26 December: Saturday phlookas.

Day after Christmas, and had a poo. This poo fell out of my ass like it was on rails. Just opened the sphincter and the poo just fell out. Kind of an interesting looking, bi-colored poo. Light and dark. Yin and yang. Even a spiritual poo. Which matches how I feel after I take a big dump. Almost a religious experience. 

eNjoy.

25 December: Christmas day spokchuckle.

Started off Christmas day with a nice poo. Kind of a fun poo. Even a festive poo. In keeping with the season. Merry Christmas everybody. 

eNjoy.

24 December: Thursday ortblooger.

Day before Christmas. Day before Christmas poo. Interesting shapes in your poo. Not much else to say. 

eNjoy.

23 December: Wednesday spormdanker.

Soft, fluffy poo souffle. You can see some corn, which is always a treat. Other than that, not much else to say.

eNjoy.

22 December: Tuesday chunglukker.

Big, fat, Tuesday loaf. I can really appreciate a loaf poo because I don't often pinch a loaf. There you go. I rate this poo a 7.

eNjoy.

21 December: Monday drumphly.

Monday poo. I have some time off for the holidays. Pretty sure I'll be pooing. A lot. During the holidays. And I'll blog about all of it. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

20 December: Sunday blorfenclug.

Interesting poo. Kind of a clunky, blunky multi-loaf. Chunky and brown. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

19 December: Saturday jungblivet.

This poo got me out of bed. I was awake, but trying to go back to sleep. But my bowel decided it was time to poo. That's Edgar bowels do. End you gotta go, you gotta go. The rectum fills up and gets a brother out of bed. What are you going to do?

eNjoy.

18 December: Friday munkworther.

End of the week poo. Wasn't sure if I'd crap today because I crapped like 4 times Thursday. Yep, that meant I had a sore bunghole. Whenever I have to poo more then once or twice, I end up with trace amounts of blood on the TP. That's due to hemerrhoids. At least according to my gastro doc. Otherwise, my hemerrhoids don't bother me. So, there you go.

eNjoy.

17 December: Thursday spinkerjoad.

Thursday poo. Kind of a blinker little choad. A porf. A blittle. A narly little gorl. Meh. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

16 December: Wednesday blibnaiker.

Mid week poo. Another unexciting poo. In a long string of unexciting poos. I have no excuse. I'm letting my fans down. My bowel is letting my fans down. I will strive to poo better. 

eNjoy.

15 December: Tuesday chogglemoinkter.

Not a good poo pic. But, I'm stumped as to what the rectangle is lower left. Any ideas?

eNjoy.

Dinosaur poo!

This is 48 million year old, fossilized dinosaur poo. More technically--a coprolite. Probably from an ancient crocodilian. Nice looking poo. Well formed. It's a fossil, but it looks like poo!

eNjoy.

14 December: Monday scampchittle.

Woke up this morning and had to poo. Before I even started my coffee. I had to push it out--it was a little hesitant. And it turned out to be--meh. Poor form and sank. To the bottom. They can't all be winners, right?

eNjoy.

13 December: Sunday glumpsterchoad.

This poo got me out of bed. Yep, 0600 on a Sunday morning, I had to poo. And poo I did. And what a poo! Very nice poo pic. Big meaty loaves. Nice, rich brown color. Interesting contrast in the books and crannies. I rate this poo a solid 8.

eNjoy.

11 December: Friday jumpfladding.

Interesting little Friday loaflets. Kind of a lighter, orangish brown. Fluffy little floating loaflets. Light and fluffy. I like this poo. And it came flying out on my bunghole like it was on a mission. I rate this poo a 7. 

eNjoy.

10 December: Thursday stobjobble.

This poo was a little different. A little plumper. A little fatter. A little darker. A little blumper. Not a bad looking poo. 

eNjoy.

9 December: Wednesday zaarpcheeny.

Middle of the week poo. Kind of a plaaf. A goof. A goof. A poo chunkister. A glumberger. A poo clumpster. What would you call it?

8 December: Tuesday thorblecrance.

NOT an exciting poo. Poos lately have been--messy. Kind of soft and crummy. I'm not sure what's going on with my bowel. I crap in the morning, and then again after almost every time I eat. It's no fun. And my bunghole gets sore. And I'm going stop rating poos unless they are truly exceptional. 

7 December: Monday chumglubber.

Starting another week, working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. Another week. A week of pooing. Hoping that my poo, in this blog, will help some people get thorough this dumpster fire of a year. You're welcome.

6 December: Sunday jortblimmer.

Sunday poo. Pooey poo. Glumpy poo. Poo phlunk. There you go.

5 December: Saturday plumpkinjird.

End of the week poo. Pooed right after I woke up. As I was making my coffee, the old pooper decided it was time to poop. Kind of a submerged bloafus. Not particularly exciting. But still poo. Poo is poo. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

4 December: Friday gumptysloch.

Friday poo. Brown and glooey. Cool little pollup. And I was fasting yesterday so I only crapped once. Seems like lately every time I eat I have to crap. Shitting three times a day gets old. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

Dry spell

So, Tuesday's and Wednesday's poos were not pooagenic. They just weren't worthy of entries in this blog. Wednesday I crapped twice. Once in the morning, and then directly after my afternoon walk. About a quarter mile from my house, I had to shit. Through the front door, sphincter clenched, crab walk to the bathroom, sweats pulled down, and the poo exploded out of my ass like a bullet train. Squirt shit. I just barely made it. 

And Thursday I didn't poo at all. One of those rare poo-free days. That explains the lack of poo pics. Sometimes it's just not meant to happen.

30 November: Monday querllyshote.

Monday poo. Day off. Day off poo. Kind of flaky and funky. I rate this poo a 5. 

eNjoy.

29 November: Sunday chompgugger.

Sunday poo. Nice little poolets. Nice color and texture.  Interesting inclusions of what's most likely undigested food. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

28 November: Saturday bloafinggrund.

Most excellent Saturday poo. Brilliant. Brown. Chunkles. What more could I say? I rate this poo an 8. 

eNjoy.