So, I was traveling yesterday, visiting relatives. Had McDonald's pancakes for breakfast, a Philly cheesesteak got lunch and but meatballs for dinner. That's a pretty big load on a Saturday. This morning, I had to poo after my first three sips of coffee. And so it goes. Pretty good poo pic.
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So, I had leftover turkey and stuffing for lunch yesterday, and crab legs for dinner. With plenty of vodka tonics. Made for a nice looking poo. And a great poo pic.
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So, yesterday was Thanksgiving, and I feasted. Ate turkey, ham, oyster stuffing, candied sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, rolls and cranberry jelly. It was delicious, and I stuffed myself silly. Went back for second and third helpings. So when I woke up this morning and had a cup of coffee, the first thing I had to do was shit. And shit I did. The picture below is the result.
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So, today is Thanksgiving day. A time to break bread with friends and family, and give thanks for what you have. Last night I made merry with sushi, snacks and vodka tonics. So this is sushi and vodka Thanksgiving Day poo.
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So, dropped my first poo about 45 minutes after I got to work. Nice, solid coiled log. Second dumper came about two hours later. Second poo, obviously, not as interesting. But as long as they're not completely liquid, all of my poos get a fair shot on the blog.
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Work poo. Not exciting. It's got that "fried chicken" look. Could be worse.
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So, I had leftover wings and sushi for dinner, and a chorizo, eggs and black bean burrito, drenched in queso for lunch. Interesting good combination makes for an interesting poo! And a good poo pic.
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Feasted on wings, pizza and beer the night before. So, this is typical Sunday morning beer and wings poo. Not exciting, but not too bad.
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So, I didn't shit on Friday. So I knew today would be a big poo day. And I wasn't disappointed. Two sips into my first cup of coffee, I got the old familiar rumblings. And then I dropped the first load. Very nice poo pic. This is what I work so hard for. Second poo came about two hours later. Not as good as the first poo, but good for a second effort. Really, the second poo has its own charms.
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A couple of hours after my first poo today, after my third cup of coffee, I had to poo again. That's ok, pooing is always good. Well, not always good, but usually good. Working from home today, so I don't have to worry about pesky people in the next stall, noticing me taking pictures of my poo. I dumped this poo in my favorite toilet, in the bathroom by the front door. Happy days.
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This dumper came just as I was walking up. Another substantial poo log. Pic isn't as good as yesterday--we sort of lose sight of the back end because of the lighting. I have no idea why my last two poos have been solid dooks. Always something new and interesting in this blog!
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So, didn't crap yesterday. It happens. This morning, I was wondering when the pool would come. Turns out, it didn't take long. I was brushing my teeth, before I got into the shower, before going to work, and I farted. I mean, really farted. A serious fart. I might have woke up the neighbors. A big fart usually means a poo is coming. And that's what happened. Serious poo log. A two days of poo log.
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Day off today. Federal holiday, Veterans Day in the US. So I woke up late than I normally do, had a cup of coffee, and no poo. Half way through my second cup, I had to poo. And not a bad looking poo. Good poo day, good poo pic.
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This poo came a little later in the morning. During my second cup of coffee, while watching Sunday morning news shows, the familiar old urge came on me fast. So I sat down on the John and dropped this plooper. Good poo. Good pic.
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This poo pile woke me up at 4:45 am! Dropped it downstairs, took the pic, and then went back to bed. So, while it affected my sleep, it is a nice, ooey, gooey poo pic. You can see how it started off as a log and then degenerated into a pile. Silly poos! 💩
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Dropped this log right before I got in the shower. Always excellent timing. Didn't have to wash my hands after pooing, because I got right into the shower right afterwards. Always fun. Four days in a row I was fresh all day at work. And my second log in a week. Win, win! 💩
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Dropped this fluffy poo pile right after I got to work. But that's ok, because right after pooing, I went to gym at work. After my workout, I showered and was fresh all day. Third day in a row! As usual, the fluorescent lights at work man the poo look hazy and insubstantial. But they can't all be winners! 💩
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This one started rumbling before I got out of bed. So I dumped it, went upstairs and showered and got ready for work. Fresh all day, second day in a row. Pretty good poo pic. Nice and gooey and textured. Excellent.
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I dropped this long hard turd after brushing my teeth and just before getting into to the shower. That is always great timing. Washed my ass, went to work fresh and stayed fresh all day. Pic isn't so good because it was in the upstairs bathroom. Not the best.
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Day off today, woke up a little early, had a cup of coffee, and had a nice poo! I again tweaked the light filter to make it a little brighter. And got a truly fine poo pic. Great texture. You really see this poo in all if it's creamy goodness.
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So, feasted Saturday night, and drank beer watching college football. This is beer and snacks poo. Not exciting food, but an interesting poo pic.
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Ate pizza and meatballs last night. The pizza was good, and so was the Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka! Woke up at 5:30 this morning, had a cup of coffee and had to poo. Nice ooey, gooey poo pic. Tweaked the lighting filter a bit. Good effort.
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End of the week work poo. Again, this is slightly color enhanced to make it not quite so dark. Nicely textured poo. Interesting little poolets.
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So I get to work today, rest to go to the gym onsite. As I was finishing checking into the to network, I had to shit. And shit bad. I did one of the those sphincter-clenching walks (we've all done it, trying not to shit your pants on the way to the bathroom), just making it to the toilet. This one felt like a lot coming out, but kind of settled to the bottom, so it's true size isn't really recognizable. I did manage to get a good picture (no fluorescent glare overhead), and with the light filter tweaked a bit, it turned into a pretty good poo pic.
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