Saturday, November 28, 2020

27 November: Friday day after Thanksgiving poo.

So, I did indeed poo yesterday. As a matter of fact, I shit 3 times yesterday. First poo was a regular poo, the others were squirt-shits. You can't really see any identifiable food from my Thanksgiving feast, but it's a nice looking poo. Kind of gorky and chunky. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

Thursday, November 26, 2020

26 November: Thanksgiving Day quadnurping.

Looking forward to eating a lot today. And I started the day off with a nice chork. Nice texture and color. Tomorrow's poo, day after Thanksgiving poo is always interesting. Can't wait! I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

25 November: Wednesday gorkchiddle.

Day before Thanksgiving. And I started it off with a good poo. This is a nice looking poo. You can see bits of veggies from the previous day's salad. Always fun. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

24 November: Tuesday goochfluggin.

Simple little poo. Sank to the bottom. Still a fairly good poo pic. Two cool little loaves. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

23 November: Monday clubberdump.

Beginning my 36th week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. Still pooing at home. The poo never stops. Which is a good thing, I guess. Otherwise I'd blow up like a balloon full of poo. Monday's poo was a cool little chunkles. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

Sunday, November 22, 2020

22 November: Sunday brumperflotz.

Pooed right after I woke up. Before my first sip of coffee. Kind of long and stringy. The color is off too. At the time I posted this, I'd already shit three times today. It's going to be one of those days. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

21 November: Saturday churgglottner.

Saturday poo pile. Kind of a brown blork. Meh. They can't all be winners. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

eNjoy.

Saturday, November 21, 2020

20 November: yarkchunkle.

Friday poo. Kinda cool. This plop didn't just fall out of my ass...I had to push it. I didn't have to push hard, but I did have to push. So the poo was a little harder then normal. Interesting chunkles. I rate this poo a 6. 

eNjoy.

19 November: Thursday glubdouble.

Better looking poo. First pic of the main body. Second pic is of the little nugget that was separated from the main body at the bottom. First pic was good; little nugget has some interesting marbling. 

eNjoy.

18 November: Wednesday glumshander.

Middle of the week poo. Meh. Looks more like a smudge. But still poo. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

17 November: Tuesday phlubbingelp.

Tuesday home poo. Nothing but a poo. Creamy and gooey. Gloomy and gooney. Not exciting, just a gloop. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

16 November: Monday jogglechum.

Starting my 35th week working from home because of the coronavirus pandemic. Working and pooing at home. Just a blunky, chunky chunk. It's just--okay. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy 

Sunday, November 15, 2020

15 November: Sunday tritewundle.

Started off the week with a good poo. And a good looking poo. Nice, bi-color brown, creamy, fluffy and bulbous. You're welcome. I rate this poo a 7 1/2.

eNjoy.

14 November: Saturday chlorphunder.

Weekend day poo. A better poo. Brown, solid and chunky. AND--I've stopped shitting 4 times a day. That shit was getting old. So, my bunghole is getting a break. I've found that if I just ride out the urge to poo, for instance after I eat something, I can avoid that poo--sometimes. I just woke understand why, sometimes after I eat, everything in my colon turns to liquid. I'll have to Google that some day. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

13 November: Friday wertzerchort.

Friday the 13th. Better looking poo. You can see chunks of carrot from the salad I ate the day before the day before at lunch. Always fun! I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

12 November: Thursday clavvelport.

This poo is a little better. A little more solid and floaty. You can definitely see a lot of food chunks in there. For those of you who like that. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

11 November: Wednesday urmorglutz.

Another fuzzy, ill-defined poo. Monday through Wednesday were challenging poo days. I shit 3 or 4 times each day. And that sucks. Really sucks. First poo in morning--normal. Then, usually after lunch, I have to shit--again. 2nd, 3rd and 4th poos are mostly liquid. And more than one poo means a lot of wiping and a sore bunghole. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

10 November: Tuesday chunkblunny.

Starting my 34th week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. Still working from home. Still pooing exclusively at home. This poo is--not exciting. Under water, not a lot of definition. Meh. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

eNjoy.

Sunday, November 8, 2020

8 November: Sunday blinkerchud.

Cool poo pic. The little splotch in the middle is the tiny part of the poo that broke the surface of the water. I trained the camera so the flash was at that exact spot so you wouldn't see the flash in the water. The poo is a nice rich, reddish brown color. Interesting chunkles. In rate this poo a 7.

eNjoy.

7 November: Saturday glomptrinner.

Saturday poo. Kind of glumpy and bulbous. Dark and creamy. Gluey and fluey. Dark, rich brown color. Not a bad poo. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

6 November: Friday chlumploaf.

End of the work week and I finished with a great poo pic. Beautiful twin loaves. Not much else to say. I rate this poo an 8.

eNjoy 

5 November: Thursday stimperblobbin.

Kind of a curious poo. It was completely submerged, so I had to shoot it at an angle. These kind of poo pics are usually interesting. This poo has an interesting "crinkle" at the bottom. Looks like the "skin" is peeling back. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

Thursday, November 5, 2020

4 November: Wednesday glumpty.

Wednesday's poo was just a big blork. A poo pile. Formless. A blorp. It fell out of my ass, and just say there. Unexciting. Uninspired. Sometimes a poo just screams out "I'm so cool" this poo didn't do that. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

Tuesday, November 3, 2020

3 November: Tuesday drootflobble.

So, it's election day here in the US. It's also the 33rd week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. And I started the day off with a nice poo. Kind of a cool looking poo. Another poo that looks like a Chinese character. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

Monday, November 2, 2020

2 November: Monday glorpherchumble.

Day off today. Slept late, pooed late. Not a particularly interesting poo, but a good poo pic. Sometimes the light and contrast is just right. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

1 November: Sunday chortglunker.

Starting off the month with a poo! Imagine that! As soon as I wake up, I have to poo. The poo never stops. The wiping never stops. The blogging never stops. Well, if there was no poo, there'd be no blog. And nothing for you to look in. So I guess I'll keep pooing. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

Sunday, November 1, 2020

31 October: Halloween day schtuglunker.

So, today's the special day. Halloween day. Spooky day. And I started off the day by dropping a spooky, spiky plorp. Kind of a gunky, chunky, stumpy clurg. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

30 October: Friday fluckpander.

End of the work week. The poo is a little fluffier and a little greener. A little gooier and I little pooier. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

28 October: Wednesday flinkdunder.

Nice, rich, brown loafers. No more commentary necessary. Good looking poo. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

27 October: Tuesday glimpchudder.

When this poo came squirting out, it felt more liquid that what turned out. Interesting little mini-loaf floating on the top. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

26 October: Monday chunklegumny.

32nd week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. I continue to work, and poo at home. Pooing and working, working and pooing. That's what I do. Monday's poo was a chunky affair. Not much else to say. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.