31 July: Sunday horkinjumpt.

Big, fat, post-cheat day, Sunday, end-of-July plorp. Poos are always good water chest-day. This one is bi-color which is always cool. Big and beefy. It took four flushes to get it down. 4!! Now, that's mostly because I'm still crapping toward the edge of the bowl, but still. This was a serious load.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

30 July: Saturday hmpfsplorter.

Big, fat pile of Saturday poo. Bi-color bottom left. Really interesting. I wonder what the darker color is composed of? Any ideas? About anything? It's been a while since I got a comment. Any poo related comments are welcome. 

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29 July: Friday florchspunter.

Another pretty cool poo pic. Taken at home, right after I woke up. Another poo with great texture. The darker good particles are very interesting. 

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28 July: Thursday plorplegurn.

Back working at home, and a better poo pic. The difference is dramatic. This poo looks ooey, gooey, creamy and dreamy. Great texture--you can almost see the individual good particles. Really good poo pic.

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27 July: Wednesday chlortchzingdurz.

As you can tell from the reflected fluorescent lights, this is the first work poo in more than two years. Since mid-March, 2020. I'm going into the office one day a week, on Wednesdays. As before, the work poos aren't good. The lighting is always off. Not an exciting poo, and not a very good poo pic. Oh well. Back to business as usual, part time.

eNjoy.

26 July: Tuesday chumpguddler.

Big, blocky, chunky poo blort. Not really exciting. The word poopular comes to mind. I love making up new poo words. Just part of the job.

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25 July: Monday flarkshenpook.

So, the poo keeps coming. 3 sips of coffee and I had to poo. First loaflet separated from the main poo pile, hence, two pictures. Nice looking poo pic. Still hanging my junk over the seat, and still finding that the no flash pics are the better pics. 

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24 July: Sunday sporkgickle.

Another good Sunday poo pic. Not as good a last Sunday's pic, but still pretty good. Has a little bit of that two-tone, light and dark marbling that is so cool. I always like Sundays because they come after my cheat day (Saturday) and usually make for pretty good poos. 

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Saturday poo meme: pooping on company time.

When I was in college, I worked at a convenience store for a while. When I got there at 3pm for my shift, I'd immediately go to the bathroom to take a dump. It got to the point where the guy I was relieving would come and knock on the door and tell me he was leaving. 

23 July: Saturday chlozingzoob.

So, got up this morning and immediately had to poo. One of those, running to the bathroom situations because you know it's coming. Still hanging my junk over the edge of seat so the poo lands more on the shelf. And that's still working--I'm getting much better poo pics. So, mediocre poo but a pretty good poo pic. The point problem with this method is that it leaves skid marks. That stick around. Ahh well, what I go through to give my readers good poo pics. You're welcome.

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21 July: Thursday wingglukker.

Another pile of poo. Didn't poo Wednesday. I was expecting a bigger load. But this looks almost like a little pile of soft serve poo ice cream. What flavor? Any suggestions? A little disappointing, but, oh well.

eNjoy.

19 July: Tuesday hoborjinx.

Tuesday poo plooper. Kind of a gloopy, ploopy, plooper. Good poo pic. Not much else to say. 

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18 July: Monday schlumperdorge.

Beginning of the work week, still working from home. After sunday's poo, anything will be a disappointment. But Monday's poo was not so bad. Started off more solid and smooth, and ended softer and more textured. Almost mottled.  Definitely an interesting poo. 

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17 July: Sunday chlorchunksky.

This was a serious poo log. I mean, SERIOUS. It didn't feel this big sliding out of my bunghole. Really. It felt like a regular poo. Yesterday was chest day. And I dare a lot yesterday. Really. I got a HUGE lasagna delivered. Huge. I thought there was no way I'd be able to eat the whole thing. And I did. So, a lot of food, a lot of carbs yesterday. And that made for a serious poo today. SERIOUS POO. And a really good poo pic. This is what I strive for. This is what work for. There you go. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

16 July: Saturday zurpmunkster.

Weird week for poo. Didn't poo at all Tuesday and Friday. Poo bloops Wednesday and Thursday. But, I managed a pretty good poo this morning. I thought it would be another ploop, but this is a serious log. Nice poo and a pretty good poo pic. All I needed was to be a little patient. If I'm patient, the poo will come. 

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13 July: Wednesday flooberbjord.

Didn't poo Tuesday. Wednesday's poo was a gloopy, sticky plop. Really. This poo stuck to the bowl even after several flushes. Very tenacious poo. Like I was eating glue. To be clear, I do not eat glue. I have no idea why this poo had such staying power. 

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11 July: Monday schlormdugger.

This is the last normal poo for several days. Kind of a chunky, glunky, funky glorp. Not exciting. Meh. Hey, it's poo. 

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10 July: Sunday gloafermigdon.

Dropped a big load during Breakfast at Wimbledon. Great tennis match, but when you gotta go, you gotta go. Nice looking poo and pretty good poo pic.  Multi-color poo is always fun.  Started as a lighter colored blork, and ended as a dark ploop. Sometimes poo can be fun! 

eNjoy.

9 July: Saturday double glimpchunder.

First poo came about 9:30.... Not a bad looking poo. Good poo pic. The blobber at the top drifted away, and then drifted back--like it was coming back home. Second poo actually came before I had a delicious, carb filled lunch. Not impressive, but not surprising for a second poo. 

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8 July: Friday cretzlermorph.

Friday poo, sort of a poo glumpus. Sort of bulbous and not well formed. Not terribly exciting, and not a particularly good poo pic. Seems like there was a lot of potential there; potential unrealized. Oh well. 

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7 July: Thursday sploopgummer.

Completely liquid poo. A pool of poo. Sometimes it's just squirts out of my ass like that. That's thev way it is. Hey, what do I always say? It's still poo!

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6 July: Wednesday chorblestrank.

Mid week home/work poo. Nice looking chorble. Still hanging my junk over the rim so I can get better poo pics and do far it's working. This poo once again started as a log and ended as a plop. Kind of a multiple personality poo. Fun!

eNjoy.

5 July: Tuesday slubjuggle.

Day after 4th of July poo: as you can see, I had corn on the cob on the 4th. Along with beef and chicken kabobs.. And macaroni salad. But the only thing you can identify on the corn on the cob. Corn is clearly visible. It's always fun the day after eating corn. Pretty hefty load, and a pretty good poo pic. Win/win! 

eNjoy.

4 July: Independence Day proumquirtle.

Do, dropped a big load on the 4th of July. A big, beefy load. Great poo pic. Again, no flash. I'm continuously impressed with the pics this phone takes. Nothing more need be said.

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3 July: Sunday double drimplingjudney.

So, this poo got me out of bed. I was already awake because I had to pee, but this poo made sure I couldn't go back to sleep. I got up, went downstairs, and immediately had to poo. And it was just a big splat. Maybe because I didn't take my Metamucil yesterday? I don't know. Another ugly poo in the books.

Second poo was no better. Just a big, gloopy ploop. Ploop day. Some days just aren't good poo days.

eNjoy.

2 July: Saturday cumpmortjen.

I woke up around 7 and almost immediately had to poo. This is a nice, gooey glop of poo. Kind of a medium consistentcy. I'd also can this poo "blobular." New word. Poo as a linguistic creator. 

eNjoy.

1 July: Friday glupstripper.

Just a pile of Friday poo. Not much else to say--sometimes poo isn't exciting and isn't impressive. But it's still poo. 

eNjoy.