So, is Halloween today. And I started off the day with a nice coily, textured poo log. I didn't crap yesterday, for whatever reason (I still don't get why I'll shit for times one day, and some days I don't shit at all), so I knew the poo would come pretty quickly today. And I was right, not long after I got to work, I felt the only familiar rumblings. This is a work poo, and mostly submerged, so not the best. I poo what I can poo.
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So, I started out the work week with a nice poo. Nicely formed, but submerged so the lighting is a bit off. Not much I could do. Hey, it's work, so I'm subject to the tyranny of hideous overhead fluorescent lighting.
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So I woke up this morning at about 6. I was debating trying to go back to sleep, when I felt the old familiar rumbling in the gut. So I woke up and a had a cup of coffee, and very shortly thereafter I had to poo. And this is what I dropped. Not a bad looking poo. Had a nice sausage and mushroom pizza and vodka last night. Pizza poo.
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Saturday morning poo pic. Drank vodka and ate wings and a cheesesteak sub last night. That combo always makes for an excellent poo pic.
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Crapped about an hour and a half after I got to work. I wasn't expecting a poo so early, or even at all on Friday because I crapped three times the day before. But here we are. One poo, two views, taken about 30 second apart. Floating poos, drifting in the waters of porcelain.
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This poo came about 20 minutes after I got work. I was in the gym at work to work out. I pooed before the workout. That should have meant I'd be fresh for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, I crapped again during the day at work and then again when I was at Lowe's, looking for construction glue for my house. (Crapping in a public toilet is always a little icky, but when you gotta go, you gotta go.) And yes, my ass was a little sore after the third wipe.
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Mid week work poo. This one came later in the morning than normal. These are pretty well formed turds. See the point? Reminds of an old joke: "Why are your turds pointed? To keep your as from slapping shut." Ha! Get it?
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Day off today. Woke up early though, so I had a cup of coffee. And soon after, I had to doot. As always, as soon as I relaxed my sphincter, this poo took about 1/10 of a second to come slithering out. Came out of my ass like a bullet train. Like, for some reason, it didn't want to be in my ass. And I've posted pics of my last colonoscopy. My colon is healthy and clean. Why my doots come rushing out is beyond me.
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I woke up at 7:30 this morning, and this poo started rumbling before I started my first cup of coffee. I had some difficulty getting the angle right so the flash wouldn't glare in the picture. That's why the view is a little off.
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Regular Saturday morning home poo. This is the poo that chicken wings, pizza and vodka made. Nice poo pic.
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This work poo didn't come until later in the afternoon, as I was wrapping things up and getting ready to leave. I knew it was going to be tight to get everything done, and the folks in my vanpool get a little grumpy when people are late, especially on Friday. So when I got the familiar poo rumbling in my gut, it wasn't entirely welcome. But the rumbling made it clear the poo was coming. So poo I did. Not a particularly exciting poo. Floaters and sinkers--kind of cool. Oh yes, I made the vanpool on time.
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Worked from home Thursday. No fluorescent lighting at home always makes for better poo pics. This pic was no different. Nicely formed little poolets in a soft porcelain haze.
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So, I pooed several times the day before (although only the first was pooagenic) so I didn't poo Wednesday until the afternoon. Because it's a work poo, the lighting is a little off. And this poo this a little dark, so the effect is a little weird.
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Had a cup of coffee before going to work, and that usually makes me poo. And this day was no different. Pooed (and this poo was a hot mess), went to work, worked out at the gym at work, showered and was fresh all day. Good day.
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This poo came early, after a cup of coffee I drank before showering before work. And that's ok. I took my shower AFTER my poo, which is always a good thing.
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So I actually woke up this morning at about 6 this morning, and was laying in bed, trying to go back to sleep, because it was a day off, and I wanted to get a little more sleep. But a rumbling gut said that wasn't going to happen. So I went downstairs, and dropped this dumper. I crapped again an hour later, but it was mostly gas and flubber... nothing really to take a picture of.
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First poo woke me up from a sound sleep. And came out hard and scratchy. Very unusual for my poos. Hard bolus. But no blood. Sometimes when that happens I bleed. Second poo was softer and came out in a shfuffle. It wasn't as big as it looks. Not that much poo.
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Dropped this load in the morning, at home, before I showered. Always a good thing. Not much else to say.
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Late week, work poo. This one dropped at 8:30, a little later than normal. The work poo pics have been pretty good lately. I almost didn't this one because the did in the next stall wouldn't leave. I typically like to be alone when I take pics of my poo. This time I just said, "Fuck it." I stood up and snapped the pic. I'm pretty sure the dude didn't know who I was. And I got the pic.
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Mid week work poo. This one squiggled out just like the most of my poos, although it came mid afternoon, which is a little unusual. Pretty good for a work poo pic.
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I have another day off today. Woke up, had a cup of coffee, and had a nice poo. This one came slorping right out. Didn't take any coaxing. The usually don't. My poos are always anxious to see the light of day, and see what the world had to offer. Usually what it has to offer is a quick flush and a trip to the water treatment plant. Poor poos.
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Have the day off today, because of the Columbus Day holiday. So woke up a little later than I normally do, had a cup of coffee and watched the news. And about 8 am, a little later than normal, I had a nice, home-based poo. In my favorite bathroom. Felt like a LOT coming out. And not a bad looking poo.
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Drank beer, ate chicken wings (garlic parmesan, my favorite) and a cheesesteak hoagie last night. Made for a nice ooey, gooey poo this morning.
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So, decided to go to IHOP early Saturday morning with a friend who'd been drinking all night. Half way through my Big Steak Omelette and buttermilk pancakes, I had to drop a deuce. So this is IHOP poo.
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Squirted the first poo out before I got in the shower. Really, I felt like these nuggets squirted out. They were bigger than I thought they would be. The second poo came mid morning, at work.
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This poo came at home, before I left for work. I didn't shower, because I was going to work out at work, before I started my desk job. The tank was still filling from from a previous flush, and you can see the ripples from the water. A little different.
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This dumper came a little later in the morning than they my poos normally do. Not bad for a work poo, didn't get that overhead glare.
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Didn't shower when I woke up this morning because I was going to the gym (at work) before work, and was going to shower after I worked out. So, drinking coffee about 15 minutes after I woke up, I had to poo. And poo I did. Put my gym clothes on, went to work, worked out, showered, and went to work fresh. Always a good way to start the day.
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Dropped this bad boy as soon as I got to work. Came sliding out of me like warm owlshit. Really. Just slorped right out.
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