 

eNjoy.

23 April: Sunday horfingpurdle.

Starting off the work week, with, you guessed it, a poo! Literally two sips into my first cup of coffee I felt the familiar rumbling. I had to poo. And this bad boy cage slithering out. The beginning of the poo is bi-colored, which is always fun! Not a bad looking poo. 

Go back and look at the pics I posted in 2011. They're awful. I had to take them on a digital camera and transfer them to my desktop computer. Now I do everything on my Google pixel smart phone. And the pictures are hugely better. What will technology bring to this blog next?

eNjoy.

22 April: Saturday hoolfglunchning.

Didn't poo Friday. So this is a two day load. Doesn't look like it. I was hoping for something more substantial. First little bit of poo sank to the bottom and isn't pictured. Some times the poo just sinks. Hey--it's poo. What can you do?

eNjoy.

20 April: Thursday two-poo plorbusgloob.

Once again, no office/Wednesday poo. I just didn't poo. That's the way its been going for a while. Last week was an outlier. Thursday's first poo was--glorbus. Globular. A splobit of poo..a gloober poo. That's just what comes to mind when I look at it. Splobular. Second poo came in the afternoon. I went on a walk at 5 and felt like I could poo again, but it never came. There you go.

eNjoy.

18 April: Tuesday gleeblechinder.

Work from home poo. Again. Still working from home. Ostensibly due to the pandemic. But is there really still a pandemic? I like working from home, but I'm REALLY tired of COVID 19. The question is, what has the pandemic done for my poos? Because this blog is all about poo. And this is not a bad looking poo. Interesting texture. I'm not sure what the yellow bits are--i didn't eat corn the day before. As far as I remember. Sometimes poo is a mystery. 

eNjoy.

17 April: Monday horfjimpler.

So, started the work week off with a nice poo. Chunky and a rich brown. Floaters, and not a bad looking poo. Good way to start off the week. Good effort. 

eNjoy.

16 April: Sunday forlgmind.

This poo load was brewing as I woke up. Yep, I dropped this load even before I brewed my first cup of coffee. Big, fat poo load. Definitely a feeling of accomplishment after this one. This is what I work for. This is a winner. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

15 April: Saturday horblequimby.

Had to poo two sips into my first cup of coffee. This poo looks like the rest of the weeks poo. Been a while since I've crapped out a big log. Hopefully tomorrow...

eNjoy.

14 April: Friday horkinjoob.

Friday poo. Just a plorp of poo. A phlattle of flork. Just a plop of poo. Not exciting. Not snazzy. But still poo. Poo is always poo. 

eNjoy.

13 April: Thursday horfjimpler.

Thursday poo. Not exciting. Sort of--glumpular. Meh--it's still poo. But glumpular is a good word, right?

eNjoy.

12 April: Wednesday plommelcobbit.

Finally, the elusive work poo. I go into the office one day a week--Wednesday. But lately it's been really hard to get a picture of work poo. Either I don't poo, or it's not pooagenic, or I miss the poo pic. This day I got it. Barely. I forgot about the auto-flush feature of the work toilets. I got up, turned around and got the pic just before it flushed. At first I didn't think I got the pic. But I did. Here you go--first work poo pic in a while. 

But this was one of those poos that came back on me. Took a lot wiping. And I had to wipe again at noon when I was in the gym. I got that itchy feeling when I was lifting. Pooed again sorry l after I got home from work. My bunghole was sore.

eNjoy.

11 April: Tuesday plompkinzort.

Kind of a gungly poo. Not quite sure how else up describe it. Dark and gorngy. There you go.

eNjoy.

10 April: Monday plooterhoffer.

Just a big pile of Monday poo. A poo plorp. A phlox of phloop. But a bad poo picture. I'll leave it at that. There you go.

eNjoy.

9 April: Sunday flooferchood.

Woke up this morning and had a cup of coffee. And then had to poo. Came squirting right out. I thought it would be a log like yesterday's poo, but it wasn't. Still substantial. Not a bad looking poo. 

eNjoy.

8 April: Saturday plooeychordant.

So, I didn't poo Wednesday, pooed twice Thursday but they weren't pooagenic, then didn't poo Friday. That was all building up to today's poo. Quite a spectacular poo. Big, fat poo log. This is a two day load, after an evening of carb-loading. This is what I work for. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

4 April: Tuesday funchelsplooze.

Didn't poo Monday. Tuesday's poo was kind of--glunchy. Looks like corn, but I didn't have corn on Monday. Who knows? Poo is always a mystery. 

eNjoy.

2 April: Sunday horfploodle.

Started off the week by dropping a big poo load. Big, loafy gloof. Bug, creamy gloaf. Good poo pic. There you go.

eNjoy.

1 April: Saturday floogenpixl

Didn't poo Friday, after a big poo Thursday. So I was expecting a load today. And I certainly got it. Big fat poo load. Right after I started my first cup of coffee. Nice looking poo. Rich, dark and brown. A section broke off and sank to the bottom. But there was plenty left at the edge of the bowl. There you go. 

eNjoy.