30 March: Wednesday humpledump.

This was not a fun poo to drop. It looks fairly normal, but it was exactly in the middle for consistency: it was gummy (you can tell by the skid marks on the bowl). That meant a LOT of wiping. It sucked. I wiped multiple times, with TP and wet wipes and still couldn't get clean. Again, it sucked. I eventually had to take a shower to get fresh. Not a bad looking poo, but a real pain in the ass when it came to clean up. 

eNjoy.

28 March: Monday colphdrakunkum.

An interesting, beginning of the work week poo. I actually had day off but I still had to poo. It Just. Never. Stops. Little chunklets, floating in a row. These poolets are "milling about smartly" as we say in the military. Kind of cool. 

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27 March: Sunday clumjittle.

Interesting poo. Starting off the week, got a floating jumble of orange poo. Pretty cool. Good poo pic. They you go 

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26 March: Saturday blonkletty.

So, I didn't crap Thursday OR Friday. Nada. No poo. Saturday, at the time of this writing, I've crapped 4 times. Ugh. Luckily my ass isn't too sore. First poo got me out of bed. And when I sat down, I really had to push. Hard poo. Not spectacular. It sank so I couldn't get a good bead on it. Oh well. Other 3 poos were mostly liquid, do not pooagenic.

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23 March: Wednesday double younkgluden.

So, I didn't poo on Thursday, then crapped twice on Wednesday. First poo came later, before lunch, but as you can see, it was memorable. Nice, long snaky log. Nice looking poo. Second poo came later, during my afternoon walk. I felt it brewing, so I turned around earlier than I normally do. Good thing. I JUST made it back home in time. Second poo was a blork. Meh 

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21 March: Monday hoberchold.

Kind of a glumpy poo. Sinkers and floaters.  Big, chunky, beefy norgs. Hey, it's poo. Poo is poo. 

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20 March: Sunday florbinder.

Regular Saturday morning, post cheat day poo. I guess, kind of soft and hazy. Another poo that looks like a Chinese character. It's just okay. 

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19 March: Saturday julpercrink.

So, dropped two loads this morning. Second one came about an hour after the first. Both were worthy of the this blog. First poo was lumpy and glumpy. Nice looking poo. Second poo was a big pile of poo, typical of a second poo. All in all, a good poo day!

eNjoy.

18 March: Friday schloobbogger.

Two shy little poo nubbins. I had to really squeeze these guys out. I wanted to poo before I took a shower. And they were gummy. I wiped three times with regular TP and once with a wet wipe. Ang I still wasn't clean. I then took a shower. And I STILL wasn't clean! A couple of hours later I had to wipe again! Again I ask, do I have to wipe my ass with sandpaper to get clean? Jeez. Sometimes poo gets on my nerves!

eNjoy.

17 March: Thursday sibbleborcher.

Long, serious, greenish poo log. Nice looking poo. The logs are much less messy that the plops. Very clean. Very smooth. I like it 

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15 March: Tuesday flumpquiner.

Solid, dark brown plop of poo. Big, glumpy, glumpy bolus of poo.  Weird how poo can be completely different colors day to day. Poo never ceases to amaze. You go poo!

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14 March: Monday glorchinks.

Big fat mess of poo. Just the way I like it. And you can see veggies from the previous day's a salad. Always fun when you can see actual food in your poo. 

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13 March: Sunday chuggaflurm.

Woke up this morning hungover. And I forgot about the time change. Got out of bed and took a dump. And this was a solid poo. And a really good poo pic. It was nice to see an "A" poo after a week of unimpressive poos. C or D poos. This poo is a winner! 💩💩💩

eNjoy.

12 March: Saturday double gibskonder.

Not a good poo week. The old bowel just wasn't cooperating. Didn't poo Thursday, Friday's poo was liquid. Poo soup. And I know my fans don't want to see that. My fans have standards. This morning's poo was a big plop. A ploop. A gloop. Just a big, brown pile of soft serve glop. Not the best poo pic, but kind of cool for a poo ploop. A ploo pop. Yep. 

Second poo came after a huge 5 Guys double bacon cheeseburger and fries I had for lunch. It was cheat day so I cheated, big. And the big lunch induced another poo. Not spectacular, but still poo.

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9 March: Wednesday clarhermonch.

Not a good week for (pooagenic) poo. I was debating including this poo pic. It isn't very good.  I decided to because it was a sparse week. Oh well. Meh.

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7 March: Monday plorbalgunch.

Had a nice poo Monday. Chunky and glunchy. At the same time, bulbous and chulbous. Bottom right glorky is two-toned. Nice poo. The rest of the week, not so much 

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6 March: Sunday habbachunder.

Woke up this morning in time to watch CBS Sunday Morning. While watching, and enjoying a cup of coffee, I had to poo! I know, shocker! And this, like most dumpers, felt really good. I always look forward to taking a dump because I know it's going to feel good. And this is a pretty good poo pic. Nice contrast. There you go. 

eNjoy.

5 March: Saturday blootplincher.

Started off the morning with a poo! Imagine that..I just keep pooing and pooing. Today's poo is bi-colored, which is always fun. Kind of a cool looking poo. Pretty good poo pic. The old Pixel 4a (5g) takes pretty good pics. I wonder how the Pixel 6 would do with poo. 😁 We'll see!

eNjoy.

4 March: Friday clormpwinkels.

Wasn't sure I'd poo Friday, but I got the old familiar rumblings a little after noon. Just a big plop of poo. I almost didn't include this pic, but, I figured what the hell. It's still poo. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

3 March: Thursday double chormst.

I didn't poo on Wednesday, and Thursday was a 2 poo day. First poo woke me up at 3 in the morning. Picture is a little off because it was at night and I didn't turn the light on (I wanted to go back to sleep). Second dollop came about 8 hours later. Just a green plop. A plorp of poo. A second plorp. Neither picture is exemplary. But what do I always say? It's still poo. And poo is poo!

eNjoy.

1 March: Tuesday schlortgoozle.

Big fat dump of poo. It works... Poo right? Poo works. That's why you're here! Just embrace the moment and enjoy the poo.

eNjoy.