27 September: Sunday chorklunker.

Woke up Sunday feeling HUNGover. Had a bit too much rum the night before. This poo was kind of brown and chunky. Came later than normal, but then, I was hungover, so I woke later than normal. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

26 September: Saturday flububber.

Weekend blop poo. Just sat down, opened the cheeks and dropped the plop. Not an exciting poo. But it's still poo. Kind of checkered and speckled. I rate this poo a 5 

eNjoy.

25 September: Friday glueytunkt.

Dropped this late week turd as soon as I woke up. Nice looking poo. And a good poo pic. I rate this poo a 7.

eNjoy.

24 September: Thursday gluntjibber.

Dropped this poo at about the normal time. In between coffee and work. Kind of an interesting poo. Kind of clumpy and dumpy. Kind of klorgy and plorgy. It seems like I can see lots of undigested foodstuff in there. I like it! I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

23 September: Wednesday kwathumpum.

So, went out for my morning walk before I dropped my morning deuce. Didn't even realize it. Just walked out the door. About half way I did realize it, and hoped I wouldn't end up crapping in the woods. And I didn't. But I've come close in the past. I was okay this time, I made out home, no problem. But when I got home, it was time to poo. And poo I did. Nice looking poo. Nice, darkish green logs. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

22 September: Tuesday thumpwubble.

Regular early morning home/work poo. Kind of uninspired. Just a plop. A plorp. A plobbit. A plobbit. A poo plobgurt. A plobgurt. A poo plorpgum. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

21 September: Monday cholgrainer.

Starting my 27th week if working from home because of the coronavirus pandemic. Which means I'm--pooing at home. Things have changed dramatically for me in the last 6 months. But I haven't stopped blogging about my poo. Because I know my fans want the poo pics. I've had people reach out to me to tell thank my for continuing to blog about my poo. It gives them a sense of normalcy. I get it. I keep pooing, and blogging, maybe things aren't as crazy. This poo would have been better if it hasn't sank. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

eNjoy.

20 September: Sunday clockflobber.

Started off the new week with a nice poo. This one was a little shy. I had to induce this poo. Before my walk. (Not good to have to take a dump in the middle of a 50 minute walk.) So I went into the bathroom, pulled up Wordfeud on my phone, and shortly was squeezing this turd out. Good looking poo. Interesting color brown. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

19 September: Saturday flokkerjourd.

Weekend poo. Dropped it right before college game day. Nothing like dropping a turd and settling in for an afternoon of college football. This poo isn't exciting... It's sort of a blob. But it's still poo. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

18 September: Friday spinkmunter.

Still working from home. Woke up Friday and had a nice poo. I typically wake up at about 6:30 and poo right after coffee. That's my routine now. My covid19 routine. Sigh. This poo is globby. Just, globby. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

17 September: Thursday chorkquander.

There wasn't a lot of corn in the previous day's lunch salad. But you certainly can see it in Thursday's poo. Corn really shows to in your poo! I rate this poo a 6.

Enjoy.

16 September: Wednesday chimplegurnd

Mid week with poo. Skinny little logs. My much else to say. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

15 September: Tuesday blunkertheeg.

Interesting brown chunkles. Came three sips into my first cup of coffee. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

14 September: Monday clurningchuggle.

Starting my 26th week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. That's half a year. Amazing. Still pooing. The poo never stops. I guess it would stop if I stopped eating. I guess somebody on a 5 day fast would stop pooing after day 2 or 3. I'm not planning on that kind of fast any time soon. (I saw a show recently in Netflix about people who go on 30 day fasts. Can you imagine?) This is a standard poo for me. I rate it a 5.

eNjoy.

12 September: Saturday gorningtibber.

End of the week poo. Kind of a big blob. Not exciting, but still poo. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

eNjoy.

11 September: Friday swinnerchumpk.

So, Friday poo. Kind of interesting shape, color and texture. But not interesting enough. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

10 September: Thursday vrodderminsk.

Back working at home, pooing at home. This poo was a sinker. Looks like the camera got bits and pieces on the surface. Kind of a cool effect. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

9 September: Wednesday glundlegorp.

A big ole log, a couple of poo chunks, and a couple of small poo "spheres," bottom left, round and a different color. My poo never ceases to amaze me. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

8 September: Tuesday flomchubber.

Day after Labor Day, another day off. This was a nicer looking poo. Kind of globular and bulging. Nice color, nice contrast. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

7 September: Monday froggerchunt.

Fist full day back home. Sucks. The day after vacation always sucks. Decided to have a poo. Having a poo always helps. Not an exciting poo, but still poo. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

eNjoy.

6 September: Sunday double glostportem.

So, left the beach Sunday. Pooed once so the beach, once at home. Neither poo was spectacular. So now, I'm back pooing at home. The poo never stops. And I'll never stop blogging about it. 

eNjoy.

5 September: Saturday chorterglump.

So, vacation is coming to an end. This is my last full day at the beach. Will spend a lot of the time at the beach. Started the day with a big poo. Nice, big, brown chunkles. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

4 September: Friday floggerplintz.

Still at the beach. Still pooing. A lot. Two, three times a day. That's okay. It's my vacation, and I will poo whenever I feel the need. (Well, I don't that when I'm not in vacation too.) Another mediocre poo. The last couple of poo have definitely not equalled those from the beginning of the week. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

3 September: Thursday blobquander.

Still at the beach. Still pooing. Rely, that's all I'm doing. I'm on vacation. I don't have to ANYTHING except go to the beach, eat and poo. That's it. I've actually been pooing several times a day. I poo first thing in the morning. Then I usually poo after eating lunch (I've been eating some hearty lunches). This poo isn't as good as the pay couple of poos. But hey--it's still poo. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

eNjoy.

2 September: Wednesday chirdlezunt.

Still pooing at the beach. And this poo was outstanding. Great form, sort of a folded, rolling poo log. Great focus. Great color. I rate this poo a 9. 

eNjoy.

1 September: Tuesday flunderberm.

Second day at the beach. On vacation, as we say in the US. Still pooing. So far, the beach has been very good for my poo. This is another pretty cool poo. It was a sinker, so it was all below the water. So the whole poo is in focus. The poo looks folded. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

31 August: Monday slopperchoint.

On vacation at the beach. So this is my first beach poo. And a pretty nice looking poo. Large, smooth, brown log. I rate this poo an 8 1/2.

eNjoy.

30 August: Sunday chuntflopple.

Started the week by dropping a nice turd. Kind of an interesting shape and color. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.