Feasted on pizza and beer last night, to begin my Friday evening/Saturday cheat day. Oh, and I had chicken wings and a little bit of vodka. That made for a big messy pile of poo Saturday morning.
eNjoy.
Sunday, May 27, 2018
25 May: Friday brundle.
End of the work week poo. I felt like a had to poo while I was brushing my teeth. So, as the shower water got warm, I dropped this little loglet. Not a bad effort. Nice little poo log. Then jumped into the shower and stayed fresh all day. And no, I didn't get that itchy feeling later on the morning. I guess I got a good wipe, and the shower sealed the deal.
eNjoy.
24 May: Thursday fumble.
So, I pooed three times Monday. I started a low carb diet on Monday. Long time readers of this blog know that means, for me, less poo. Last time I did Tim Ferris's "slow carb" diet, I only crapped every three or four days. I never felt backed up, but my volume of poo dropped WAY down.
So I didn't crap Tuesday or Wednesday. Thursday morning, I get in the car to go to the carpool lot. And I get that familiar rumbling. I'm wondering if I can made it to work. About half way to the lot, I pass a Wawa store and realized I wasn't going to make it to commuter lot!
I made a U turn, and went to the Wawa. I just made it to the restroom, and dropped a giant load in the Wawa toilet. I texted my vanpool while I was crapping, informing them I was going to be late.
I stood up to take a pic, and only then realized the toilet had a auto-flush sensor. So the toilet flushed before the phone was ready. You can just see a tiny amount of poo before I went down. The missed pic is below. Sorry about that.
eNjoy.
21 May: Monday mulcho.
Started off the week with a nice poo. Then pooed twice more. The same day. Didn't bode well for the next day's poo.
eNjoy.
Sunday, May 20, 2018
20 May: Sunday shivel.
Back to poo looking like chicken tenders. I guess you'll never look at chicken tenders the same way! 😆
eNjoy.
19 May: Saturday
Not a bad poo pic, but I'll have to say, this felt a hell of a lot bigger sliding or. You never can tell.
eNjoy.
18 May: Friday fruplunch.
End of the week work poo. This pic would have been a lot better without the overhead glare of the florescent lights. Maybe there's some kind of app filter I can find.
eNjoy.
17 May: Thursday bluffgens.
Big steaming pile of poo. As you know, my poos are usually soft. This poo was no exception.
eNjoy.
16 May: Double grubbie.
Pooed in the morning, and then, bonus, another poo in the afternoon when I got home from work! Two poo days are always good days. And they're both pretty good poos!
eNjoy.
Sunday, May 13, 2018
13 May: Sunday splubble.
So, drank WAY too much vodka last night. Woke up this morning with a serious hangover. Didn't get out of bed until noon. Had a cup of of coffee, and then dropped a giant poo. Giant vodka poo. Outstanding poo pic. You're welcome.
eNjoy.
Saturday, May 12, 2018
12 May: Saturday slumper.
Regular Saturday morning poo. And what a poo it was. Big steaming pile of feces. A little darker than normal. Good texture. Great pic.
eNjoy.
11 May: Friday florbuns.
End of the week work poo. Not a bad pic considering it's the work toilet. The top of the pool was slightly above the water, so I cold take pic directly, no funny angles.
eNjoy.
10 May: Thursday phlunkle.
I had a good poo on Wednesday, but missed the pic because the guy in the next stall took forever, so I had to go without getting the pic. I'd feel a little weird about taking pictures of my poo when somebody is in the next stall.
Thursday's poo was kind of interesting. I shifted the angle of the phone to get a better view.
eNjoy.
8 May: Tuesday chunkles.
Back to work. More normal chunklets. Fairly good work poo pic--took it at the gym at work, right before I worked out. Showered after the workout and was fresh all day.
eNjoy.
7 May: Monday morphle.
Off today. Still working I was back at the beach. Nice globular poo pile, and a great poo pic. Actually, this was the first of about five shits I took. My ass was sore after all that wiping. Only the first poo was pooagenic enough to include.
eNjoy.
6 May: Sunday slogger.
Middle of a long weekend poo. First day back from the beach. So this isn't a happy poo. Not a bad pic. Looks like more fried chicken!
eNjoy.
Saturday, May 5, 2018
5 May: Saturday spruntle.
Nice weekend poo. Taken at home, on my regular toilet. The shallow bowel means the poo is usually displayed quite nicely. This poo is a lighter brown, even a greenish tan. Pretty cool.
eNjoy.
4 May: Friday frunkle.
International Star Wars day: May the Fourth be with you. 😊😊 Another not too shabby with poo. Nice little glorkins. Dropped a second poo in the in the afternoon, but it wasn't very exciting.
eNjoy.
3 May: Thursday throggle.
Nice, work poo pic. I changed orientation so yo could get the full effect.
eNjoy.
2 May: Wednesday twauggle.
Another mid week work poo. Not a bad pic for one taken at work. Nice chunklets.
eNjoy.
1 May: Tuesday twaddle.
Another relatively normal poo day. Fairly nice poo chunks. The pic was taken at work, before I went to the gym in the morning. So I could work out, shower and remain fresh all day. Good day.
eNjoy.
30 Apr: Monday munchle.
Back from the beach. My insides are no longer liquid. Fairly normal looking poo. Nice chunk logs. Nice poo. Nice pic.
eNjoy.
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