23 Feb: Saturday dramphledoople.

Didn't poo yesterday, Friday. This morning, I woke, has a cup of coffee, and had to poo! And I had to push this bad boy. Really had to push. It was solid. Definitely a change from my normal poos. This one was a big, fat, solid log.

eNjoy.

21 Feb: Thursday slophingplood.

Another day working from home--another snow holiday! Another day to poo at home. It's ALWAYS better to poo at home. Pooing time is private time. Pooing at work is not optimal, for the many reasons I've outlined in this blog. This is home poo. Good poo.

eNjoy.

20 Feb: Wednesday flochunkle.

No poo pic for Tuesday. Can't remember if I didn't poo, or if I missed the pic. I think I didn't poo. This poo was not too shabby. Working from home as it was snowing, and the work site was closed. Working from home is always nice. And it usually provides for pretty good poo pics. Not bad

eNjoy.

18 Feb: Monday dumptrobble.

Day off Monday for President's Day. And I celebrated the holiday with a nice poo! It's almost as if every day was a holiday because I poo every day...like it's a holiday!

eNjoy.

17 Feb: Sunday bloobglumper.

Drank A LOT the night before this poo. Came about 10 am, and I was hungover as hell. Although you couldn't really tell from the poo.

eNjoy.

16 Feb: Saturday blooberthrump.

So, because Thursday was a two-poo day, I didn't crap Friday. But I didn't feel stopped up, so it's okay. But I dropped this big load as soon as I woke up this morning. Came shooting out of my ass like a bullet train. Look at all of the ooey, gooey goodness.

eNjoy.

14 Feb: Thursday double wahlglymph.

First poo dropped before I got in the shower. Good. That's means I'm fresher, longer. And a nice, solid load. Second poo came after lunch, do I wasn't fresh the second half of the day. Second poo was big, but just a big pat. I almost didn't take a picture, but decided, what the hell.

eNjoy.

13 Feb: Wednesday floobglumper.

So, my poop schedule has been off lately. Didn't poo at all on Monday, Tuesday's poo woke me up out of a sound sleep, early. And it was a big, two-day load. Didn't have my phone, so no pic. I crapped in the dark, so I don't even know what it looked like. I can't remember the last time I flushed without seeing what my poo looked like. This poo came about five minutes after I got to work. It was all in a hurry, so I had to walk to the bathroom with that squench-sphincter shuffle. Big load.

eNjoy.

10 Feb: Sunday double glumper.

Pooed twice Friday, didn't poo at all Saturday. Had to poo immediately after I woke up this morning, and it was a rare struggle. Anybody why reads this blog knows that my poos are usually soft. First poo this morning was not soft. Two hard little nuggets, that I had to push out. Really push. They weren't as big as they appear in the pic. And if you look close, they look kind of like a cock and balls. Second poo came literally five minutes after the first. I didn't have to push the second out. It came out in a gurgling rush. Typical for a second poo.

eNjoy.

8 Feb: Friday double phluncher.

Didn't crap Thursday. Nothing. Nada. Zip. So I expected Friday to be a big poo day. And it was. The first poo waited until just before lunch--again. It came out feeling like a big load. And it was. Bigger than the pic indicates. Kind of a long, looping log. The second poo came in the evening. Got home from the movie theater feeling a little queasy--not feeling well at all. I dropped the second load right after I got home, and felt much better.

eNjoy.

Coffee mug

This is so appropriate...

6 Feb: Wednesday blumphdobble.

Still pooing at home because I'm still working from home. This plop cave when I had called into a meeting. Yep, the phone was on mute, and I crapped this bad boy out while I was listening in on the meeting. Couldn't do that if I was AT work. And not a bad poo pic. Definitely ooey and gooey like yesterday's poo.

eNjoy.

5 Feb: Tuesday tubalglyph.

Dropped this load right before lunch. I guess my colon realized that it was time to make a little room for the food I was about to eat. Big, fat, ooey, gooey, poo plop. Looks like a big, fat chocolate brain.

eNjoy.

4 Feb: Monday munghole.

Beginning of the work week, home poo. This is a good looking poo. Came after lunch, which is a little unusual. That's ok, change is good. Certainly if the extra brew time means brewing a poo that looks like this. Nice, long, pointed, well formed poo log.

eNjoy.

3 Feb: Sunday soogleblumper.

Sunday morning, no cable. My cable box shit the bed the night before. So I'm stuck watching Netflix on my old Blu-ray player. Poo came about 9 am, about the time I normally watch Sunday Morning, on Sunday morning. Interesting, kind of, skinny log. Best poo in a while.

eNjoy.

2 Feb: Saturday moompf.

First weekend poo. Woke up at about 8:30, had a cup of coffee, and pooed at 9. It doesn't take long after I drink coffee. As a matter of fact, I  have a coffee mug that says "Coffee makes me poo." I'll post a picture of that later.

eNjoy.

1 Feb: Friday frailblunk.

End of the work week poo. Not exciting. That's okay, the weekend poo will be better.

eNjoy.

31 Jan: Thursday glooplemung.

So, Thursday home poo. This one waited until mid day to make its appearance. And I know why: because it's a nice looking poo and it wanted to make sure it was looking its best! It was getting ready!

eNjoy.

30 Jan: Wednesday cloumpthus.

Mid week poo. Working from home. Not exciting, looks kind of sloppy joe meat? Meh.

eNjoy.

29 Jan: Tuesday toobleblump.

Working from home Tuesday. About an hour after my coffee, I had to poo. Pooing with my wiping arm in a sling is a little more complicated. But I've found that a couple of wipes with a wet nap and then a wipe with TP does the trick. This was a nice little log but it sank, so it's a little hard to see. Oh well.

eNjoy.

28 Jan: Monday chublets

So officially a day off today. Had a nice late morning, day off poo. Not too bad.

eNjoy.