30 June: Thursday zerpchoiner.

This poo didn't come until a little later. I guess it was a little shy. I don't blame it--it's not very pooagenic. Just a big, fat steaming pile of greenish poo. Not much else to say. Not a good looking poo, but hey, it's still poo.

eNjoy.

29 June: Wednesday spaltlingbjord.

Another awesome poo pic. No flash, and still sitting on the edge of the bowl to make the poo more accessible. And it's working. Dropped this lucious, creamy load after my first cup of coffee. You can see where a big nugget sank, but most of the poo is on the shelf in all of its orangish, brownish glory. 

eNjoy.

28 June: Tuesday florkboodle.

So, still working, and pooing, at home. Working and pooing, pooing and working. Another pretty good poo pic. No flash, meaty and gooey. Interesting combination of textures. Harder and marbled at the beginning, softer and ploofy at the end. Started as a log, ended as a plop. That's okay. It's poo! 

eNjoy.

27 June: Monday splibblestornk.

Dropped poo immediately after waking this morning. Edge of toilet, no flash, and a pretty good poo pic. I think I've found a formula for poo picture taking success. And it only took me 11 years. Duh. My momma didn't raise no fools. 

eNjoy 

26 June: Sunday sholfringty.

Dropped the poo about 30 minutes after waking. Another non -flash picture. Definitely ooey and gooey. You can see the beginning of the poo n has fallen down into the bowl, while the end is on the shallow edge of the bowl. 

eNjoy.

Saturday meme.

I couldn't resist posting this.

25 June: Saturday gunchchoddler.

Woke up at 7am this morning, started a cup of coffee, and had to poo. The poo Just. Never. Stops. Fairly nice poo pic. No flash. Still sitting on the edge of the bowl. Had a little runaway poo republic that floated off the main reservation in this pic. Funny little poo.

eNjoy.

24 June: Friday double splooterbung.

Sat down for a poo this morning and boy did I poo. So, sitting on the edge of the bowl seems to produce these long logs. And I like it! This is a great poo pic. Once again, no flash seems to produce the better pic. For some reason, the flash seems to produce a little darker picture. Oh well. I'll do both ways, and see which pic of better.

Second poo came at 1:30 pm. Weird because I didn't eat lunch. I guess the poo just backed up and had to come out. But an exciting poo, but hey, it's still poo.

eNjoy.

23 June: Thursday trooblejorp.

Dropped this load after my first cup of coffee this morning. This was a big, fat log. Climbed up the other end of the bowl. Very cool poo pic (I just wish I taken the pic without a flash--I think it would have turned out better). But, this is what I work for. Brewing the poos that will make my fans happy. Again, you're welcome.

eNjoy.

21 June: Tuesday horfleborgin.

Dropped this poo mug morning. Very long, smooth log. A little different for me. Definitely a pretty poo. A nice change. There you go--you see, I can drop "normal" looking poos. There's nothing wrong with my bowel habits or my poo. Sometimes it's gloopy, sometimes it's poopy. It's poo. And poo comes in all shapes and sizes. That's my mantra.

eNjoy.

18 June: Saturday splajidney.

Another blorp of poo. Kind of chunky and plunky. A couple of big, fat nuggets of multi-colored poo. Dark greenish brown to light greenish brown. This poo was also taken without a flash. Very cool poo pic. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

17 June: Friday splorkbordle.

Dropped this load right after I woke up, and I woke up early. This poo came before coffee so it really wanted to get out. Can't blame it. This is a big, fat, stinking load o' poo. A gigantic pile of poo. A huge plorp of glorp. But, would you say this is a pooagenic poo? It's certainly a good poo pic. But I invite my readers to weigh in 

eNjoy.

16 June: Thursday double choodleglort.

First poo woke me up at 1am. Had to poo, got out of bed and dropped the ploop. Second poo came shortly after waking (the second time) sand drinking coffee. It was glorpy mess, so I focused on one of the more interesting nuggets. Not exciting, but still poo 

eNjoy.

15 June: Wednesday double jouplargle.

Another two poo day. First poo was a plop. Just, a ploop. Second poo, after lunch, was not very substantial--kind of plookis. Just a spindly little glooper. A tale of two poos. 

eNjoy 

14 June: Tuesday skibberglurnd.

Still working from home, still pooing at home. Working and pooing. Pooing and working. The work never stops, the poo never stops. And that's the way it goes.

eNjoy 

13 June: Monday double klompdortching.

Dropped two poos Monday. As you can see. One after first cup of coffee, one after lunch. Both pretty substantial. A hefty poo day. There you go.

eNjoy.

12 June: Sunday chobberglurd.

So, started off the week with a nice cup of coffee and settled in to watch "Sunday Morning on CBS," and then, of course, I had to poo. Still sitting on the edge of the toilet, still getting good poo pics. Looks like the beginning of the poo sank, while the end sat like a plop on the edge of the bowl. 

eNjoy.

11 June: bonus second Saturday chumpordeling.

So, I had to poo again today. Just dropped this bad boy and not a bad looking poo for a second glorp. That Metamucil send to be working! Ooey and gooey. And, I took this without a flash and I still got a pretty darn good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

11 June: Saturday crunklejorn.

Still sitting on the edge of the toilet and it's still yielding excellent results. This was another multi-colored poo. Smoother and more solid at first, then softer sang fluffier at the end. Good poo pic.

eNjoy.

10 June: Friday flubungen.

Finished off the work week with a big, fat poo. Lots of beefy heft here. Not a lot else to say. So I won't.

eNjoy.

9 June: Thursday glummyquord.

So, Thursday I decided to sit farther forward on the toilet, so my poo would land more on the flat, front part of the bowl, and not right in the water. And it worked. Surprised I didn't think of that before. Nice, beefy, loafy poo. I like it. That's the way I'm going to poo from now on. Not as comfortable, but it yields better poo pics.

eNjoy.

8 June: Wednesday snarfllebolk.

This poo felt really substantial coming out, but it sank, so it's hard to tell. Not really a good poo pic. Hmph.

eNjoy 

7 June: Tuesday double flourangjoole.

Another 2 poo day. Again, second poo was unimpressive. Almost didn't post it. First poo was really cool. There are at least 5 colors in it. Multi-color poo. A poo extravaganza!. A poo-pouri! There you go! 

eNjoy.

6 June: Monday double chablooder.

Two poos Monday. Second poo was unimpressive. First poo was kind of cool--started out smooth, ended up fuzzy. And a good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

5 May: Sunday glorfusdjoule.

Dropped a nice, healthy dumper this morning. This is poo number 3 since I started talking Metamucil. What do you think? I know, it's too soon to tell. But, hey, I remain hopeful. Good looking poo, and I nice poo pic. 

eNjoy 

4 June: Saturday clarchingtorg.

Second poo while on Metamucil. I don't know, I guess it'll take longer to make a difference. I don't know what I was expecting. I'm hoping for a healthier difference. Poo is kind of cool. Started off more solid, and then kind of spobbered out. A definite blorker. Flumby and glumpy. I like it. Hope you do too. Let me know if you see a difference in my poo since starting the Metamucil.

eNjoy.

Corn: it's what's for dinner.

Saw this meme and couldn't resist publishing here. 🤣🤣

3 June: Friday chungtasporm.

First poo after taking Metamucil (took it Thursday). It felt substantial coming out, but sunk to the bottom, and it doesn't LOOK substantial. Not much else to say--it's not a good pic because the poo is completely submerged. Oh well. 

eNjoy.

2 June: Thursday clumpyerfrobd.

Took TWO massive liquid shits on Wednesday after eating a huge Mezzah Mediterranean bowl. I mean, explosive, fire hydrant shits. About an hour and a half apart. There were leafy greens in the second shit. Two hours after eating. That must be a world record transit through my digestive system. 

So, I didn't know if I would crap Thursday. I shouldn't have worried. This big fat bolus came as soon as I woke up. A big, fat splop.

eNjoy.

31 May: Tuesday clip sphincter.

Interesting little loaflets. Juicy and clumpy. Nice form--not spectacular--but kind of cool. Workmanlike little poo let's.

eNjoy.

30 May: Monday klagroiple.

Memorial day poo. Day off poo. Kind of a cool looking poo. Nice picture, very sharp lines, good contrast. Looks kind of reddish toward the top. Good stuff.

eNjoy.

29 May: Sunday glitchingboink.

So, here we go, starting off the week with a nice poo. Not a bad poo--sort of glunchy and fluffy. Nothing more needs to be said. 

eNjoy.