29 Mar: Sunday juddgramper.

Woke up Sunday afternoon, hungover as hell. Really. Had a cup of coffee, and took a huge dump. This is definitely hangover poo. But not a bad looking poo. Actually, these are nice, rich, brown logs. My head hurt, but my bowel was working fine. I rate this poo a 7. 

eNjoy.

28 Mar: Saturday jimmplommer.

Woke up later than normal today. Went out yesterday to buy some essentials. Almost surreal. People in masks. People in gloves. People carrying hand sanitizer and chlorox wipes with them. Today's poo was kind of cool. Kind of a big, compact ploop. Nice rich, brown color, nice texture. I rate this a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

27 Mar: Friday fleenplimp.

So, the Friday if the second week working from home. Still sheltering in place, still not leaving the house much. Just trying to avoid the coronavirus. Like everybody else. But still pooing. The poo doesn't stop. Ever. This poo was a little different. A little soft and a little hard at the same time. Weird. And up can see the red pepper I had from the previous day's burrito bowl. Always fun. I rate this poo a 6. 

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26 Mar; Thursday double throoglechorb.

So, pooed twice on Thursday. This was interesting in that the second poo was actually better than the first. Usually it's the opposite. Neither one of them are stellar, but what can you do? It's poo! First poo is a 4, second poo is 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

25 Mar: Wednesday sproiglenorm.

Still sheltering in place. Still working from home. And still crapping. The poo never stops. In the middle of a coronavirus pandemic, the poo Iris coming in strong. Two days in a row I only crapped once. Thank God. Still can't find toilet paper anywhere. I picked up a 4 pack at Wegmans in Sunday. That should last my another couple of weeks. After that, I guess I'll have to jump in the shower every time I crap! This poo is only so-so. Not exciting, but not a dud. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

24 Mar: Tuesday flumperdrimp.

Working from home, sheltering in place. First day in several days I didn't shit 3 times in one day. Sheeesh. And me running short on toilet paper. So the Tuesday respite was appreciated. This poo if sort of lumpy and flumpy. I rate it a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

23 Mar: Monday sprodleguntz.

Monday, still working from home. Running out of toilet paper, but still crapping my brains out. Pic is first of three poos yesterday. The second two poos were liquid. This poo pic surprised me. It felt sorry coming out, and ended up being this strange, long flaky log. My poo never ceases to amaze me. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

22 Mar: Pandemic!

I just wanted to post and let everybody know that, even though we're in the midst of a worldwide coronavirus pandemic, I will keep posting to this blog. Because I know people need constancy. They need to see what they're used to seeing. That's why I'm going to keep posting pictures of my poo until the very end. Until I can no longer post. Or unless I can no longer poo. Coronavirus be damned.

22 Mar: Sunday chinchkumber.

Sunday home poo. Just a big poo splog. A big, fat, reddish brown poo splorch. Ooey, gooey, rich, creamy goodness. Not a big fat log, but still an interesting poo pic. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

21 Mar: Saturday thombwaizle.

So, started the day with a nice poo. Felt like a lot coming out. Just came sliding right out. No pushing. I almost never have to push. They just slide right out. They you go. Now you know how I poo. I open up and spread my cheeks. This poo was a little better than the previous 3 days poo. Still a soft plop, but a little darker, a little richer looking, sorry of a pebbly texture. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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20 Mar: Friday flobglobbin

Home work poo is the new normal. And this is another soft poo load. This one was a little more interesting than the previous two poos. A little darker, a little chunkier. A little more mottled in color. I rate this poo a 5. 

eNjoy.

19 Mar: Thursday broiglejunt

Still working from home. Still crapping 3 times a day. Still crapping unexciting poo. I rate this poo a 3.

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18 Mar: Wednesday gulpflitten.

Still working from home. Still worried about coronavirus. Funny thing is, I've been crapping 3 times a day, and I'm running out of toilet paper. And the stores are sold out of toilet paper. Really. I need to get some Imodium so I stop crapping my brains out. But the stores are probably some out of that too. Mediocre poo. I rate it a 3 1/2.

eNjoy.

17 Mar: Tuesday flumptitter.

Second day of my extended work from home adventure. I suspect I will be taking home poo pics for the next couple of months. I heard on the news that the coronavirus pandemic might not peak for another 45 days. Good forbid I actually catch the disease, I could end up posting coronavirus poo topics. 

I actually shit 3 times today but only the first one was pooagenic enough to post. A big, fat, fuzzy poo log. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

16 Mar: Monday donkerschmo.

So, I'll be working from home for the foreseeable future. You know, the whole coronavirus pandemic thing. Luckily, I am in a position to work from home. What that means for my readers is that, probably for the next couple of months, all my poos will be home poos. No work poos. That's good for you because the home page poo pics are usually better than the work poo pics. The lighting is just better. So, here we go. First quarantine poo pic. I rate it a 6.

eNjoy.

15 Mar: second Sunday blobbersnot.

So, I pooed twice yesterday. Second poo was a blob. A ploop. Nothing spectacular. But still a poo. And I always rejoice in poo. 

eNjoy.

15 Mar: Sunday yzorderrex.

So, feasted on Taco Bell for breakfast yesterday, and had snacks for dinner. Oh, yes, and I drank a couple of beers after my cardio workout! Beer poo! (I actually braved the coronavirus and went out and bought a 12 pack of Yuenling Lager, getting ready to be indoors for a couple of weeks.) This poo case as soon as I woke up--it didn't even wait for the coffee. Kind of a poo plop. A ploop. Not very exciting. I rate this poo a 4. 

eNjoy.

14 Mar: Saturday clercherzop.

So, feasted on a delicious chicken, bean and rice dip I get from a nearby Mexican food restaurant. And I had chicken flautas. And lots if Deep Eddy Grapefruit Vodka. Then I woke up this morning and dropped a nice poo. It started a lot chunkier and then it fell apart and Dan y. Meh. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

13 Mar: Friday jorsenstraup.

So, working from home today--coronavirus concerns. And started the day with a nice poo. This was kind a different poo for me. Kind of fat, textured and fluffy. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

12 Mar: Thursday double chintzworgluggin.

So, pooed twice Thursday. First one babe before I left for work in the morning. Worked out at the gym at work, and showered and was fresh. And then I had to poo again an hour later. So no longer fresh. The better of the two poos was the second one. Rich, brown and creamy. Second poo I rate a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

11 Mar: Wednesday flumperborn.

Dropped this little poo before I got into the shower in the morning. Always good to poo right before you shower. You stay fresh longer! This was a little blorp, and not a bad poo pic. Kind of bulbous. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

9 Mar: Monday poxlechork.

Day off today. So this is day off poo. So, compared to yesterday's masterpiece, this poo is a let down. Much softer, unexciting little poolets. Oh well. For every one of yesterday's poo, I get 10 of these. They can't all be winners. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

8 Mar: Sunday groluxbund.

So, feasted on chicken last night and drank WAAAY too much vodka. So I woke up this morning hung over as hell. And as soon as I woke up, I had to poo. And this poo is a work of art. A long, greenish, smooth, coily log. Nice smooth consistency. A great poo pic. I rate this poo a solid 9.

eNjoy.

7 Mar: Saturday syruggle.

So, I slept in this morning because it's the weekend! No work! But because I wake up at 5 am during the week, I sometimes wake up at 5 on the weekends. So, this morning I woke up at 5, and when I was trying to get back to sleep, I had to poo! I got that old familiar rumbling in the gut. So I had to poo. And because I wanted to go back to sleep, I didn't turn on the light, and pooed in the dark. Not a bad pic for being taken in the dark. Not an excellent poo, but still a poo! I rate this poo a 6. 

eNjoy.

 

6 Mar: Friday gloinkputter

So, got to work, and dropped a poo. I was going to the gym right after (we have a gym at work), so the timing was perfect. This felt like about 9 pounds of poo coming out, but it's hard to tell that from the pic. Not exciting, but poo is poo! I rate this poo a 4 1/2. 

eNjoy.

4 Mar: Wednesday rimpdrompling.

So, mid week poo. This one came at home, before I got into the shower. Always the best time to poo. BEFORE you shower. And this is a good poo pic. Not an exciting poo, not a big, fat poo log, but a good pic. This is another big, gloopy, soft poo pile. Like soft serve chocolate ice cream. I rate this poo a 6, just based on the quality of the pic. 

eNjoy 

3 Mar: Tuesday fluffglindle.

Mid morning work poo. Good pic, and kind of am interesting poo. Certainly more solid than Monday's poo. It looks like there's some corn in the poo but I don't remember eating corn on Monday. The mysteries of poo! 😁 I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

2 Mar: Monday jorblemmirt.

So, Monday work poo. Not exciting. Kind of a bloop. A soft, gooey bloop. What do I always say? They can't all be winners. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

1 Mar: Sunday cluggerbread.

So, I woke up late on a lazy Sunday morning, had a cup of coffee, and had a nice poo. Looks like I'm back in my regular once a day poo routine. Ha! I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.