30 Nov: Saturday sloberjickle.

So, I feasted yet again yesterday on turkey and stuffing. Working from home, I actually made a delicious toasted turkey, stuffing and cranberry sandwich. Yum. Ate crab and cheese dip with tortilla chips in the evening. And as always, drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka for liquid refreshment.  And this morning's poo was truly special. A really nice looking turd. Floaty and magnificent. I need to eat turkey and stuffing more often. I rate this poo an 8 1/2. 

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29 Nov: Friday flumpolger.

So, yesterday was Thanksgiving and I feasted. Turkey and oyster stuffing and all of the trimmings. That's what we Americans do on Thanksgiving, we eat. And I ate. And drank. (Although after the huge meal, I absolutely could not catch a buzz. But oh well.) The turkey was fried and delicious. The stuffing and sweet potatoes were delicious. And the poo all of that food contributed to is pictured below. Post Thanksgiving day binge poo. Not a bad poo pic. I rate it an 8.

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28 Nov: Thanksgiving day fluffermoink.

Started off the big feast day (off) with a big fat poo plop. Take a look at all of that ooey, gooey goodness. The poo is a nice, tidy, uniform deep brown. Nice consistency, nice fluffiness! I rate this poo a solid 8. What say you?

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27 Nov: Wednesday agglomper.

Mid week work poo, day before Thanksgiving. This poo took just a little bit of a push. And then sank to the bottom of the bowl. This was a substantial poo, but you can't really tell. I think I might try sitting closer to the edge so the poo plops on the ledge instead of sinking into the bowl. I'll keep you posted. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

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26 Nov: Tuesday gloopcorming.

Tuesday work poo. Kind of interesting with the light reflections. Kind of multi-colored poo. Not bad. I rate this solid 6.

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25 Nov: Monday wringleporper.

Started off the Thanksgiving holiday week at work with a nice poo! This one I actually had to push out. Normally they just slide right out with no prompting required. This one was a little shy--had to be coaxed. Not a bad looking little poo. Another curlicue. I rate this a 6 1/2.

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24 Nov: Sunday proibbleyunter.

Yesterday was cheat day, so on those days I typically eat anything I want. I drank beer while watching college football and ate a Popeye's Chicken sandwich. You know, the one people have been standing in line for? The sandwich that prompted a stabbing death in Maryland! It was a good sandwich, buy not all that good. Not worth getting stabbed over. It did help produce this ooey, gooey poo pie. I rate it a 5 1/2. 

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23 Nov: Saturday stubbuppling.

Ate pizza and wings Friday night and drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka--my favorite Friday meal. And that usually produces a pretty robust poo Saturday morning. This poo was not what I would call robust. But better than the poos from the beginning of the week. A nice rich brown and lots of plump firmness. I give this solid 6 1/2.

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22 Nov: Friday yoodlescimbid.

End of the week. And I pooed at work! Imagine! Almost never a day without poo! The poo just keeps coming and coming. This was not a bad poo. Interesting pic. Wasn't sure what to expect as it babe out all in a rush. Kind of a poo curlicue. 

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21 Nov: Thursday glommuppins.

Getting toward the end of the work week. These little ploobles look like fuzzy little commas. Fair to middling poo. I rate it a 5 1/2.

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20 Nov: Wednesday claybrummle.

Mid week work glumple. Solid poo, a little bulkier, and a little chunkier. Not a bad effort. I rate this a solid 6 1/2. What say you?

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19 Nov: Tuesday dorginfarz.

Morning work poo. Kind of little potato like lumpkins, sitting on the bottom. I rate this poo a 5. What say you?

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18 Nov: Monday morglejimple.

Started off the work week with an impressive, fuzzy little gorple. Urgh. Sorry. I rate this a 3 at best 

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17 Nov: Sunday gloafmogle.

So, I pooed before I took my first sip of coffee. This poo was just impatient to come out. So I obliged and seelt it free. Not spectacular. Kind of big and brown and "loafish." Ah well. I give it a 6.

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16 Nov: Saturday glurmdumple.

So, I feasted on a cheesesteak sandwich with fries and fried mushrooms. Also drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka. Yum. And that made for a nice looking poo this morning. This is A LOT poo. Felt like everything but the kitchen sink came out of my bunghole. And it's a great poo pic. A nice, uniform deep brown. You can really see the ooey, gooey goodness. I give this poo a solid 8. What say you?

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15 Nov: Friday klugglemoke.

Morning work poo came 30 minutes after I got to work. Interesting poo in that just a little tiny part was above water, and that's where I made sure the flash was directly over, so I didn't get a flash reflection. What I don't do to get you the good poo pics! I'm always working hard to make sure you get the best poo. I rate this poo a sold 6 1/2. What say you?

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14 Nov: Thursday goblavian.

I crapped 3 times Wednesday, so Thursday's poo didn't come until the afternoon. And kind of an interesting looking poo. For a work poo. The angle is a little different, but the pic of sharp, so you can really see the texture of the poo. Looks a little crinkly to me. I rate it a solid 6. What say you?

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13 Nov: Wednesday plorblewusp.

So I shat this out about an hour after I got to work. Not exciting. Maybe a little fuzzy? Not much else to say. I rate it a 4. 

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12 Nov: Tuesday tumplopper.

Early morning poo. Came before I showered--always a good thing. Kind of darker and gloopier. I rate it a 5. What say you?

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11 Nov: Monday bungolian.

Day off today for Veterans Day. Slept on, had a cup of coffee, and then had a nice poo. This felt like it was going to be full on liquid when it was ready to come out. But it had a little form and a little substance. Kind of flaky on the outside. Not a bad little poo. I give it a 5 1/2. What say you?

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10 Nov: Sunday glumpdiggle.

So, I woke up this morning and had a nice poo! Imagine that! My poo book says poo is about 75% water. Did you know that? There's some fiber, some bacteria, some old cells, some mucus, but mostly water. Hmmm. Fair enough. I know this poo is also partly pizza and rum. 😉

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9 Nov: Saturday gooplungel.

Feasted on pizza last night, after I fasted until the chili cheese dog I ate at the movie theater at 3:45. Oh, and had some Sailor Jerry's rum and coke. Full sugar, vanilla and orange Coke. Yum. First poo this morning was a big glop. I thought it would be solid, but it came out in a plop. Not an exciting poo. But still poo. I give it a 5. What say you? 

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8 Nov: Friday glopperdinkle.

So, again, this poo babe before I got into the shower. (That means I didn't have to wash my hands after I pooed. Because I wiped and got right into the shower!) And I went to work fresh. And stayed fresh. And not a bad looking poo pic. Kind of thick and globby. I give it a solid 7. What say you?

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7 Nov: Thursday noxlescurn.

Kind of a fun little work poo. Came about an hour after I got to work. It's completely submerged, but you can see it very well. Another of what I call art pics. This is poo art. I give it a 6. What say you?

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6 Nov: Wednesday double sklayibble.

So, first poo was excellent. First off, it's a nice looking poo. Big, solid log, and you can see the corn fun the burrito bowl I ate the previous day. And it came BEFORE I took a shower so I went to work fresh. I give the first poo a sold 8. 

The secund poo came in the afternoon. And it was a regular, solid poo. It wasn't loose like most of my second poos. And you still see corn! I give this one a 6 1/2. What say you?

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5 Nov: Tuesday blemmurchunk.

Dropped this load just before I left for work. So I was fresh for about 10 minutes. Sometimes it just doesn't work. And it isn't an exciting poo. I give it a 5 1/2. What say you?

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4 Oct: Monday Crimpledorb.

Day off today. An this poo woke me up. Well, I was already awake, but I was still in bed. The poo just roused me to action. Roused me to take a dump! Always a good reason to get out of bed. Not a bad looking poo. When I first saw it, I didn't excite me. But as I tweaked the pic, it turned out to be a winner. I give this poo a solid 7 1/2. What do you think? Please feel free to rate my poo in the comments.

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3 Oct: Sunday storpplezund.

So, I dropped a load today. Came three sips into my morning coffee. Good poo pic because it's in the shallow bowl of my mid level toilet, and it looks a little gassy so it's mostly floating. That makes for a good poo pic. Hoping for more of these! I give it a solid 7. What say you? Don't hesitate to let me know in the comments. (I'm still waiting for my first reader rating!)

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2 Nov: Saturday cleamermunf.

Went to see a movie last night and by the time I got home I had to shit. Bad. You know, than hurriedly park the car, and bounce up the stairs with the sphincter clenched kind of situation. Got to the bathroom, and on my God that felt good. Not pooagenic, but of those religious moment poos. 

Poo this morning came almost immediately after walking. Felt truly substantial coming out, and unexciting upon observance. I give this poo a 4. What say you?

1 Nov: Friday wumpdreebling.

End of the work week. Poo came about 15 minutes after I got to the office. Again, another unspectacular poo. They've been soft, and, I guess, less gassy because they've mostly been submerged lately. This does have a loglet that's above water, but that's because it's sitting on top of a poo glob. I sit down and feel like I have a big load to drop, and when dropping it feels like a big load, and when I check it just isn't exciting. That's been my poo life lately. Sigh. I rate this a 5. What say you?

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31 Oct: Thursday flibjocker.

So Thursday was Halloween. I had a poo, and passed out candy to the cute little trick-or-treaters. And yes, I washed my hands before I passed out the candy. I'm not a barbarian. The poo is submerged, a little soft, a little puffy. Meh. I give it a 5. What say you?

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30 Oct: Wednesday dickelwamp.

Mid week work poo. Getting back into the swing of being in the office. When I travel for any amount of time,  it's weird, I get back and feel like I've been gone for months. The poo is pretty standard. Soft. Fluffy. Not super exciting. I give it a 5. What say you?

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29 Oct: Tuesday blingpuddle

Early morning work poo. A little more solid, a little darker, a little pooier, a little gooier. Not a bad effort. Hey, it's poo! I give this a solid 7. What say you? Let me know in the comments; 

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28 Oct: Monday morblunk.

Start of the work week, back in the office. Dropped it about 7 am, about 45 minutes after I got to work. Kind of a middling poo, but better than no poo! I give it a 5 1/2. What say you? Please feel free to rate my poo! 

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27 Oct: Sunday glumbitjarger.

Last day in Atlanta. Finally a solid poo. It's been a couple of weeks of sub-par poo. I tell you, I need to start on the Metemucil. I give this poo a 6 1/2. What say you?

eNjoy.