30 Jun: Sunday plumperquarb.

Feasted yesterday because it was cheat day. Ate everything in sight. Drank a big fat milkshake from  Arby's. Yum! Drank beer after my workout and ate pizza again. And if course, drank more Deep Eddy's grapefruit vodka. That all made for a pretty good poo this morning. This felt VERY substantial sliding out. Good poo pic.

eNjoy.

29 Jun: Saturday drumplefloog.

Fasted Friday day, feasted Friday evening. As is my custom. Are pizza and cupcakes. And drank vodka. Always grapefruit vodka on Friday night. So this is grapefruit vodka poo. Looks like of like every other poo. But kind of an interesting poo pic. Like many of my poos, starts off as a log, ends in a plop.

eNjoy.

28 Jun: Friday florflejump.

Fasting Friday,, at work, and about three sips into my customary Friday fast day Monster drink I had to poo! Imagine that. Pooing about an hour after I got to work. And not a bad poo pic. Nice, big, solid log.

eNjoy.

27 Jun: Thursday slutterbormph.

Another work poo. This came about 2 hours after I got to work. But it wasn't urgent. I farted a little, which usually tells me a poo is coming. But 8:30 rolled around, and I got a mild notice that a poo was coming. Usually, when you have to poo, you have to poo. This one would have had no problem waiting. I decided to poo anyway. Because--why wait, right? Pooing now is always better than pooing later.

eNjoy.

26 Jun: Wednesday double frookledoom.

Another two poo day. And again, both poos came before showers, the same way they happened Monday. Always nice to go through the day fresh. First poo in the morning was a small poo, and it sank. I tried to get close up to get some texture, but my phone's camera focused mainly on the bubbles on the surface of the water. Second poo was much more substantial. Nice pre workout poo.

eNjoy.

25 Jun: Tuesday tumblebloater.

So, pooed once Tuesday, about two hours after I got to work. Interesting little poolet. Kind of squiggly. Better word? Let me know.

eNjoy.

24 Jun: Monday double mungphole.

So, I crapped twice Monday. Once before I showered in the morning. I woke up a little early to get some things done before work, and had a cup of coffee, and by the time I got to the bathroom, but before I got into the shower, I had to poo! Pooing before I get into the shower is always the best! Don't have to wash my hands! And you can see exactly where I pinched that loaf off! 

Second poo came when I was in the gym, warming up. So I pooed and then worked out. So both poos came just before showering, which was optimal timing. Fresh all day!

eNjoy.

23 Jun: Sunday sprocketglunk.

Regular mid morning Sunday poo. Kind of a glunky poo pile. Not bad.

eNjoy.

22 Jun: Saturday slubgubble.

Didn't poo yesterday. But boy did I poo today. Very nice poo pic. This one was brewing for two days. And I was brewing a masterpiece. This is what I work for. What I strive for. This is the kind of poo pic I know my readers want.

eNjoy.

20 Jun: Thursday thrumplecreem.

And yet another work poo. This is sort of a big, far blorbbin. A big gooey poo of glumber. It really needs no explanation or introduction. It is simply--poo.

eNjoy.

19 Jun: Wednesday wibbleprom.

Work poo. Not a particularly inspired poo. But still a poo. Floating chorklets. But poo is poo, right?

eNjoy.

18 Jun: Tuesday chunklets.

So, back at work, and, guess what? I had to poo! Will the poos never stop? I guess not, because that just wouldn't be right. And this isn't a bad poo. Kind of broke up into loglets.

eNjoy.

20 Jun: milestone reached.

Last night this blog went over 400k total page views. That's huge. That means people are reading this blog. And that's why I do it. Because people are actually interested in what I'm blogging about. Who knew when I started this blog in 2011 that I'd still be plugging away at it, eight years later. And with this many page views.

To my readers: Thank you.

17 Jun: Monday blobdumper.

Day off today, and after a cup of coffee from my new Kuerig machine, I needed to take a dump. And dump I did. Interesting little blobber. It felt like a log as it was sliding out, but ended up more as a plop. Ha! But it's still poo! And poo is always fun! That's my motto!

eNjoy.

16 Jun: Sunday flobblechunker.

So, feasted yesterday. Feasted like a fool. Drank beer and ate pizza. Started the day with three breakfast burritos. Yum. So this is beer and burrito poo. Looks sort of like beer and pizza poo. Not a lot of difference. My bowel is just that good.

eNjoy.

15 Jun: Saturday phlubclomper.

So, feasted yesterday. Drank beer and ate a Philly cheese steak sandwich. Oh, and ate some wings. Oh, and had donuts for dessert. Yum. And you know that means.....I had to poo this morning! And not a bad looking poo-- rich and creamy.

eNjoy.

14 Jun: Friday crappledonger.

Friday work poo. I crapped about 20 minutes after getting to work. I could tell when squeezing it out that this would be one, intact log. And I was right. Nice log poo. Nice texture. If you enlarge the pic, you can see the nooks and crannies, like they said in the old English muffin commercials. Anyway, I hope you enjoy my most recent, "solid" effort.

eNjoy.

13 Jun: Thursday drumplecane.

Still at work, still pooing. This one is a little more interesting. It's more or less floating, which means we can see more detail. Detail is always good. You can see the rich, ooey, gooey goodness.

eNjoy.

12 Jun: Wednesday blooberquind.

Mid week work poo. Kind of a sinking bloober in the middle of the toilet. Kind of dark. Meh. Not exciting. I wonder, should I really blog about poos that aren't exciting?

eNjoy.

11 Jun: Tuesday blompergrund.

Harder stool this day. More floaty as well. A little darker. All in all, a better effort that Monday. I'm always striving for better poos.

eNjoy.

10 Jun: Monday perflufkins.

Monday work poo. Not exciting. Kind of fluffy little nuggets. But hey, it's still poo!

eNjoy.

9 Jun: Sunday dumperthroag.

Sunday dumper! Getting ready to watch the French Open final and had a nice poo.

eNjoy.

8 Jun: Saturday worbleglumper.

Didn't poo in Friday, which was unusual because I've been eating a lot of carbs lately.  So it wasn't a surprise that I shit three times Saturday. The first two were pooagenic. The third was poo soup. Hence, two pics.

eNjoy.

6 Jun: Thursday clovimper.

Not an exciting poo, but you can see the corn I ate in the previous night's dinner. And it's always fun when you actually identify food in your poo.

eNjoy.

5 Jun: Wednesday phughlupoer.

Mid week work poo. Not a bad effort, considering the lighting.

eNjoy.

4 Jun: Tuesday glomthriggle.

Today's poo took a little longer--about two hours after I got to work. And after two cups of coffee. This is an example of a good poo pic that would be a great poo pic, of it weren't for the overhead, fluorescent lighting. This is a nice, well formed coil log, and you can just see the gooey texture. The lighting mucks it up a bit. But only a bit. Still a good pic.

eNjoy.

3 Jun: Monday mundgobband.

Day off today, and I started it off with a nice poo. My phone was acting a little hinky when I took the pic, so the picture is a little darker than it should be. But still not a bad poo pic.

eNjoy.

2 Jun: Sunday turdblogger.

So, I feasted yesterday. Drank beer and ate pizza. And wings. And sandwiches. It was cheat day after all. I eat and drink whatever I want. That usually makes for some pretty good poos the best day. The poo below is not a bad effort.

eNjoy.

1 Jun: Saturday glimpertust.

Dropped this load about 30 minutes after waking up. Not a bad poo pic. But this is what I get at home. Better lighting, better poo pics.  I drank beer last night, so this is beer-fueled poo.

eNjoy.

31 May: Friday double Squirtle.

Dropped the first load right after I got to work, which was a little different because they normally take about an hour after I get to work to brew. Pretty good poo pic. Started off as a log, and ended as a pile. Good color--a nice, rich brown. Second poo came about three hours later. Not bad for a second poo. I included both for your viewing pleasure.

eNjoy.

30 May: Thursday blobberquert.

So, I dropped this load about 30 minutes after getting to work. This logpile was a sinker, but you can still see it pretty clearly. At the time, I didn't think it was going to be a good poo pic, but the final result isn't bad.

eNjoy.

29 May: hump day zizzlevland.

Another unexciting work poo. Fluffy, poorly formed, badly lit work poo. But I know my readers want poo pics. So here it is.

eNjoy.

28 May: Tuesday thrubbleglunt.

Back to work Tuesday. And a not very exciting work poo. So I decided to close in on the good part of the poo, the larger nugget. So I cropped the rest of the poo out. The lighting is a little wonky because of the overhead fluorescent lights, but it's an interesting pic. This is close in poo.

eNjoy.

27 May: Monday monglump.

So, day off today, federal holiday and all. Spent the day in the deck, reading. And grilling. And drinking beer. Yes, I cheated Monday and drank beer. And ate lots of carbs. But that's okay--I was on holiday, right? That's how the Europeans say it, right? And--not a bad looking poo!

eNjoy.