30 March: Thursday double florchumpit.

Didn't poo Tuesday or Wednesday. Just. Didn't. Poo. It happens. Sometimes the poo takes a while to--brew. To take form. Sometimes the poo is a little shy. That all changed this morning. Two sips into my coffee, I had to poo. And poo I did. Big, fat turd log. Big knobby poo. Nice looking poo. 5 hours later, I had to poo again. Second poo wasn't as impressive as the first, but not bad for a second poo. Two day load, unloaded. All in all, a pretty good poo day.